2 Scoops Please

This man walked into an Ice Cream Store and told the boy behind the counter, " I'd like two scoops of chocolate, please."

The boy behind the counter, being hairlipped, and not easy to understand said, " I'm sorry, Sir, but we're all out of chocolate."

The man, looking sort of disappointed, said " OK, give me two scoops of chocolate chip."

The boy, getting a little frustrated, said " Sir, I'm really very sorry, but we are all out of chocolate."

The man then said, being a little more disappointed, said "Well, then give me a chocolate shake."

The hair lippled boy, at this time couldn't stand it anymore, and asked the man, "Sir, can I ask you a question?"

The man said "Yeah, I guess so."

The boy asked the man, " Is there a Van in Vanilla?"

The man thought for a second, and said " Yes there is Van in Vanilla."

"OK," the boy said, " And is there a Straw in Strawberry?"

The man, not quite understanding this questioning said, "Yeah, there is a Straw in Strawberry."

The boy looked the man right in the eye, and asked, " Well, is there A Fuck in Chocolate?"

The man, shocked by the last question, quickly said to the boy, " No, there is no Fuck in Chocolate."

The boy, with somewhat of a smurk on his face said, " That's what I've been trying to tell you dammit, there is No Fuckin Chocolate"

Submitted to LaughParty.com by Subscriber Raymond Lewis

2 Scoops Please - Funny joke in ice cream store