Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Physics Fails
What did the physicist say when he accidentally broke his resistor?
A Cinematic Split
So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up!
The Magical Commute
A magician was driving down the road when suddenly...
Ketchup Logic
Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle)
How long have you been chopping wood for?
How long have you been chopping wood for?
Celebrity Savings
Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
The Doorbell Defense
If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side.
A Nerd joke..
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?"
The Aging Horror Fan
You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered
Hotel California Customer Service
Checking out of Hotel California: You can check-out any time you like. 'Okay yes, now.' But you can never leave!
Taylor Swift Problems
Cause the players gonna play play play, the haters gonna hate hate hate,
Godly Gains
What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?