Funny Pictures and Jokes

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Funny Jokes

$0 Debt In March 1992 a man living in Newton near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused...			Jun 5, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 16	Views: 2112	PCR: G

Bad Wish Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork...			May 17, 2002
Rating: 6.77	Votes: 25	Views: 1838	PCR: G

Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 13	Views: 2632	PCR: PG

Clowning About This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...			Apr 29, 2002
Rating: 8.83	Votes: 18	Views: 2509	PCR: G

Condom Complaints A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and ...			Jun 27, 2002
Rating: 7.48	Votes: 19	Views: 2894	PCR: G

Creationism FAQ Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism? A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is ...			Sep 12, 2005
Rating: 7.44	Votes: 9	Views: 2775	PCR: G

Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...			Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 7	Views: 2073	PCR: G

Final Days Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcohol...			Jul 7, 2002
Rating: 7.67	Votes: 68	Views: 6896	PCR: G

Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07	Votes: 21	Views: 2316	PCR: G

Free sex with fill-up These two business men were driving home across the desert.. and they were in need of some fuel. T...			Apr 23, 2002
Rating: 8.12	Votes: 26	Views: 3603	PCR: G

Good Night's Sleep By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a ro...			Jun 12, 2002
Rating: 8.65	Votes: 14	Views: 2999	PCR: G

Home Ownership A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he co...			Oct 9, 2005
Rating: 7.50	Votes: 8	Views: 2172	PCR: G

If Airlines Sold Paint Scenario #1 - Buying paint from a paint store Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? Clerk: We have...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 3.50	Votes: 6	Views: 1967	PCR: G

Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...			Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 5.63	Votes: 34	Views: 9330	PCR: PG

Modern Day Translations, pt. 1 AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Simila...			May 16, 2002
Rating: 5.45	Votes: 11	Views: 1504	PCR: G

Modern Day Translations, pt. 2 GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbat...			May 16, 2002
Rating: 9.16	Votes: 12	Views: 2177	PCR: G

Moral of the Story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them ...			Jan 8, 2002
Rating: 8.01	Votes: 20	Views: 2278	PCR: G

Natural Filter Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there was this young nurse. Everytime she came ...			Apr 10, 2002
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 24	Views: 2932	PCR: G

Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 8.86	Votes: 14	Views: 3186	PCR: PG

Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 3292	PCR: PG

Price of Gas Compared with Gasoline.... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also put...			Sep 21, 2005
Rating: 7.20	Votes: 14	Views: 2851	PCR: G

Pun Collection 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and...			Mar 22, 2002
Rating: 7.00	Votes: 14	Views: 1798	PCR: G

Rejected Greeting Cards OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for...			May 23, 2002
Rating: 8.85	Votes: 13	Views: 2108	PCR: G

Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.51	Votes: 11	Views: 2709	PCR: PG

Square Balls A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag ...			Apr 15, 2002
Rating: 9.03	Votes: 31	Views: 3348	PCR: G

Talking your way out of housecleaning Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately ...			Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.87	Votes: 15	Views: 2883	PCR: G

Technology Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses h...			May 2, 2002
Rating: 7.57	Votes: 26	Views: 2474	PCR: G

Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...			May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36	Votes: 11	Views: 1398	PCR: G

The Final Exam At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals ...			Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 9.36	Votes: 22	Views: 3114	PCR: G

The Ignorant Archaeologists A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wa...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.34	Votes: 15	Views: 1771	PCR: PG

Top 10 Disney Y2K Disasters Top 10 Things That Could Have Gone Wrong for Disney at Y2K 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Lea...			Apr 12, 2002
Rating: 5.75	Votes: 12	Views: 1973	PCR: G

Two Statues There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park....			May 15, 2002
Rating: 9.20	Votes: 21	Views: 2465	PCR: G

Very Large Bic Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very lar...			Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.57	Votes: 14	Views: 1884	PCR: G

When the buffalo come There are these two Indians crossing the desert. The older one is bragging that he can tell if other...			May 30, 2002
Rating: 5.76	Votes: 13	Views: 1605	PCR: G

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