Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Lightbulb Logic
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
French Valentine
What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?
Parenting Priorities
Just buckled a bottle of Tito's Vodka into the backseat of my car,
The Mile-High Criticism
Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes.
Arachnid Dating
'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right*
The Muppet Interview
Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet,
Wizarding Downhill
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
Naming Rights
To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds:
My dad keeps throwing erasers at me
My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, "Why dad!"