Blonde TV

A blond walked into a store one day looking for a television. She finds the one that she was looking for on a shelf, so she picks it up and takes it up to the front to pay for it.

The guy working at the cash register looks at her and says "Sorry ma'am, but we don't sell anything to blonds." Frustrated, the blond sets the TV down and storms out. She gets an idea, and goes out and buys a brunette wig. The next day, she walks in, grabs the same TV set and takes it up to the cash register. The guy says, "Like I told you yesterday, ma'am, we don't sell anything to blonds."

She angrily sets the TV down and storms out. The next day, she walks in with a redhead wig and takes the television up to pay for it. The guy looks at her and says "For the last time, we don't sell our merchandise to blonds."

Aggravated, the blond shouts "Well, damnit, why not?" The guy stares at her and replies "Let me put it to you this way," he points to the TV, "that's a microwave."

Blonde TV - A blonde comes in to buy a TV but the guy says he doesn't sell to blondes. When she comes back again, he explains why.