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| $0 Debt In March 1992 a man living in Newton near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused... | Jun 5, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.58 | Votes: 17 | Views: 3799 | PCR: G |
| Bad Wish Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork... | May 17, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.12 | Votes: 28 | Views: 3599 | PCR: G |
| Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t... | Sep 7, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4575 | PCR: PG |
| Clowning About This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an... | Apr 29, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.83 | Votes: 18 | Views: 4507 | PCR: G |
| Condom Complaints A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and ... | Jun 27, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.61 | Votes: 20 | Views: 4644 | PCR: G |
| Creationism FAQ Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism? A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is ... | Sep 12, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 8.34 | Votes: 9 | Views: 4725 | PCR: G |
| Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe... | Mar 27, 2006 | ||
| Rating: 7.40 | Votes: 10 | Views: 4491 | PCR: G |
| Dirty Little Johnny Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board ... | Feb 8, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.14 | Votes: 89 | Views: 12476 | PCR: G |
| Drug Problem I HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, TOO The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had be... | Aug 15, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 7.71 | Votes: 7 | Views: 2687 | PCR: G |
| Final Days Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcohol... | Jul 7, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.67 | Votes: 68 | Views: 9114 | PCR: G |
| Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber... | May 1, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.07 | Votes: 21 | Views: 4212 | PCR: G |
| Free sex with fill-up These two business men were driving home across the desert.. and they were in need of some fuel. T... | Apr 23, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.58 | Votes: 24 | Views: 5151 | PCR: G |
| Good Night's Sleep By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a ro... | Jun 12, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.65 | Votes: 14 | Views: 4099 | PCR: G |
| Hillary Clinton is Pregnant Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist ho... | Apr 15, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.57 | Votes: 7 | Views: 3096 | PCR: PG |
| Home Ownership A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he co... | Oct 9, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 7.50 | Votes: 8 | Views: 4696 | PCR: G |
| I Knew a Blonde... I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... --> she called me to get my phone number. --> she s... | Apr 23, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.29 | Votes: 7 | Views: 2816 | PCR: G |
| If Airlines Sold Paint Scenario #1 - Buying paint from a paint store Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? Clerk: We have... | Sep 7, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 4.75 | Votes: 4 | Views: 3541 | PCR: G |
| Meat? Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... ... | Apr 20, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.00 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2457 | PCR: G |
| Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year... | Oct 14, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 6.45 | Votes: 23 | Views: 8890 | PCR: PG |
| Modern Day Translations, pt. 1 AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Simila... | May 16, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 5.49 | Votes: 10 | Views: 3218 | PCR: G |
| Modern Day Translations, pt. 2 GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbat... | May 16, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.22 | Votes: 13 | Views: 4282 | PCR: G |
| Moral of the Story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them ... | Jan 8, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.06 | Votes: 21 | Views: 3905 | PCR: G |
| MySpace Rules - How Not to Suck How to not suck at MySpace Don’t use insane colors that people can’t read without burning thei... | Jun 2, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.50 | Votes: 4 | Views: 2606 | PCR: G |
| Natural Filter Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there was this young nurse. Everytime she came ... | Apr 10, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.08 | Votes: 24 | Views: 5003 | PCR: G |
| Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a... | Oct 1, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 9.01 | Votes: 16 | Views: 5785 | PCR: PG |
| Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release... | Oct 10, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 10 | Views: 5393 | PCR: PG |
| Politician Election - Heaven or Hell? While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul a... | Apr 15, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 4.50 | Votes: 2 | Views: 2466 | PCR: G |
| Potatoes An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work ... | Jun 2, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 7.00 | Votes: 2 | Views: 2535 | PCR: PG |
| Price of Gas Compared with Gasoline.... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also put... | Sep 21, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 7.39 | Votes: 15 | Views: 5085 | PCR: G |
| Prison vs Work Prison vs Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spen... | Apr 17, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.25 | Votes: 4 | Views: 2403 | PCR: PG |
| Pun Collection 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and... | Mar 22, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.80 | Votes: 15 | Views: 3493 | PCR: G |
| Rearrange The Letters DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIA... | Apr 7, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.44 | Votes: 6 | Views: 2561 | PCR: G |
| Rejected Greeting Cards OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for... | May 23, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.29 | Votes: 14 | Views: 4006 | PCR: G |
| Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi... | Apr 24, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.67 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2384 | PCR: G |
| Sad Iraq Fact If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations d... | Jun 2, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.00 | Votes: 2 | Views: 2500 | PCR: G |
| Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)... | Oct 1, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 7.43 | Votes: 13 | Views: 4982 | PCR: PG |
| Square Balls A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag ... | Apr 15, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.42 | Votes: 31 | Views: 5344 | PCR: G |
| Talking your way out of housecleaning Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately ... | Jun 19, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.79 | Votes: 14 | Views: 4613 | PCR: G |
| Technology Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses h... | May 2, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.64 | Votes: 28 | Views: 4309 | PCR: G |
| Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ... | May 20, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.36 | Votes: 11 | Views: 3279 | PCR: G |
| The Broken Mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fix... | Apr 13, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.67 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2437 | PCR: G |
| The Dam Letter This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmenta... | Apr 11, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.50 | Votes: 4 | Views: 2547 | PCR: G |
| The Final Exam At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals ... | Jun 2, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.36 | Votes: 22 | Views: 5111 | PCR: G |
| The Ignorant Archaeologists A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wa... | Nov 14, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.23 | Votes: 13 | Views: 3399 | PCR: PG |
| Top 10 Disney Y2K Disasters Top 10 Things That Could Have Gone Wrong for Disney at Y2K 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Lea... | Apr 12, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 5.82 | Votes: 11 | Views: 3802 | PCR: G |
| Two Statues There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park.... | May 15, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.19 | Votes: 22 | Views: 4519 | PCR: G |
| Very Large Bic Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very lar... | Dec 15, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.57 | Votes: 14 | Views: 3745 | PCR: G |
| What Makes 100 percent? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean... | Jun 2, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.33 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2479 | PCR: G |
| When the buffalo come There are these two Indians crossing the desert. The older one is bragging that he can tell if other... | May 30, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 5.41 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3211 | PCR: G |
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