Blonde Jokes - Collection 1

Breathalyzer test

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

"Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, duh! Here it is..."

"May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..."

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his .. out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:

"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

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Blonde paint

Did you hear about the new blond paint!!!

It's not too bright but it spreads well.

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10 Blondes 1 Brunette

There were 10 blondes and one brunette hanging on a rope off of mount everest.

The rope could'nt hold all of them so one person would have to fall on to the cliff below and sacrifice her life so the rest could live.

The brunette gives a touching story of how she will sacrifice her life for the rest of them to live, and she will let go and die and after she does this touching speech all the blondes applauded her

Blonde Jokes - Collection 1 - Funny jokes about dumb blondes