15MB Hard Drive
An old advertisement for a 15MB Hard Drive. The price is $2495.00 Do you remember how long ago this was and how funny this ad seems now? A common SD Flash Card holds 50-100 times as much and it's tiny now.

American Pie Mishap
Funny article about the kid who tried the hot warm apple pie trick in the movie, American Pie.

Dick Boxing?
Work up a sweat with the brand new dick boxing classes

Donkey Rape Banned
I'm not sure where this is or how it came about. Some very wierd customs and superstitions abound I suppose as this withdoctor teaches his people that raping a donkey brings good luck?!

Dumb Male Blonde
It's about time we see more male blonde jokes. Here's a newspaper clipping about a fool who thinks his wife packed his condoms for her own use.

Free to Good Home
Here's a funny newspaper classified clipping advertising 'Free to Good Home,' featuring a cat OR a boyfriend. Apparently Jennifer has a choice to make one or the other, you can call her if you're interested.

Going To Far
Funny news clipping about man wants "hell" taken out of "hello"

Hippo Eats Dwarf
A clipping from an Australian newspaper tells of a tragic Hippo/Dwarf circus mishap. Apparently a dwarf was bouncing on a trampoline and a nearby hippo was yawning. The dwarf mis-bounced and landed in the yawning hippo's mouth, who instinctively had a

Lawn Chair Man
Funny newspaper clipping of lawn chair man

More Newspaper Clippings
Three more newsppaper clippings about traveling in time, partially eaten turkeys, and a stinky mattress.

News baby!
Baby on toilet reading news paper

NewsPaper Clippings
3 REAL funny newspaper clippings.

Nursing Home Orgy
Funny Newspaper article about a nursing home orgy scandal involving nine senior citizens. Go Grandma and Grandpa!

Redneck Shopping Quote
This newspaper clipping is a quote from a redneck woman who prefers to shop at Dollar Palace. Apparently she likes it better because she doesn't have to get dressed up like she would to go to Walmart. I guess WalMart is a fancy redneck fifth avenue dep

Shit Happens
Like it says, Shit Happens in any religion.

Special Weddings
Wheener-Whipple, Filler-Quick, Kuntz-Dick Check out these wacky wedding announcements

Squiggy Wigginz pee-pee
Funny advertisement for man selling his own urine to help people pass drug tests

Wanted: Nut
Time travel partner is needed desperately. Will you reply to this newspaper ad and go back in time?

Woman Bites Willy
Newspaper clipping about a wife who almost bites off her husband's willy. He was making pancakes for tea while she was giving him oral sex and spilt hot water on her. She almost bit off his penis.