Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Surprise Greeting
I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...
Shower Time Hazard
What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?
Man choking
Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Snack Time Symphony
What music is good to listen to while having a snack?
Dietary Validation
Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me,
Horoscope Honesty
Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.
Physics Encouragement
What did the Physics professor say to the student?
Holiday Cricket
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
A Light Case
I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.
Medical Advice
I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said?
Camouflage Thief
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
Parenting Skills
I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap"...