DID YOU KNOW?
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops
for a millisecond.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single
case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart
from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetic Spaghetti especially
for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone
call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700
times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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2 tough questions.... interesting though!
Question 1:
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If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf,
two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Question 2:
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It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts
about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two
mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks
a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional
beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,then scroll
down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
And by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
see u then
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