How Boys Think
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If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, If you dress nicely, he says you're trying to lure him, If you don't, he says you're from kampung.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn, If you keep quiet, he says that you have no brains, If you are smarter than him, he'll lose you, If he's smarter than you, he is great.
If you don't love him, he tries to make a pass at you, If you are in love with him, he will try to leave you, If you don't let him kiss you, he says you don't love him, If you let him kiss you, he says you're cheap.
If you tell him your problems, he says that you're troublesome, If you don't, he says you don't trust him, If you scold him, you're a nanny to him, If he scolds you, it's because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted, If he breaks his, he was forced to, If you smoke, you're a bad girl, If he smokes, he's a gentleman.
If you do well in your exam, he says it's luck, If he does, well, he's all brains, If you hurt him, you're cruel, If he hurts you, you're sensitive.
Boys!! how on earth.. can we girls trust you?? You're so unreasonable, unreliable, unrealistic and unbelievable!!!!
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