Very Large Bic

Funny Joke

Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"

"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."

"Great, can I try it?"

"Sure."

First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"

"Done" says the genie and disappears. A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"

Very Large Bic - Funny joke about being careful what you wish for - Funny Joke  

FREE Horoscopes sent daily to your cell phone!

Email This Page  |  del.icio.us | Digg This  | Printer Friendly Page
  1885 views    8.57 out of 10    10987654321   

| Funny Pictures Archive | Paid Surveys | Funny Jokes Archive |
<< PREV Duck Hunting joke | 100% joke NEXT >>

	Popular Funny Jokes Perks of Being Over 50 Baked Beans Good Night's Sleep Things Idiots Do Art of Men Peeing Advice From Bill Gates The Old Man Computer Quotes How To Clean Your Mouse WalMart Fun Strong Marriage Flip One Off? Redneck First Aid Two Couples The Frog and The Psychic Stupid Johnny 2 Scoops Please

Categories and Tags related to this funny picture : Miscellaneous, Funny joke, wishes, genie, lighter, ducks, bic

Funny Joke Directory

Advertisements Animals Animated Art Bar jokes Cartoons Children Computers Drinking and Alcohol Drugs

Food Gay Holidays Marriage Miscellaneous Movies and TV Newspaper Clippings Optical illusions People Police

Politics and Voting Presidents Religion Sex Signs Sports Terrorism Toys Transportation Work