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Absolut Hunk
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Adult Sheep Finder
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All American Guy
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Ashcrofts message
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Bastard Brand Condoms
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Bat Man and Robin Peeping Toms
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Behind the Mount
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Big balls squirell
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Cheating Girlfriend
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Condom models
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Confused sheep
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Crown Jewels
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Dangers of Masturbation
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Dating in Wyoming
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Deer Three-way
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Dick in a Truck
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Downlaod Birth
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Dumb Male Blonde
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Ejaculators Anonymous
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Evolution
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Felatio Study
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Firestone Brand Condoms?
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Fly Sex
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Free Erection
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Gay Trees
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Happy To See Me?
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Horny racooon
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Hottie! S/WM 6' Tall 165lbs 21y/o Blond/Blue
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How rumors get started
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How to turn men/women on
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If Your Ass Looked Like This
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I'm Gonna Get Me Some...
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Lonely farmer?
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MEDICAL ALERT!
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Need More Bandwith
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New Perfume
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Nursing Home Orgy
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Osama Bin Laden without his turban
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Perfect Mate
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Pope Show
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Pork, It's what's for ....
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Sailor George
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Screw you kitty
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Sex Makes Babies?!
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Sexual Harrasment Problem
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Shaft
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Signs of Fatherhood
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Snap, Crackle, Threesome!
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Stud Service
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Tampax Advertisment
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Taste's Like Chicken
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The BIllboard Painter
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Throbbing Teddy
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Tube Sock Ad
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Twenty Toes - Twenty Minutes
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Vegetable Sex
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Welcome to West Virginia!
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Whipped Men's Magazine
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Who Came First?
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Woman Bites Willy
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Funny Jokes
| 100 bucks a view A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, h... | Jun 20, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.62 | Votes: 24 | Views: 3756 | * |
| Alaskan Party Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys... | May 23, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.00 | Votes: 17 | Views: 4514 | * |
| Attention Soldier The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, ... | Jun 10, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.52 | Votes: 25 | Views: 4237 | * |
| Best Comeback Line Ever This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summar... | May 13, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.29 | Votes: 31 | Views: 4299 | * |
| Big Boots A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the big... | Jun 28, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.70 | Votes: 23 | Views: 4366 | * |
| Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ... | Apr 5, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.22 | Votes: 19 | Views: 3657 | * |
| Blonde at the ObGyn A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all went into the ObGyn office together. When they met af... | Nov 14, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.97 | Votes: 28 | Views: 3714 | * |
| Bouncing on dad A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' ... | May 2, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.81 | Votes: 36 | Views: 4361 | * |
| Bubba the Nympho A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be... | Jun 13, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.30 | Votes: 17 | Views: 4182 | * |
| Dirty Little Johnny Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board ... | Feb 8, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.14 | Votes: 89 | Views: 12480 | * |
| Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried... | May 10, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.95 | Votes: 21 | Views: 4485 | * |
| Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass... | Dec 21, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.06 | Votes: 18 | Views: 3834 | * |
| Falling To Death A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of win... | May 3, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.79 | Votes: 24 | Views: 3637 | * |
| Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal... | Sep 15, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 9.03 | Votes: 34 | Views: 7712 | * |
| Good Investment The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their fi... | May 9, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.41 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3162 | * |
| Hillary Clinton is Pregnant Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist ho... | Apr 15, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.57 | Votes: 7 | Views: 3099 | * |
| Jumping to Conclusions A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar a... | Apr 11, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.72 | Votes: 19 | Views: 3642 | * |
| Loss of Appetite A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli... | Apr 9, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.30 | Votes: 23 | Views: 3773 | * |
| Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu... | Mar 28, 2006 | ||
| Rating: 7.96 | Votes: 24 | Views: 8787 | * |
| Mathematics + Marriage A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you... | Apr 11, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.55 | Votes: 30 | Views: 3882 | * |
| Missing Girlfriend A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weep... | Apr 24, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.72 | Votes: 27 | Views: 4383 | * |
| Nair on Balls If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo... | Apr 10, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.80 | Votes: 5 | Views: 3457 | * |
| No Screwing A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes u... | Jun 27, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.94 | Votes: 33 | Views: 5182 | * |
| No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu... | Aug 28, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.43 | Votes: 7 | Views: 3388 | * |
| Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a... | Dec 12, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.00 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3608 | * |
| Oni! Oni! One day a man decided he wanted to be succesful and that he would be most succesful in japan, so aft... | Jun 17, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.56 | Votes: 16 | Views: 3668 | * |
| Porn Pianist A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and wh... | Jun 11, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.34 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3225 | * |
| Saving Up A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride ... | May 8, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.07 | Votes: 28 | Views: 3948 | * |
| Sex with Teacher A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile o... | Jun 17, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.05 | Votes: 26 | Views: 4910 | * |
| She can't win! One evening after attending the theater two gentlemen were walking down the street when they observe... | Apr 25, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.80 | Votes: 10 | Views: 2562 | * |
| Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they p... | May 30, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.13 | Votes: 24 | Views: 4860 | * |
| Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" an... | Dec 8, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.52 | Votes: 27 | Views: 4396 | * |
| Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar... | Nov 22, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 6.78 | Votes: 18 | Views: 3358 | * |
| Superman Quickie Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying o... | Apr 25, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.54 | Votes: 22 | Views: 3677 | * |
| Ten Husbands A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told... | Jun 4, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.35 | Votes: 17 | Views: 4018 | * |
| The Chirstmas Party Disaster After the annual office Chistmas party blow-out, Colin woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout... | Jun 7, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.17 | Votes: 18 | Views: 5432 | * |
| The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word... | Nov 13, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.09 | Votes: 22 | Views: 3773 | * |
| The Nun One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she wo... | Dec 20, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 9.07 | Votes: 15 | Views: 4421 | * |
| The Old Confession An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married with six children and ... | Jun 18, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.43 | Votes: 23 | Views: 3694 | * |
| The Potato Trick Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at ... | Jun 3, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.86 | Votes: 15 | Views: 3968 | * |
| Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b... | Jan 18, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.23 | Votes: 36 | Views: 6509 | * |
| TWO FALLEN ANGELS relTwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTIT... | Dec 2, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.42 | Votes: 17 | Views: 3566 | * |
| Who Wears The Pants? A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were ... | Nov 14, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.10 | Votes: 20 | Views: 3998 | * |
| Wrong Gift A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating... | May 29, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 10 | Views: 3632 | * |
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