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$0 Debt
In March 1992 a man living in Newton near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused...
Jun 5, 2002
Rating: 8.58Votes: 17Views: 3799PCR: G
 
Bad Wish
Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork...
May 17, 2002
Rating: 7.12Votes: 28Views: 3599PCR: G
 
Caribbean Cruise
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...
Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.50Votes: 12Views: 4575PCR: PG
 
Clowning About
This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...
Apr 29, 2002
Rating: 8.83Votes: 18Views: 4507PCR: G
 
Condom Complaints
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and ...
Jun 27, 2002
Rating: 7.61Votes: 20Views: 4644PCR: G
 
Creationism FAQ
Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism? A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is ...
Sep 12, 2005
Rating: 8.34Votes: 9Views: 4725PCR: G
 
Death in the Blonde's Family
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...
Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 7.40Votes: 10Views: 4491PCR: G
 
Dirty Little Johnny
Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board ...
Feb 8, 2002
Rating: 9.14Votes: 89Views: 12476PCR: G
 
Drug Problem
I HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, TOO The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had be...
Aug 15, 2007
Rating: 7.71Votes: 7Views: 2687PCR: G
 
Final Days
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcohol...
Jul 7, 2002
Rating: 7.67Votes: 68Views: 9114PCR: G
 
Free Haircuts
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...
May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07Votes: 21Views: 4212PCR: G
 
Free sex with fill-up
These two business men were driving home across the desert.. and they were in need of some fuel. T...
Apr 23, 2002
Rating: 7.58Votes: 24Views: 5151PCR: G
 
Good Night's Sleep
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a ro...
Jun 12, 2002
Rating: 8.65Votes: 14Views: 4099PCR: G
 
Hillary Clinton is Pregnant
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist ho...
Apr 15, 2007
Rating: 9.57Votes: 7Views: 3096PCR: PG
 
Home Ownership
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he co...
Oct 9, 2005
Rating: 7.50Votes: 8Views: 4696PCR: G
 
I Knew a Blonde...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... --> she called me to get my phone number. --> she s...
Apr 23, 2007
Rating: 9.29Votes: 7Views: 2816PCR: G
 
If Airlines Sold Paint
Scenario #1 - Buying paint from a paint store Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? Clerk: We have...
Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 4.75Votes: 4Views: 3541PCR: G
 
Meat?
Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... ...
Apr 20, 2007
Rating: 8.00Votes: 3Views: 2457PCR: G
 
Michael Jackson Jokes
Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...
Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 6.45Votes: 23Views: 8890PCR: PG
 
Modern Day Translations, pt. 1
AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Simila...
May 16, 2002
Rating: 5.49Votes: 10Views: 3218PCR: G
 
Modern Day Translations, pt. 2
GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbat...
May 16, 2002
Rating: 9.22Votes: 13Views: 4282PCR: G
 
Moral of the Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them ...
Jan 8, 2002
Rating: 8.06Votes: 21Views: 3905PCR: G
 
MySpace Rules - How Not to Suck
How to not suck at MySpace Don’t use insane colors that people can’t read without burning thei...
Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 9.50Votes: 4Views: 2606PCR: G
 
Natural Filter
Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there was this young nurse. Everytime she came ...
Apr 10, 2002
Rating: 9.08Votes: 24Views: 5003PCR: G
 
Old And Alone
This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...
Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 9.01Votes: 16Views: 5785PCR: PG
 
Perks of Being Over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...
Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50Votes: 10Views: 5393PCR: PG
 
Politician Election - Heaven or Hell?
While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul a...
Apr 15, 2007
Rating: 4.50Votes: 2Views: 2466PCR: G
 
Potatoes
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work ...
Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 7.00Votes: 2Views: 2535PCR: PG
 
Price of Gas
Compared with Gasoline.... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also put...
Sep 21, 2005
Rating: 7.39Votes: 15Views: 5085PCR: G
 
Prison vs Work
Prison vs Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spen...
Apr 17, 2007
Rating: 8.25Votes: 4Views: 2403PCR: PG
 
Pun Collection
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and...
Mar 22, 2002
Rating: 7.80Votes: 15Views: 3493PCR: G
 
Rearrange The Letters
DORMITORY:  When you rearrange the letters:  DIRTY ROOM    PRESBYTERIA...
Apr 7, 2007
Rating: 8.44Votes: 6Views: 2561PCR: G
 
Rejected Greeting Cards
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for...
May 23, 2002
Rating: 8.29Votes: 14Views: 4006PCR: G
 
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi...
Apr 24, 2007
Rating: 8.67Votes: 3Views: 2384PCR: G
 
Sad Iraq Fact
If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations d...
Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 9.00Votes: 2Views: 2500PCR: G
 
Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover
1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...
Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.43Votes: 13Views: 4982PCR: PG
 
Square Balls
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag ...
Apr 15, 2002
Rating: 8.42Votes: 31Views: 5344PCR: G
 
Talking your way out of housecleaning
Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately ...
Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.79Votes: 14Views: 4613PCR: G
 
Technology
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses h...
May 2, 2002
Rating: 7.64Votes: 28Views: 4309PCR: G
 
Term Paper
There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...
May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36Votes: 11Views: 3279PCR: G
 
The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fix...
Apr 13, 2007
Rating: 8.67Votes: 3Views: 2437PCR: G
 
The Dam Letter
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmenta...
Apr 11, 2007
Rating: 9.50Votes: 4Views: 2547PCR: G
 
The Final Exam
At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals ...
Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 9.36Votes: 22Views: 5111PCR: G
 
The Ignorant Archaeologists
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wa...
Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.23Votes: 13Views: 3399PCR: PG
 
Top 10 Disney Y2K Disasters
Top 10 Things That Could Have Gone Wrong for Disney at Y2K 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Lea...
Apr 12, 2002
Rating: 5.82Votes: 11Views: 3802PCR: G
 
Two Statues
There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park....
May 15, 2002
Rating: 9.19Votes: 22Views: 4519PCR: G
 
Very Large Bic
Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very lar...
Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.57Votes: 14Views: 3745PCR: G
 
What Makes 100 percent?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean...
Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 8.33Votes: 3Views: 2479PCR: G
 
When the buffalo come
There are these two Indians crossing the desert. The older one is bragging that he can tell if other...
May 30, 2002
Rating: 5.41Votes: 12Views: 3211PCR: G
 


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