Funny Religion Pictures and Jokes

Funny jokes and pictures that relate to religion
Funny Pictures

At Least Someone Loves You Funny jesus loves you cartoon	Bin & Jerry's Funny advertisement for Bin and Jerrys's ice cream treats	Christ Died for Donuts Jesus Christ died on a cross for our Donuts?! This amusing photo of two signs shows the real truth as to why Christ died. He died for Dunkin' Donuts. I guess sins weren't enough of a reason to die, but donuts were.

Christianity Explained Here is a different view on Christianity explained in this sign. It covers Jesus Christ, Eve, the snake and tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden, praying and more. It says: Christianity. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.	Creationism Vs. Evolution Creationism Vs. Evolution debate can be very funny and amusing. Here's a unique flowchart that explains the various theories and myths.	Hell's Most Wanted Funny picture of Hell's Most Wanted

Jesus Playing Pool This picture card shows Jesus playing pool and smoking a cigarette. Jesus Christ is holding a pool stick and leaning over the pool table with people in the background watching him play pool.	Job-Creationism An amusing fictional news story about the Bush administrations policy on creationism and jobs.	Pope Disgusted with Bush This picture shows Pope John Paul and President Bush. Bush is trying to read and the pope is placing his head in his hand in disgust at his horrible reading. Eventually the US will have a President who actually can read.

Pope Show Funny picture of the Pope getting touched in a private place	Rush Hour God God takes out billboards on this stuff. Don't ever curse!	Scientology vs. Jews Here's a funny cartoon of Cartman and the gang from South Park mocking Scientology. They tell how the Jews need to show Scientology who really runs Hollywood.

Shit Happens Like it says, Shit Happens in any religion.	What a Sermon! Funny church sign about sermon

Funny Jokes

Al-Qaeda Virus? (This is actually true, not a joke - but still funny. Next, the religious right will have their own ...			Sep 12, 2005
Rating: 7.39	Votes: 10	Views: 4351	*

Capitalism and Cows TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 6.00	Votes: 6	Views: 4603	*

Cat Goes to Heaven A cat goes to Heaven A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've ...			Dec 6, 2001
Rating: 8.73	Votes: 28	Views: 4212	*

Creationism FAQ Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism? A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is ...			Sep 12, 2005
Rating: 8.34	Votes: 9	Views: 4726	*

Dr. Laura and Gay Marriage This is to help us understand some of those pesky gay marriage-type issues from a Right Winger, Amer...			Apr 2, 2004
Rating: 9.19	Votes: 215	Views: 10800	*

Dying Preacher An old Brethren preacher was dying. He sent a message for his Doctor and his Lawyer, both church me...			Apr 6, 2002
Rating: 7.53	Votes: 17	Views: 3320	*

Golf and Funerals A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to ...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 7.67	Votes: 12	Views: 5197	*

Golfing with God There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on th...			Jun 30, 2002
Rating: 9.04	Votes: 24	Views: 5271	*

Long Hair A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could ...			Jul 1, 2002
Rating: 6.95	Votes: 35	Views: 6965	*

Nervous Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsi...			Nov 15, 2001
Rating: 9.05	Votes: 23	Views: 4202	*

One Question One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to a...			Jun 13, 2002
Rating: 7.46	Votes: 15	Views: 3679	*

Politician Election - Heaven or Hell? While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul a...			Apr 15, 2007
Rating: 4.50	Votes: 2	Views: 2467	*

Praise The Lord A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He explains to the new owner, ...			May 3, 2002
Rating: 9.08	Votes: 25	Views: 4780	*

Priest Sells Horse Priest Sells Horse A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.60	Votes: 10	Views: 3241	*

Safe Bet hile a preacher was trying to raise money for his parish, he found out there was a great deal of mon...			Apr 10, 2002
Rating: 8.35	Votes: 14	Views: 3943	*

Senility Prayer Senility Prayer God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortu...			Mar 15, 2002
Rating: 9.32	Votes: 29	Views: 5696	*

Sharing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled u...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.74	Votes: 16	Views: 4071	*

The Devil's Lawsuit There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody d...			May 22, 2002
Rating: 8.70	Votes: 10	Views: 3150	*

The Nun One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she wo...			Dec 20, 2001
Rating: 9.07	Votes: 15	Views: 4420	*

The Old Confession An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married with six children and ...			Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 7.43	Votes: 23	Views: 3694	*

The Preacher's Family There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation ...			Jan 7, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 24	Views: 4085	*

The Priest on the Bus A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on ...			Nov 25, 2001
Rating: 6.61	Votes: 15	Views: 3086	*

TWO FALLEN ANGELS relTwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTIT...			Dec 2, 2001
Rating: 8.42	Votes: 17	Views: 3565	*

Where is God? A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were al...			Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 21	Views: 3869	*

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