Puns

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The Ocean Conversation

What did the ocean say to the beach?

The Cheese Factory Tour

I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.

The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.

The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?

The Bicycle Mystery

Why could nobody find the bicycle?

The Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Solid Friendships

I find like geologers make really good friends...

Time for Crime

Did you hear about the calendar thief?

Golfing Nightlife

What do golfers do on nights out?

A Con-Artist's Favorite Holiday

What's a con-artists favorite holiday?

The Chillbilly

What do you call a relaxed redneck?

Lumberjack Cinema

What's a lumberjack's favorite director?