Blonde Woman, a Black Woman, and a Hispanic Woman
Funny Joke
A blonde woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman were traveling across the country by jet.
Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself. "
The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her makeup.
The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're not going to a party! "
The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the beautiful people first in a crash."
The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to her mother as a gift.
The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you doing?"
The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for the rich people first."
The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties.
The other two women ask her what she is doing."I don't know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the most important thing is finding the black box!"
The above Joke submitted by subscriber: westgirl27.?
FREE Horoscopes sent daily to your cell phone!Blonde Woman, a Black Woman, and a Hispanic Woman - Funny blonde joke - Funny Joke
| Funny Pictures Archive | Paid Surveys | Funny Jokes Archive |
<< PREV Email Rejection Lett joke | 12 Year Old Scotch joke NEXT >>
Categories and Tags related to this funny picture : Blondes, Funny joke, blonde, black woman, hispanic woman
Funny Joke Directory