American Pie Mishap
Funny article about the kid who tried the hot warm apple pie trick in the movie, American Pie.

Dick Boxing?
Work up a sweat with the brand new dick boxing classes

Donkey Rape Banned
I'm not sure where this is or how it came about. Some very wierd customs and superstitions abound I suppose as this withdoctor teaches his people that raping a donkey brings good luck?!

Dumb Male Blonde
It's about time we see more male blonde jokes. Here's a newspaper clipping about a fool who thinks his wife packed his condoms for her own use.

Going To Far
Funny news clipping about man wants "hell" taken out of "hello"

Lawn Chair Man
Funny newspaper clipping of lawn chair man

More Newspaper Clippings
Three more newsppaper clippings about traveling in time, partially eaten turkeys, and a stinky mattress.

News baby!
Baby on toilet reading news paper

NewsPaper Clippings
3 REAL funny newspaper clippings.

Nursing Home Orgy
Funny Newspaper article about a nursing home orgy scandal involving nine senior citizens. Go Grandma and Grandpa!

Shit Happens
Like it says, Shit Happens in any religion.

Special Weddings
Wheener-Whipple, Filler-Quick, Kuntz-Dick Check out these wacky wedding announcements

Squiggy Wigginz pee-pee
Funny advertisement for man selling his own urine to help people pass drug tests

Wanted: Nut
Time travel partner is needed desperately. Will you reply to this newspaper ad and go back in time?