Rudolph.....Had to be a Girl
According to the Alaska Dept. of Fish and Game,while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at
the beginning of winter, usually late-November to
mid-December.
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at
the beginning of winter, usually late-November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them,
from Rudolph to Blitzen........had to be a girl.
We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit around the world in one
night, and not get lost.
Rudolph.....Had to be a Girl - Funny joke about reindeer
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