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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

--> she called me to get my phone number.

--> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

--> she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

--> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

--> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

--> she tried to drown a fish.

--> she thought a quarterback was a refund.

--> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

--> she tripped over a cordless phone.

--> she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

--> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

--> she studied for a blood test.

--> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

--> when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

--> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

--> when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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