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Funny jokes or pictures relating to sex

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Absolut Hunk Absolut Hunk
Here's another Absolut Vodka parody advertisement featuring a hot sexy guy wearing nothing but a vodka bottle to cover himself.

All American Guy All American Guy
Fat guy with red white and blue jock strap

Ashcrofts message Ashcrofts message
John Ashcrofts meesage to women when girls go wild

Bastard Brand Condoms Bastard Brand Condoms
New from Trojhan, Bastard brand condoms. Leave the ex a gift that keeps on giving, a bastard child - there's a hole in every one!

Bat Man and Robin Peeping Toms Bat Man and Robin Peeping Toms
Bat Man and Robin peeking in windows

Behind the Mount Behind the Mount
Funny cartoon of the back side of Mount Rushmore

Big balls squirell Big balls squirell
Squirell with big hanging ball sack

Cheating Girlfriend Cheating Girlfriend
Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??

Civil Engineers Only Civil Engineers Only

Condom models Condom models
Funny cartoon of different condom models

Confused sheep Confused sheep
Sheep mounting dog while friends watch

Crown Jewels Crown Jewels
Funny picture of Prince Charles playing with the family jewels

Dating in Wyoming Dating in Wyoming
Funny picture of man with sheep on motorcycle dating in wyoming

Deer Three-way Deer Three-way
Three deer engaging in three way sexual romp

Downlaod Birth Downlaod Birth
Funny cartoon of mother telling her little boy she gave birth to him and didn't download him

Dumb Male Blonde Dumb Male Blonde
It's about time we see more male blonde jokes. Here's a newspaper clipping about a fool who thinks his wife packed his condoms for her own use.

Ejaculators Anonymous Ejaculators Anonymous
Coming too soon to a meeting isn't all that bad. Unless, of course, you're in ejaculators anonymous...

Evolution Evolution
Funny cartoon of the evolution of men and women

Felatio Study Felatio Study
Ever wanted to get in on a research study? Men. here's your chance. The university needs men who want head.

Firestone Brand Condoms? Firestone Brand Condoms?
Funny advertisement for bridgestone firestone tires about condom use

Fly Sex Fly Sex
Funny picture of two Flys having sex

Free Erection Free Erection
Three guys in front of free erection sign

Gay Trees Gay Trees
The apparent sexuality of the trees and it's related branches may just be slightly gay.

Happy To See Me? Happy To See Me?
Funny animation of happy man on bus and old lady

Horny racooon Horny racooon
Racoon screwing family dog

Hottie! S/WM 6' Tall 165lbs 21y/o Blond/Blue Hottie! S/WM 6' Tall 165lbs 21y/o Blond/Blue
Ever met someone who sounded so sexy in a chatroom and wanted to know what they REALLY looked like? Here's your chance to see...

How rumors get started How rumors get started
Some innocent work gets snowballed into a big rumor

How to turn men/women on How to turn men/women on
Imagine if you could turn on a man or turn on a woman the same way you do a stereo. It would look like this...

If Your Ass Looked Like This If Your Ass Looked Like This
Picture of naked girls nice ass with "If your ass looked like this maybe i wouldn't have dumped you next to her

I'm Gonna Get Me Some... I'm Gonna Get Me Some...
Funny picture of doggie screwing cat

Lonely farmer? Lonely farmer?
Man on motorcycle with sheep as passenger or date?

Funny advertisement about the medical risks of vibrator use

New Perfume New Perfume
Funny cartoon of women looking for new perfume for husband

Nursing Home Orgy Nursing Home Orgy
Funny Newspaper article about a nursing home orgy scandal involving nine senior citizens. Go Grandma and Grandpa!

Osama Bin Laden without his turban Osama Bin Laden without his turban
Funny picture of Osama Bin Laden without his turban. It shows what a dick head he can be!

Perfect Mate Perfect Mate
Ever go to one of those computer dating agencys?
You won't believe who this guy's perfect mate is...

Pope Show Pope Show
Funny picture of the Pope getting touched in a private place

Pork, It's what's for .... Pork, It's what's for ....
Funny billboard for Pork the one you love

Sailor George Sailor George
George Bush as sailor who went on a beer run and now runs the world

Screw you kitty Screw you kitty
Cat flipping the bird while relaxing

Shaft Shaft
Funny Movie poster protraying Jesse Jackson as Shaft.

Signs of Fatherhood Signs of Fatherhood
A guy riding his bike didn't read the traffic signs like he should have. Here's his story of fatherhood told with signs.

Snap, Crackle, Threesome! Snap, Crackle, Threesome!
A funny advertisement of Rice Crispie's Snap, Crackle and Pop characters immortalizing the Threesome here in a bowl of cereal. Each is adourned with a joint of marijuana at the time.

Stud Service Stud Service
A business card for a man running a stud service, complete with a price list on the back.

Tampax Advertisment Tampax Advertisment
Funny advertisment of ladies face next to written statement that reads"Because there's blood gushing from your snatch"Tampax

Taste's Like Chicken Taste's Like Chicken
Funny cartoon of 2 frogs after sex

The BIllboard Painter The BIllboard Painter
This guy's the best billboard painter in town No wonder people flock to see his unique work!

Throbbing Teddy Throbbing Teddy
This Teddy is always happy to see you! He is a stuffed toy who has a bean bag butt so he will sit up and pay attention!

Twenty Toes - Twenty Minutes Twenty Toes - Twenty Minutes
Funny cartoon twenty toes in twenty minutes

Vegetable Sex Vegetable Sex
Vegatbles fornicating? This is a photo of various vegetables getting their groove on, having sex, reproducing however they do it.

Welcome to West Virginia! Welcome to West Virginia!
Funny road side sign of man screwing sheep in West Virginia

Who Came First? Who Came First?
Funny cartoon of who came first the chicken or the egg?


Funny Jokes

100 bucks a view
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, h...
Jun 20, 2002
Rating: 8.31Votes: 26Views: 4285 *
Alaskan Party
Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys...
May 23, 2002
Rating: 8.74Votes: 22Views: 10020 *
Attention Soldier
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, ...
Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 8.25Votes: 28Views: 9805 *
Best Comeback Line Ever
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summar...
May 13, 2002
Rating: 8.14Votes: 28Views: 10548 *
Big Boots
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the big...
Jun 28, 2002
Rating: 7.77Votes: 26Views: 7509 *
Billy Bob out walking
Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...
Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 9.19Votes: 21Views: 8254 *
Blonde at the ObGyn
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all went into the ObGyn office together. When they met af...
Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.04Votes: 33Views: 8553 *
Bouncing on dad
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' ...
May 2, 2002
Rating: 8.97Votes: 43Views: 8379 *
Bubba the Nympho
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...
Jun 13, 2002
Rating: 8.52Votes: 21Views: 11223 *
Dr. Dave
Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...
May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95Votes: 21Views: 8301 *
Excuse Me!
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...
Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.08Votes: 27Views: 8822 *
Falling To Death
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of win...
May 3, 2002
Rating: 7.79Votes: 24Views: 6664 *
Female or Shemale Quiz
var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...
Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.20Votes: 64Views: 23849 *
Good Investment
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their fi...
May 9, 2002
Rating: 7.38Votes: 16Views: 5852 *
Jumping to Conclusions
A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar a...
Apr 11, 2002
Rating: 8.24Votes: 27Views: 7818 *
Loss of Appetite
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...
Apr 9, 2002
Rating: 8.63Votes: 22Views: 7790 *
Man with vagina, Woman with penis...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...
Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 8.66Votes: 76Views: 79177 *
Mathematics + Marriage
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you...
Apr 11, 2002
Rating: 8.48Votes: 35Views: 7619 *
Missing Girlfriend
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weep...
Apr 24, 2002
Rating: 6.59Votes: 26Views: 8521 *
No Screwing
A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes u...
Jun 27, 2002
Rating: 8.78Votes: 36Views: 10091 *
Olympic Condoms!
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...
Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 6.91Votes: 11Views: 7310 *
Oni! Oni!
One day a man decided he wanted to be succesful and that he would be most succesful in japan, so aft...
Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 8.10Votes: 18Views: 6912 *
Porn Pianist
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and wh...
Jun 11, 2002
Rating: 7.17Votes: 13Views: 6221 *
Saving Up
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride ...
May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.14Votes: 29Views: 7652 *
Sex with Teacher
A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile o...
Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 7.50Votes: 32Views: 10864 *
She can't win!
One evening after attending the theater two gentlemen were walking down the street when they observe...
Apr 25, 2002
Rating: 6.40Votes: 10Views: 4665 *
Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend
A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they p...
May 30, 2002
Rating: 9.17Votes: 24Views: 7987 *
Still Up In Bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" an...
Dec 8, 2001
Rating: 8.67Votes: 30Views: 7648 *
Strange Penis Disease
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...
Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.81Votes: 20Views: 8087 *
Superman Quickie
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying o...
Apr 25, 2002
Rating: 8.87Votes: 23Views: 7513 *
Ten Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told...
Jun 4, 2002
Rating: 8.44Votes: 20Views: 7652 *
The Chirstmas Party Disaster
After the annual office Chistmas party blow-out, Colin woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...
Jun 7, 2002
Rating: 8.67Votes: 18Views: 9581 *
The More You Rub...
One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...
Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.34Votes: 23Views: 10368 *
The Nun
One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she wo...
Dec 20, 2001
Rating: 9.00Votes: 16Views: 9354 *
The Old Confession
An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married with six children and ...
Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 7.32Votes: 25Views: 7182 *
The Potato Trick
Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at ...
Jun 3, 2002
Rating: 7.60Votes: 18Views: 7794 *
Two Couples
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...
Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.28Votes: 36Views: 12375 *
relTwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTIT...
Dec 2, 2001
Rating: 8.95Votes: 17Views: 9048 *
Who Wears The Pants?
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were ...
Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.05Votes: 19Views: 10425 *
Wrong Gift
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating...
May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.33Votes: 9Views: 7035 *

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