Dying Preacher
Funny Joke
An old Brethren preacher was dying. He sent a message for his Doctor and
his Lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived,
they were ushered up to his bedroom.
As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned
for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their
hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything. Both the Doctor and Lawyer were
touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with
him during his final moment. They were also puzzled; the preacher had
never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of
them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about
greed, covetousness and their avaricious behavior that made them squirm
in their seats.
Finally, the doctor said, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to
come?"
The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus
died between two thieves ... and that's how I want to go.
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