Absolut Hunk
 Here's another Absolut Vodka parody advertisement featuring a hot sexy guy wearing nothing but a vodka bottle to cover himself.
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Alcohol Research
 Funny picture of a drunk homeless guy sitting on a milk carton, holding a sign reading: NEED CASH for ALCOHOL RESEARCH.
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All American Guy
 Fat guy with red white and blue jock strap
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ALL in One - for Men
 All in one cell phone for men,
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Behind the Mount
 Funny cartoon of the back side of Mount Rushmore
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Big John
 Men seem to have a distorted image of their manhood.
This helpful sign at the urinal helps to remind them.
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Big man, Little Dogs
 Big guy walking some little dogs.
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Cheating Girlfriend
 Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??
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Curious George
 George Bush pics looking like monkey
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Dangers of Masturbation
 We've all heard the stories of the dangers of masturbation like hairy palms and going blind, but this is an extreme and funny situation. This man has an extremely powerful arm on one side and a wimpy thin arm on the other from the lack of use. Maybe he
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Dick in a Truck
 I was out driving the other day and some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me. An amusing photo of a truck with a dick shaped snow sculpture in the bed of the truck. The dick comes complete with an icy set of snow balls.
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Did you wash your hands?
 Washing your hands after you use the restroom should be automatic. Unfortunately, not everyone does. Here's an effective way to remind people of just how important it is to wash your hands. You never know who's penis you are touching. The doorknob i
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Dumb Drunk!
 Dumb drunk guy finishing beer in front of cop!
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Evolution
 Funny cartoon of the evolution of men and women
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Evolution of Man
 Funny baby picture of the evolution of man
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Felatio Study
 Ever wanted to get in on a research study? Men. here's your chance. The university needs men who want head.
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Free to Good Home
 Here's a funny newspaper classified clipping advertising 'Free to Good Home,' featuring a cat OR a boyfriend. Apparently Jennifer has a choice to make one or the other, you can call her if you're interested.
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Head Shopping!
 Strange picture of headless man with shopping cart looking at heads on a shelf
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Headless Man
 It looks like this guy lost it. His head that is. It lies next to him in the sand in this picture. Actually it's probably his buddy buried next to him as the head, or is it?
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Honest politician!
 Mayor Bloomberg of New York supports smoking Pot!
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Hottie! S/WM 6' Tall 165lbs 21y/o Blond/Blue
 Ever met someone who sounded so sexy in a chatroom and wanted to know what they REALLY looked like? Here's your chance to see...
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Kick in the ass!
 Funny picture of man kicking other man between the legs at soccer game
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Lizard Man
 There was a man who like lizards.
Wanted a tail, scales and forked tongue.
Got 2/3rds of the way and......
STILL LOOKS LIKE A FREAK! ;)
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Lonely farmer?
 Man on motorcycle with sheep as passenger or date?
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Male Car Insurance
 Male Drivers need our new extra special car insurance created just for the way men drive.
Tailgating, loud stereos and being stoned - covered.....
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Man Eats Underwear
 Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
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McGyver Multitool
 McGyver was a popular television show in the 1980's. Here is the only multi-purpose you will ever need. As Seen On TV
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Mens Remote Control
 Funny picture of remote control for men
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Microgeeks!
 Actual old picture of mirosoft employees
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New Perfume
 Funny cartoon of women looking for new perfume for husband
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Number One!
 Fat number one guy!
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Perfect Mate
 Ever go to one of those computer dating agencys?
You won't believe who this guy's perfect mate is...
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Playground Dangers
 Little Sally has a normal dad and loves to swing on the swing.
Little Johnny has a buff daddy and almost gets killed.
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PULL!
 Here's two guys pulling a wide screen television apart. On the screen seems to be a beautiful women? Will she be split in two along with the TV?
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Redneck Hearing Protection
 Two rednecks are at the shooting range. The noise from the gun shots mean you need to protect your ears with hearing protection. Check out how the stupid redneck in the ATF hat protects his ears with his gun to the head. Maybe he'll pull the trigger?
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Redneck Overalls
 The latest in redneck hillbilly fashion is the Redneck Overalls. Here a potbellied hillbilly sports his redneck overalls that show his protruding belly bared for all to see. Be sure to get your favorite redneck a pair soon, as there's a rush on this hillbilly clothing accessory. So many pot-bellies, so little denim...
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Redneck Wind Chime
 Funny picture for redneck wind chimes
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Roadway Swimming
 Optical illusion of man swimming on roadway with water
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Say no to crack!
 Funny picture of mens exposed cracks!
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Shoe biker
 Man on bike with shoes of wheels
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Signs of Fatherhood
 A guy riding his bike didn't read the traffic signs like he should have. Here's his story of fatherhood told with signs.
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Smoke break dilema
 Workers forced outside for there smoke break!
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Squiggy Wigginz pee-pee
 Funny advertisement for man selling his own urine to help people pass drug tests
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Straight Guy's T-Shirt
 Funny straight guys T-Shirt
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Stud Service
 A business card for a man running a stud service, complete with a price list on the back.
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Surprise Balloons
 A funny cartoon of a man buying a surprise balloon for 25 cents from a vendor doing his job in a stall. When he blows it up he gets quite a surprise.
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Tube Sock Ad
 Hilarious billboard sign ad showing everyone that Tube socks are on sale for only $7. It has a picture of a sculpted man wearing nothing but his tightey whitey underwear briefs. He is sporting a huge bulge in his underwear and the picture insinuates he has stuffed the bulge with a pair of tube socks. Hurry and get yourself a new pair of tube socks to stuff down your pants and create an impressive crotch bulge like this guy. Maybe you'll get laid.
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Was-His
 Picture of sports car with "was His" license plate
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Whipped Men's Magazine
 Whipped is the magazine for men who don't make the decisions in a relationship or marriage. Try to be your own boss when she's not around and cope with the loss of your friends when you are pussy whipped by your wife or girlfriend. Deal with the absence of sex and learn 10 new ways to sleep on the couch.
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Art of Men Peeing If you don't laugh while reading this you must have been single all your life.
(Written to a woman ... | Mar 5, 2002 |
| Rating: 9.36 | Votes: 83 | Views: 13695 | * |
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Big Game Hunter The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was ... | Sep 4, 2005 |
| Rating: 8.60 | Votes: 5 | Views: 3386 | * |
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Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t... | Sep 7, 2005 |
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4578 | * |
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Email Rejection Letter Men often find rejecting a woman the most difficult part of the dating process. The closest they eve... | Sep 7, 2005 |
| Rating: 7.25 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3378 | * |
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Female Answers Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: ... | Dec 17, 2001 |
| Rating: 8.70 | Votes: 10 | Views: 4233 | * |
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Female or Shemale Quiz
var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal... | Sep 15, 2005 |
| Rating: 9.03 | Votes: 34 | Views: 7712 | * |
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Holiday for Guys This Is The Best Idea I’ve Heard In A Long Time.
Every 14th of February you get the ... | Mar 15, 2002 |
| Rating: 7.62 | Votes: 96 | Views: 8121 | * |
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How to Impress a Woman/Man HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress ... | May 28, 2002 |
| Rating: 8.20 | Votes: 32 | Views: 4726 | * |
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Man Bets $100.00 A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and l... | Sep 7, 2005 |
| Rating: 8.91 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4657 | * |
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Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu... | Mar 28, 2006 |
| Rating: 7.96 | Votes: 24 | Views: 8787 | * |
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Nair on Balls If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo... | Apr 10, 2007 |
| Rating: 8.80 | Votes: 5 | Views: 3457 | * |
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Restroom Walls Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
... | Mar 14, 2002 |
| Rating: 9.36 | Votes: 37 | Views: 5865 | * |
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Santa can't be a man 9 Reasons Santa Can't Be A Man
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be se... | Jul 4, 2002 |
| Rating: 5.37 | Votes: 48 | Views: 8647 | * |
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Shower Like a Man/Woman How To Shower Like a Woman:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordin... | Jun 5, 2002 |
| Rating: 9.07 | Votes: 32 | Views: 7006 | * |
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The Doorbell A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell... | May 20, 2002 |
| Rating: 6.89 | Votes: 16 | Views: 3316 | * |
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The Widow RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BE... | May 9, 2002 |
| Rating: 8.47 | Votes: 31 | Views: 4291 | * |
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Top Ten Things Dad Will Never Say 1. Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
2. Here... | Jun 25, 2002 |
| Rating: 7.78 | Votes: 14 | Views: 3587 | * |
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Wrong Gift A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating... | May 29, 2002 |
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 10 | Views: 3632 | * |
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