Holiday for Guys
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This Is The Best Idea I’ve Heard In A Long Time.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any
other baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique
gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love her more than anything.
Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret… guys really don’t enjoy this very
much.
Sure, seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless,
but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another
secret…guys feel left out!
That’s right, “left out”! There’s no special holiday for the ladies to
show their appreciation for the man in their life. Men, as a whole, are either to
proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 25th is now officially “Steak & Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective
and self-explanatory… this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a
day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special
night on the town – the name of the holiday explains it all… just a steak and a blowjob.
That’s it!
Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try “THAT” much harder in February
to ensure a memorable March! It’s like a perpetual love machine. The word is already
beginning to spread, but as with many new ideas, it needs a little push to start
the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy
world.
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