Al-Qaeda Virus?
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(This is actually true, not a joke - but still funny. Next, the religious right will have their own version.)
The Yusufali-A Trojan horse monitors which websites Windows users are visiting by examining the title bar of the active window. If the Trojan finds a word it doesn't like (such as "teen", "xx", "sex" or "penis") it minimizes the window so the user cannot see its content and displays a message from the Koran instead:
The message displayed by the Trojan horse."Unlike other malware, it appears this Trojan horse isn't trying to steal money or confidential information, but acting as a moral guardian instead - blocking viewing of websites it determines are unsavory," said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant for Sophos. "Of course, it's possible for the Trojan horse to make mistakes and block sites which are not pornographic - such as medical sites, or social sites designed for teenagers."
The Yusufali-A Trojan horse continues to display messages if the offending website remains open, and after a while it displays a button labelled "For Exit Click Here". As soon as the mouse is moved the box changes to have vertical bars and the text 'OH! NO i'm in the Cage'. The box contains LogOff, ShutDown and Restart buttons and the mouse pointer is locked within the confines of the box. All the buttons actually cause the computer to logout.
The Yusufali-A Trojan horse forces users to logout of their PCs."This Trojan horse may have been written as a joke, or as a serious attempt to clean-up the habits of internet users," continued Cluley. "Whatever the reasons behind its creations, computer users should protect their systems with up-to-date anti-virus software, security patches and a proper firewall."
FREE Horoscopes sent daily to your cell phone!Al-Qaeda Virus? - Has Al-Qaeda turned to the internet to stop the wicked vicious infidel? Who knows, but it's funny anyways. Fortunately, every western anti-virus program automatically disables Allah (also known as this very real arabic/muslim virus). - Funny Joke
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