Girls Night Out
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Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they really needed to pee. Since they were passing a graveyard, one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, and then throw them away.
Her friend was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties!"
That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
FREE Horoscopes sent daily to your cell phone!Girls Night Out - Two women decide to go for a 'Girls Night Out', and they had a little too much to drink. Notice how their husbands react the next day after finding no panties and a note from some firemen on their wives. - Funny Joke
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