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Farmer, John Deere and Sons

A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him and says,"Dad I've worked really hard around here and I was wondering if you could find it in your heart to buy me a car?"

The farmer looked at his son and said,"Son nobody rides til the John Deere is paid for!"

The next day his middle son comes to him and says ,"Dad I've worked really hard around here and I was wondering if you would buy me a bicycle?"

The farmer looked at his son and said,"Son nobody rides til the John Deere is paid for!"

Well, the following day his youngest comes to him and says,"Daddy I've worked really hard and done all my chores and I was wondering if you would buy mw a tricycle?"

The farmer then too looked at his youngest and said," Son nobody rides til the John Deere is paid for!"

The little boy madder than hell turned and walked away and seen a rooster mounting a hen and he walked over and kicked the rooster across the yard and said, I don't think so, Dad said ,"Nobody rides til the John Deere is paid for!"

The above Joke submitted by subscriber: Linda Sockwell.

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