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  Who Wears The Pants?

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A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on
their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband
who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said,
"Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I
can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it.
I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as
his kneecaps.

"Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be
until your attitude changes!"

Who Wears The Pants? - Funny joke about young couple just married on ther honey moon - Funny Picture

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