Drug Problem

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I HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, TOO

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had
been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a
rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I
were growing up?''

I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on
Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the
weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie,
or brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of
the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in
everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I
uttered a profanity.

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and
cockleburs out of dad's fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out
some poor soul who had no one to mow their yard, repair their
clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known
that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she could have
drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in
everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack,
or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem,
America would be a better place.
Bless the parents who drugged us.

Drug Problem - I had a drug problem too, well if you consider everything in this story a lot of us have had drug problems. Hopefully more parents will learn to drug their kids too in the future. A powerful lesson on the effects of properly being drugged. Bless the parents who drugged us. - Funny Picture

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