Funny Kids Pictures and Jokes

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Funny Pictures

Bored Baby Here's a cute baby leaning on his bent arm. He looks as if he is bored out of his mind. The adorable baby has a striped hat and diaper on, leaning against a blue pillow and he sure looks as if he's heard enough. He is bored and disgusted with the situation as you can see from the expression on his face.	Halloween Baby It's the Halloween Baby dressed up in a variety of Halloween costumes. This baby has an adorable scream on his face and each picture shows off his various halloween costumes. This could be one scary baby dressed up like that. Trick or Treat!	Grated Slide for Kids A picture of a slide with a cheese grater at the bottom. This kid is sliding down this slide and is going to be grated like cheese when he gets to the end because the slide has a cheese grater attachment built into it. It's the new Cheese Slide. Ouch!

Bitch Stole my Fish! This picture shows a boy upset that a girl took his fish. He has a comical angry look on his face as he looks up and says, 'Bitch stole my fish.'	Children Left Unattended Funny sign warning that children left unattended will be sold to the circus. The warning sign is red and white. Be sure to print this sign out to warn others.	Baby Been Cloned! A bald little baby stares at another seemingly bald baby with an expression as if he has been cloned. It's actually a cabbage patch doll with a very similar looking bald head.

Baby Fireman This little baby boy is going to grow up to be a fireman. Check out his firetruck in this cute picture.	Grow up to be... A little girl reading a book and contemplating what she wants to be when she grows up. Reading is fun..duh..ment..ul?	Bush Reads Upside-down President Bush took some time out to read to the kids. Apparently they had to help him out with the big words though, notice his book is upside down.

Sleeping Pooping Baby! Funny picture of baby sleeping on toilet	Biker Baby! Baby in Biker clothes on bike	Funny face bus! Kids make funny faces at school bus back door

Mommy Look! Kid does art on baby!	News baby! Baby on toilet reading news paper	Baby butt sniffer Family dog smelling baby butt while baby eats dog food

Doggie door freinds Dog and baby looking out of doggie door	Twins? Fat cute baby and dog with wrinkled hanging skin	Baby Seat Evil Baby Seat Evil

Kiddie Cannibals This has to be the ultimate Survivor Watch out for these little kiddie cannibals	Morning Breath This has to be a horrible way to wake up. Can you imagine what kind of morning breath he'll have?	Time Saver Everyone's looking to save a little time these days. Here's how to wash kids and dishes at the same time.

Dancing Kittens Here's a cute one. It's the dancing kittens! Only question is who leads?	Quick Dry What do you do when your dryer breaks down and your kids won't sit still? Combine them for a solution to both!	Playground Dangers Little Sally has a normal dad and loves to swing on the swing. Little Johnny has a buff daddy and almost gets killed.

Man's first happy moment Man's first happy moment started very young	Attack of the clones The clones are coming.	Junior Lawbreaker Seems no one can escape a ticket these days.

Where'd it go? Now where did that thing go?	Kid with Head in Sand Remember Sleep Hollow? The Headless Horseman? Well, this kids from Sleepy Cove.... Funny Picture of a kid with his head in the sand and not attached to his body.	TequilaTubbie The Teletubbies have taken on a cult status in some local pubs. For those loyal fans they have now released the a new Tubby just for them... Hiccup... Funny Picture of Tequilla Tubby, the drunk one.

Bold, Young Pervert Funny Picture of a young bold pervert looking up a ladies dress with her full knowledge.	Job Application Fuuny picture of a job application for a prospective employee at McDonald's	SMILE! Funny picture of a baby smiling with a lot of teeth in their mouth!

Mexican Baby Food Funny advertisement for new mexican gerber baby food	Finger Lickin' Kid Funny picture of boy and dog Finger Lickin Good	License & Registration? Funny picture of baby biker gettting ticket from cop

Evolution of Man Funny baby picture of the evolution of man	He Found It one day... Funny picture of baby finding his weewee!	Aim High in Life! Funny picture of baby tying to pee but is a little short!

Firestone Brand Condoms? Funny advertisement for bridgestone firestone tires about condom use	Tokken Baby Funny picture of baby looking like he is hittin off a roach	Bad Day for the Baby Funny picture of baby getting pooped on by a passing bird, very cute

Hand warmer? Funny picture of little boy warming his hands in other little boys butt crack, cute but inocent.	Poopy Baby Funny picture of baby with bug eyes like he has to go potty	Young Art Admirer Funny picture of little boy looking up ladies dress at art show

Funny Jokes

Choo Choo Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing w...			Jul 24, 2008
Rating: 9.50	Votes: 2	Views: 461	*

Sandwich Perfection As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plent...			Jul 2, 2002
Rating: 7.26	Votes: 23	Views: 8178	*

Sex with Teacher A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile o...			Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 7.16	Votes: 27	Views: 5176	*

Stupid Johnny A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Ev...			Jun 11, 2002
Rating: 9.18	Votes: 16	Views: 4297	*

Grocery Shopping A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with a 3-year-old girl in her cart. As they passed the co...			Apr 29, 2002
Rating: 8.25	Votes: 12	Views: 3851	*

Little Golden Books that Never Made It 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's ...			Apr 26, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 21	Views: 4162	*

Where is God? A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were al...			Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 21	Views: 4140	*

Dirty Little Johnny Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board ...			Feb 8, 2002
Rating: 9.14	Votes: 90	Views: 12926	*

Moral of the Story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them ...			Jan 8, 2002
Rating: 8.06	Votes: 21	Views: 4186	*

Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdl...			Dec 23, 2001
Rating: 8.29	Votes: 14	Views: 3697	*

Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" an...			Dec 8, 2001
Rating: 8.52	Votes: 27	Views: 4730	*

The Priest on the Bus A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on ...			Nov 25, 2001
Rating: 6.61	Votes: 15	Views: 3271	*

Definitely Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" Firs...			Nov 19, 2001
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 21	Views: 4299	*

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