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The Memory Upgrade Problem

I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.

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The Cruelest Birthday Candles

When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...

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The Betrayal of Muscle Memory

When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.

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Your Knees Are Now Just Rice Krispies: 10 Harsh Realities of Aging According to Eddie Griffin

There comes a moment in every person life when you realize that your body is no longer a temple, but rather a fixer-upper with a questionable foundation and a roof that leaks every time it rains. Comedian Eddie Griffin recently reminded us that aging is not a graceful slide into wisdom; it is a violent tumble down a flight of stairs while holding a bowl o…

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My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.