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Chuckles
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[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE-
GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?"
Fish Cakes
A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?" Bartender: No we don't.
[Last supper]
Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12. Jesus: you mean 13.
Daddy, are vampires real?
"No, sweetie. Go back to bed." *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie*
