Restroom Walls

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less!
---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
---Revolution Books, New York, New York

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

Restroom Walls - Funny Writings on Restroom Walls from across the USA