Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!

Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.

Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

23 power cords, 1 outlet.

Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle - Why working in a cube isn't all that great