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Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and
Zeke, were sent for.

Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said,
"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician
rolled him over and Clem looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."
The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at
him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The
mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said, "No, it
ain't Clyde."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Zeke said, "Well, Clyde had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we
went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Clyde with them two
assholes!'"

Clyde's Two friends - Clem and Zeke try to idetify their friend Clyde after he died in a fire. Man, those 2 are thick headed. - Funny Picture

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