Pumpkin Carving Runner-Up Insists His Entry Was 'Abstract Expressionism'
After losing the neighborhood pumpkin contest, one carver files a formal artistic appeal.
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Pumpkin Carving Runner-Up Insists His Entry Was 'Abstract Expressionism'
After losing the neighborhood pumpkin contest, one carver files a formal artistic appeal.
The judges reply that they admired his bold vision, but they still believe the pumpkin fell out of the car.
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