I Knew a Blonde...
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
--> she called me to get my phone number.
--> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
--> she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
--> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
--> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
--> she tried to drown a fish.
--> she thought a quarterback was a refund.
--> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
--> she tripped over a cordless phone.
--> she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
--> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
--> she studied for a blood test.
--> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
--> when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
--> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
--> when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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