Alphabetical Hero
So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed... 'Anyone know CPR?!'
I said, 'Hell, I know the entire alphabet!' Everyone laughed...except this one guy.
So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed... 'Anyone know CPR?!'
I said, 'Hell, I know the entire alphabet!' Everyone laughed...except this one guy.
My GPS calmly said, 'In 400 feet, make a U-turn.'
I bought a magic wand online, and it came with a 47-page terms of service.
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and found three dead batteries and a key that opens nothing.
Our local ad agency made a thirty-second commercial for a stapler.
The self-checkout asked if I wanted to donate a dollar, and I pressed no.
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