Attention Soldier
Funny Joke
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, 'Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?'
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, 'By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?'
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, 'Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!'
FREE Horoscopes sent daily to your cell phone!Attention Soldier - A young soldier leaves his fly down in front of the secretary. When he asks I she saw anything, she comes up with a witty reply. - Funny Joke
| Funny Pictures Archive | Paid Surveys | Funny Jokes Archive |
<< PREV Wife Doesn't Use It joke | Who Wears The Pants? joke NEXT >>
Categories and Tags related to this funny picture : Sex, soldier, attention, penis, man, woman, army
Funny Joke Directory