The Unreasonable Grocer
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A guy goes into the grocery store and asks for a can of dog food, the grocer says "Wheres the dog"
The man says, "Whats the dog have to do with me buying a can of dog food?"
To which the grocer replies "Thats the store policy if you want dog food you have to show me the dog."
Infuriated he storms out of the store. The following day he returns and says, "Ok then give me a can of cat food"
To which the grocer replies" "Wheres the cat?"
" What the hell is going on?" He demands.
"Sorry but policy is policy if you want dog food bring the dog. Iif you want cat food bring the cat. Policy is policy."
The man again storms out of the store, only to return the next day with a paper bag, he tells the grocer to stick his hand in the bag and the grocer says: "Oh my God man, there's shit in there!"
" Two rolls of toilet paper please!"
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