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When three middle managers, all from the same company, lost their golfing fourth, they decided to invite his replacement. However, to their concern, his replacement was a woman.

they didn't want to abandon their Sunday sessions so they approached her. Surprisingly, she did play golf and said she would join them at either 6:30 or 6:45 on Sunday morning.

She arrived at 6:30 on Sunday, and impressed the three with a 67 round. In the bar afterwards, they invited her to join them at the same time next week,

and she replied, "Great, I'll arrive at 6:30 or 6:45."

Next Sunday, she arrived at 6:30, and this time she played left-handed and shot a 66! In the bar afterwards, her friends were very impressed, especially by her ability to play either left- or right-handed. They asked her how she decided which clubs to bring.

"Well", she said, "I have a system that never fails. When I wake up on Sunday morning, I look over at my husband in bed and if his dick is lying to the left, I bring my left-handed clubs, and if it is lying on the right then I bring my right handed clubs."

"What do you if it's in the middle?" they asked.

"In that case, I arrive at 6:45!"

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