Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A Magnanimous Gesture
Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure"
The Cheesy Emergency
I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads
Poolside Pachyderms
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
The Hula Hound
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
A Grounded Culinary Debate
Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?
Babe, is it in?
"Babe, is it in?" *"Yea."* **"Does it hurt?"** *"Uh huh."* **"Let me put it in slowly."** *"It still hurts."*
Amusement Park Logic
Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it?
School Drop-off Evolution
[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying*