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100 bucks a view A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, h...			Jun 20, 2002
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 24	Views: 3755	PCR: G

Alaskan Party Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys...			May 23, 2002
Rating: 9.00	Votes: 17	Views: 4512	PCR: G

Attention Soldier The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, ...			Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 8.52	Votes: 25	Views: 4234	PCR: PG

Best Comeback Line Ever This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summar...			May 13, 2002
Rating: 8.29	Votes: 31	Views: 4297	PCR: G

Big Boots A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the big...			Jun 28, 2002
Rating: 7.70	Votes: 23	Views: 4364	PCR: G

Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 19	Views: 3655	PCR: R

Blonde at the ObGyn A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all went into the ObGyn office together. When they met af...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.97	Votes: 28	Views: 3712	PCR: PG

Bouncing on dad A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' ...			May 2, 2002
Rating: 8.81	Votes: 36	Views: 4356	PCR: PG

Bubba the Nympho A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...			Jun 13, 2002
Rating: 8.30	Votes: 17	Views: 4180	PCR: G

Dirty Little Johnny Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board ...			Feb 8, 2002
Rating: 9.14	Votes: 89	Views: 12476	PCR: G

Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...			May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95	Votes: 21	Views: 4484	PCR: G

Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.06	Votes: 18	Views: 3832	PCR: PG

Falling To Death A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of win...			May 3, 2002
Rating: 7.79	Votes: 24	Views: 3636	PCR: G

Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...			Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.03	Votes: 34	Views: 7707	PCR: PG

Good Investment The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their fi...			May 9, 2002
Rating: 7.41	Votes: 12	Views: 3160	PCR: G

Hillary Clinton is Pregnant Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist ho...			Apr 15, 2007
Rating: 9.57	Votes: 7	Views: 3096	PCR: PG

Jumping to Conclusions A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar a...			Apr 11, 2002
Rating: 7.72	Votes: 19	Views: 3641	PCR: PG

Loss of Appetite A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...			Apr 9, 2002
Rating: 8.30	Votes: 23	Views: 3771	PCR: PG

Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...			Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 7.96	Votes: 24	Views: 8786	PCR: R

Mathematics + Marriage A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you...			Apr 11, 2002
Rating: 8.55	Votes: 30	Views: 3880	PCR: PG

Missing Girlfriend A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weep...			Apr 24, 2002
Rating: 6.72	Votes: 27	Views: 4381	PCR: PG

Nair on Balls If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo...			Apr 10, 2007
Rating: 8.80	Votes: 5	Views: 3453	PCR: PG

No Screwing A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes u...			Jun 27, 2002
Rating: 8.94	Votes: 33	Views: 5180	PCR: G

No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu...			Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 7	Views: 3381	PCR: PG

Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...			Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 7.00	Votes: 12	Views: 3607	PCR: PG

Oni! Oni! One day a man decided he wanted to be succesful and that he would be most succesful in japan, so aft...			Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 8.56	Votes: 16	Views: 3666	PCR: G

Porn Pianist A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and wh...			Jun 11, 2002
Rating: 7.34	Votes: 12	Views: 3224	PCR: PG

Saving Up A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride ...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.07	Votes: 28	Views: 3946	PCR: G

Sex with Teacher A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile o...			Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 7.05	Votes: 26	Views: 4909	PCR: G

She can't win! One evening after attending the theater two gentlemen were walking down the street when they observe...			Apr 25, 2002
Rating: 6.80	Votes: 10	Views: 2561	PCR: R

Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they p...			May 30, 2002
Rating: 9.13	Votes: 24	Views: 4857	PCR: G

Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" an...			Dec 8, 2001
Rating: 8.52	Votes: 27	Views: 4394	PCR: G

Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...			Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.78	Votes: 18	Views: 3357	PCR: PG

Superman Quickie Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying o...			Apr 25, 2002
Rating: 8.54	Votes: 22	Views: 3675	PCR: R

Ten Husbands A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told...			Jun 4, 2002
Rating: 8.35	Votes: 17	Views: 4014	PCR: G

The Chirstmas Party Disaster After the annual office Chistmas party blow-out, Colin woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...			Jun 7, 2002
Rating: 8.17	Votes: 18	Views: 5430	PCR: G

The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...			Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.09	Votes: 22	Views: 3767	PCR: PG

The Nun One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she wo...			Dec 20, 2001
Rating: 9.07	Votes: 15	Views: 4419	PCR: G

The Old Confession An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married with six children and ...			Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 7.43	Votes: 23	Views: 3693	PCR: G

The Potato Trick Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at ...			Jun 3, 2002
Rating: 7.86	Votes: 15	Views: 3966	PCR: G

Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...			Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.23	Votes: 36	Views: 6508	PCR: PG

TWO FALLEN ANGELS relTwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTIT...			Dec 2, 2001
Rating: 8.42	Votes: 17	Views: 3564	PCR: G

Who Wears The Pants? A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were ...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.10	Votes: 20	Views: 3997	PCR: PG

Wrong Gift A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating...			May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 3630	PCR: G

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