Free sex with fill-up
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These two business men were driving home across the desert.. and they were in need of some fuel.
They pass a sign that says, "Free sex with fill-up"
"Hey man" says one business man, "I've heard of that. Let's try it."
So they stop...
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah, fill 'er up"
(a few minutes later)
"That'll be $18.50 please"
"Hey, wait a minute, your sign says free sex with fill-up"
"Oh, why yes it does, but it is conditional.. I am thinking of a number between one and twenty, what is it?"
First business man: "Five"
Second business man: "Eight"
"No, I am sorry gentlemen, it was two, well, better luck next time"
The two business men leave and are a bit perturbed...
"Aw man, we were ripped off!"
"Nah, I don't think so, last week my wife went in there twice and won both times!!"
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