Funny Kids Pictures and Jokes

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The funny things a kid will do or get into are all here.
Funny Pictures

Bush Reads Upside-down President Bush took some time out to read to the kids. Apparently they had to help him out with the big words though, notice his book is upside down.	Sleeping Pooping Baby! Funny picture of baby sleeping on toilet	Biker Baby! Baby in Biker clothes on bike

Funny face bus! Kids make funny faces at school bus back door	Mommy Look! Kid does art on baby!	News baby! Baby on toilet reading news paper

Baby butt sniffer Family dog smelling baby butt while baby eats dog food	Doggie door freinds Dog and baby looking out of doggie door	Twins? Fat cute baby and dog with wrinkled hanging skin

Baby Seat Evil Baby Seat Evil	Kiddie Cannibals This has to be the ultimate Survivor Watch out for these little kiddie cannibals	Morning Breath This has to be a horrible way to wake up. Can you imagine what kind of morning breath he'll have?

Time Saver Everyone's looking to save a little time these days. Here's how to wash kids and dishes at the same time.	Dancing Kittens Here's a cute one. It's the dancing kittens! Only question is who leads?	Quick Dry What do you do when your dryer breaks down and your kids won't sit still? Combine them for a solution to both!

Playground Dangers Little Sally has a normal dad and loves to swing on the swing. Little Johnny has a buff daddy and almost gets killed.	Man's first happy moment Man's first happy moment started very young	Attack of the clones The clones are coming.

Junior Lawbreaker Seems no one can escape a ticket these days.	Where'd it go? Now where did that thing go?	Kid with Head in Sand Remember Sleep Hollow? The Headless Horseman? Well, this kids from Sleepy Cove.... Funny Picture of a kid with his head in the sand and not attached to his body.

TequilaTubbie The Teletubbies have taken on a cult status in some local pubs. For those loyal fans they have now released the a new Tubby just for them... Hiccup... Funny Picture of Tequilla Tubby, the drunk one.	Bold, Young Pervert Funny Picture of a young bold pervert looking up a ladies dress with her full knowledge.	Job Application Fuuny picture of a job application for a prospective employee at McDonald's

SMILE! Funny picture of a baby smiling with a lot of teeth in their mouth!	Mexican Baby Food Funny advertisement for new mexican gerber baby food	Finger Lickin' Kid Funny picture of boy and dog Finger Lickin Good

License & Registration? Funny picture of baby biker gettting ticket from cop	Evolution of Man Funny baby picture of the evolution of man	He Found It one day... Funny picture of baby finding his weewee!

Aim High in Life! Funny picture of baby tying to pee but is a little short!	Firestone Brand Condoms? Funny advertisement for bridgestone firestone tires about condom use	Tokken Baby Funny picture of baby looking like he is hittin off a roach

Bad Day for the Baby Funny picture of baby getting pooped on by a passing bird, very cute	Hand warmer? Funny picture of little boy warming his hands in other little boys butt crack, cute but inocent.	Poopy Baby Funny picture of baby with bug eyes like he has to go potty

Young Art Admirer Funny picture of little boy looking up ladies dress at art show

Funny Jokes

Sandwich Perfection As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plent...			Jul 2, 2002
Rating: 7.65	Votes: 23	Views: 6296	*

Sex with Teacher A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile o...			Jun 17, 2002
Rating: 7.58	Votes: 28	Views: 3688	*

Stupid Johnny A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Ev...			Jun 11, 2002
Rating: 9.07	Votes: 15	Views: 2216	*

Grocery Shopping A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with a 3-year-old girl in her cart. As they passed the co...			Apr 29, 2002
Rating: 8.00	Votes: 9	Views: 2122	*

Little Golden Books that Never Made It 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's ...			Apr 26, 2002
Rating: 8.63	Votes: 24	Views: 2405	*

Where is God? A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were al...			Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 8.45	Votes: 20	Views: 2222	*

Moral of the Story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them ...			Jan 8, 2002
Rating: 8.01	Votes: 20	Views: 2701	*

Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdl...			Dec 23, 2001
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 14	Views: 2115	*

Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" an...			Dec 8, 2001
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 29	Views: 2821	*

The Priest on the Bus A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on ...			Nov 25, 2001
Rating: 6.95	Votes: 17	Views: 1675	*

Definitely Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" Firs...			Nov 19, 2001
Rating: 9.10	Votes: 21	Views: 2407	*

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