Funny Sex Pictures and Jokes

Funny jokes or pictures relating to sex
Funny Pictures

Absolut Hunk Here's another Absolut Vodka parody advertisement featuring a hot sexy guy wearing nothing but a vodka bottle to cover himself.	Adult Sheep Finder Apparently this is the number one site to find a mate in New Zealand, although I'd think most people in New Zealand would take offense to that comment. It's Adult Sheep Finder dot com, the place to find yourself a sheep to shag. Bestiality has apparently made it's way to the main stream with this dating sheep for men and sheep to find each other. I wonder how a sheep finds a man to have sex with, do they have Wi-Fi in the pasture? Either way, it's both disgusting, and funny at the same time. Hopefully you aren't one of those turned on by the prospect of sex with sheep. Maybe it's more of a redneck pastime anyway.	All American Guy Fat guy with red white and blue jock strap

Ashcrofts message John Ashcrofts meesage to women when girls go wild	Bastard Brand Condoms New from Trojhan, Bastard brand condoms. Leave the ex a gift that keeps on giving, a bastard child - there's a hole in every one!	Bat Man and Robin Peeping Toms Bat Man and Robin peeking in windows

Behind the Mount Funny cartoon of the back side of Mount Rushmore	Big balls squirell Squirell with big hanging ball sack	Cheating Girlfriend Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??

Civil Engineers Only	Condom models Funny cartoon of different condom models	Confused sheep Sheep mounting dog while friends watch

Crown Jewels Funny picture of Prince Charles playing with the family jewels	Dangers of Masturbation We've all heard the stories of the dangers of masturbation like hairy palms and going blind, but this is an extreme and funny situation. This man has an extremely powerful arm on one side and a wimpy thin arm on the other from the lack of use. Maybe he	Dating in Wyoming Funny picture of man with sheep on motorcycle dating in wyoming

Deer Three-way Three deer engaging in three way sexual romp	Dick in a Truck I was out driving the other day and some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me. An amusing photo of a truck with a dick shaped snow sculpture in the bed of the truck. The dick comes complete with an icy set of snow balls.	Downlaod Birth Funny cartoon of mother telling her little boy she gave birth to him and didn't download him

Dumb Male Blonde It's about time we see more male blonde jokes. Here's a newspaper clipping about a fool who thinks his wife packed his condoms for her own use.	Ejaculators Anonymous Coming too soon to a meeting isn't all that bad. Unless, of course, you're in ejaculators anonymous...	Evolution Funny cartoon of the evolution of men and women

Felatio Study Ever wanted to get in on a research study? Men. here's your chance. The university needs men who want head.	Firestone Brand Condoms? Funny advertisement for bridgestone firestone tires about condom use	Fly Sex Funny picture of two Flys having sex

Free Erection Three guys in front of free erection sign	Gay Trees The apparent sexuality of the trees and it's related branches may just be slightly gay.	Happy To See Me? Funny animation of happy man on bus and old lady

Horny racooon Racoon screwing family dog	Hottie! S/WM 6' Tall 165lbs 21y/o Blond/Blue Ever met someone who sounded so sexy in a chatroom and wanted to know what they REALLY looked like? Here's your chance to see...	How rumors get started Some innocent work gets snowballed into a big rumor

How to turn men/women on Imagine if you could turn on a man or turn on a woman the same way you do a stereo. It would look like this...	If Your Ass Looked Like This Picture of naked girls nice ass with "If your ass looked like this maybe i wouldn't have dumped you next to her	I'm Gonna Get Me Some... Funny picture of doggie screwing cat

Lonely farmer? Man on motorcycle with sheep as passenger or date?	MEDICAL ALERT! Funny advertisement about the medical risks of vibrator use	Need More Bandwith Need faster bandwith? Get an OC-48 with Free Installation. This advertisement shows a lady downloading adult content who is advised to get an OC-48 for faster bandwith.

New Perfume Funny cartoon of women looking for new perfume for husband	Nursing Home Orgy Funny Newspaper article about a nursing home orgy scandal involving nine senior citizens. Go Grandma and Grandpa!	Osama Bin Laden without his turban Funny picture of Osama Bin Laden without his turban. It shows what a dick head he can be!

Perfect Mate Ever go to one of those computer dating agencys? You won't believe who this guy's perfect mate is...	Pope Show Funny picture of the Pope getting touched in a private place	Pork, It's what's for .... Funny billboard for Pork the one you love

Sailor George George Bush as sailor who went on a beer run and now runs the world	Screw you kitty Cat flipping the bird while relaxing	Sex Makes Babies?! Funny cartoon of two pokeman type characters telling each other about sex. one is suprised and exclaims 'Sex Makes Babies?!' in amazement. The pokeman like cartoons look like japanese anime rabbots.

Sexual Harrasment Problem Funny cartoon about sexual harassment with a fat ugly woman talking to her boss about suing him for not harassing her on the grounds of discrimination. 'All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually h	Shaft Funny Movie poster protraying Jesse Jackson as Shaft.	Signs of Fatherhood A guy riding his bike didn't read the traffic signs like he should have. Here's his story of fatherhood told with signs.

Snap, Crackle, Threesome! A funny advertisement of Rice Crispie's Snap, Crackle and Pop characters immortalizing the Threesome here in a bowl of cereal. Each is adourned with a joint of marijuana at the time.	Stud Service A business card for a man running a stud service, complete with a price list on the back.	Tampax Advertisment Funny advertisment of ladies face next to written statement that reads"Because there's blood gushing from your snatch"Tampax

Taste's Like Chicken Funny cartoon of 2 frogs after sex	The BIllboard Painter This guy's the best billboard painter in town No wonder people flock to see his unique work!	Throbbing Teddy This Teddy is always happy to see you! He is a stuffed toy who has a bean bag butt so he will sit up and pay attention!

Tube Sock Ad Hilarious billboard sign ad showing everyone that Tube socks are on sale for only $7. It has a picture of a sculpted man wearing nothing but his tightey whitey underwear briefs. He is sporting a huge bulge in his underwear and the picture insinuates he has stuffed the bulge with a pair of tube socks. Hurry and get yourself a new pair of tube socks to stuff down your pants and create an impressive crotch bulge like this guy. Maybe you'll get laid.	Twenty Toes - Twenty Minutes Funny cartoon twenty toes in twenty minutes	Vegetable Sex Vegatbles fornicating? This is a photo of various vegetables getting their groove on, having sex, reproducing however they do it.

Welcome to West Virginia! Funny road side sign of man screwing sheep in West Virginia	Whipped Men's Magazine Whipped is the magazine for men who don't make the decisions in a relationship or marriage. Try to be your own boss when she's not around and cope with the loss of your friends when you are pussy whipped by your wife or girlfriend. Deal with the absence of sex and learn 10 new ways to sleep on the couch.	Who Came First? Funny cartoon of who came first the chicken or the egg?

Woman Bites Willy Newspaper clipping about a wife who almost bites off her husband's willy. He was making pancakes for tea while she was giving him oral sex and spilt hot water on her. She almost bit off his penis.

Funny Jokes

100 bucks a view A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, h...			Jun 20, 2002
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 24	Views: 3756	*

Alaskan Party Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys...			May 23, 2002
Rating: 9.00	Votes: 17	Views: 4514	*

Attention Soldier The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, ...			Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 8.52	Votes: 25	Views: 4237	*

Best Comeback Line Ever This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summar...			May 13, 2002
Rating: 8.29	Votes: 31	Views: 4299	*

Big Boots A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the big...			Jun 28, 2002
Rating: 7.70	Votes: 23	Views: 4366	*

Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 19	Views: 3657	*

Blonde at the ObGyn A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all went into the ObGyn office together. When they met af...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.97	Votes: 28	Views: 3714	*

Bouncing on dad A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' ...			May 2, 2002
Rating: 8.81	Votes: 36	Views: 4361	*

Bubba the Nympho A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...			Jun 13, 2002
Rating: 8.30	Votes: 17	Views: 4182	*

Dirty Little Johnny Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board ...			Feb 8, 2002
Rating: 9.14	Votes: 89	Views: 12480	*

Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...			May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95	Votes: 21	Views: 4485	*

Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.06	Votes: 18	Views: 3834	*

Falling To Death A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of win...			May 3, 2002
Rating: 7.79	Votes: 24	Views: 3637	*

Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...			Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.03	Votes: 34	Views: 7712	*

Good Investment The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their fi...			May 9, 2002
Rating: 7.41	Votes: 12	Views: 3162	*

Hillary Clinton is Pregnant Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist ho...			Apr 15, 2007
Rating: 9.57	Votes: 7	Views: 3099	*

Jumping to Conclusions A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar a...			Apr 11, 2002
Rating: 7.72	Votes: 19	Views: 3642	*

Loss of Appetite A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...			Apr 9, 2002
Rating: 8.30	Votes: 23	Views: 3773	*

Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...			Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 7.96	Votes: 24	Views: 8787	*

Mathematics + Marriage A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you...			Apr 11, 2002
Rating: 8.55	Votes: 30	Views: 3882	*

Missing Girlfriend A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weep...			Apr 24, 2002
Rating: 6.72	Votes: 27	Views: 4383	*

Nair on Balls If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo...			Apr 10, 2007
Rating: 8.80	Votes: 5	Views: 3457	*

No Screwing A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes u...			Jun 27, 2002
Rating: 8.94	Votes: 33	Views: 5182	*

No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu...			Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 7	Views: 3388	*

Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...			Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 7.00	Votes: 12	Views: 3608	*

Oni! Oni! One day a man decided he wanted to be succesful and that he would be most succesful in japan, so aft...			Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 8.56	Votes: 16	Views: 3668	*

Porn Pianist A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and wh...			Jun 11, 2002
Rating: 7.34	Votes: 12	Views: 3225	*

Saving Up A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride ...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.07	Votes: 28	Views: 3948	*

Sex with Teacher A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile o...			Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 7.05	Votes: 26	Views: 4910	*

She can't win! One evening after attending the theater two gentlemen were walking down the street when they observe...			Apr 25, 2002
Rating: 6.80	Votes: 10	Views: 2562	*

Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they p...			May 30, 2002
Rating: 9.13	Votes: 24	Views: 4860	*

Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" an...			Dec 8, 2001
Rating: 8.52	Votes: 27	Views: 4396	*

Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...			Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.78	Votes: 18	Views: 3358	*

Superman Quickie Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying o...			Apr 25, 2002
Rating: 8.54	Votes: 22	Views: 3677	*

Ten Husbands A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told...			Jun 4, 2002
Rating: 8.35	Votes: 17	Views: 4018	*

The Chirstmas Party Disaster After the annual office Chistmas party blow-out, Colin woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...			Jun 7, 2002
Rating: 8.17	Votes: 18	Views: 5432	*

The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...			Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.09	Votes: 22	Views: 3773	*

The Nun One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she wo...			Dec 20, 2001
Rating: 9.07	Votes: 15	Views: 4421	*

The Old Confession An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married with six children and ...			Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 7.43	Votes: 23	Views: 3694	*

The Potato Trick Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at ...			Jun 3, 2002
Rating: 7.86	Votes: 15	Views: 3968	*

Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...			Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.23	Votes: 36	Views: 6509	*

TWO FALLEN ANGELS relTwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTIT...			Dec 2, 2001
Rating: 8.42	Votes: 17	Views: 3566	*

Who Wears The Pants? A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were ...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.10	Votes: 20	Views: 3998	*

Wrong Gift A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating...			May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 3632	*

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