Funny Pictures and Jokes

Funny Jokes

Barbie A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the ...			Dec 11, 2001
Rating: 7.42	Votes: 17	Views: 3480	PCR: G

Big Game Hunter The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was ...			Sep 4, 2005
Rating: 8.60	Votes: 5	Views: 3384	PCR: PG

Cheap Beer A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'...			Apr 12, 2002
Rating: 7.41	Votes: 22	Views: 4653	PCR: G

Dr. Laura and Gay Marriage This is to help us understand some of those pesky gay marriage-type issues from a Right Winger, Amer...			Apr 2, 2004
Rating: 9.19	Votes: 215	Views: 10798	PCR: PG

Female Answers Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 8.70	Votes: 10	Views: 4231	PCR: G

Four husbands Once upon a time, these two women were talking and the one asks the other how many times she's been...			Apr 6, 2002
Rating: 8.01	Votes: 21	Views: 4379	PCR: G

Free sex with fill-up These two business men were driving home across the desert.. and they were in need of some fuel. T...			Apr 23, 2002
Rating: 7.58	Votes: 24	Views: 5151	PCR: G

Girls Night Out Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly ...			May 7, 2007
Rating: 6.77	Votes: 9	Views: 2908	PCR: PG

Golf and Funerals A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to ...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 7.67	Votes: 12	Views: 5196	PCR: G

Good Eats A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening...			May 6, 2002
Rating: 6.89	Votes: 19	Views: 4249	PCR: G

Hillary Clinton is Pregnant Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist ho...			Apr 15, 2007
Rating: 9.57	Votes: 7	Views: 3096	PCR: PG

How Boys Think If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 6.42	Votes: 19	Views: 3641	PCR: G

How to Impress a Woman/Man HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, Respect her, Honor her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress ...			May 28, 2002
Rating: 8.20	Votes: 32	Views: 4725	PCR: G

Naggin Wife An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and someti...			Jun 28, 2002
Rating: 8.35	Votes: 23	Views: 4879	PCR: G

No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu...			Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 7	Views: 3381	PCR: PG

Relationship Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marri...			Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 7.67	Votes: 6	Views: 3243	PCR: G

Saving Up A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride ...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.07	Votes: 28	Views: 3946	PCR: G

Someone Really Stinks A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the b...			Apr 15, 2002
Rating: 7.46	Votes: 15	Views: 3587	PCR: G

Strong Marriage A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been ...			Jun 12, 2002
Rating: 8.13	Votes: 15	Views: 3604	PCR: G

Ten Husbands A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told...			Jun 4, 2002
Rating: 8.35	Votes: 17	Views: 4014	PCR: G

The Broken Mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fix...			Apr 13, 2007
Rating: 8.67	Votes: 3	Views: 2437	PCR: G

The Old Boat Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself...			Jul 5, 2002
Rating: 8.53	Votes: 48	Views: 7925	PCR: G

The Widow RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BE...			May 9, 2002
Rating: 8.47	Votes: 31	Views: 4289	PCR: G

Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...			Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.23	Votes: 36	Views: 6508	PCR: PG

Who Wears The Pants? A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were ...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.10	Votes: 20	Views: 3997	PCR: PG

Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new pro...			Apr 22, 2002
Rating: 8.13	Votes: 15	Views: 4973	PCR: G

Wife Doesn't Use It A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 8.51	Votes: 10	Views: 3372	PCR: G

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