World's Ugliest Kid

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I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child.

"Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!."

As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.

"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.

"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.

"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.

"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

World's Ugliest Kid - Poor old woman gets insulted when someone says her kid is ugly. But when the mailman tries to help, he makes things worse. - Funny Joke  

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