Adult Sheep Finder
Apparently this is the number one site to find a mate in New Zealand, although I'd think most people in New Zealand would take offense to that comment. It's Adult Sheep Finder dot com, the place to find yourself a sheep to shag. Bestiality has apparently made it's way to the main stream with this dating sheep for men and sheep to find each other. I wonder how a sheep finds a man to have sex with, do they have Wi-Fi in the pasture? Either way, it's both disgusting, and funny at the same time. Hopefully you aren't one of those turned on by the prospect of sex with sheep. Maybe it's more of a redneck pastime anyway.

Alien Abduction
Funny sign depicting a man being abducted by aliens. Illegal aliens are carrying a man across the border in this sign, much like a corssing the street sign.

Angry Cloud
Cloud giving the finger

Anti-Bush Clothing Label
Funny label on a piece of clothing from a small American company that sells their product in France. The picture states that has a hidden message in the French language part of the label. It reads: "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him." It also includes care instructions, of course. A good example of civil disobedience, it may have even boosted their sales in France.

Arm and a Leg Gas Prices
Cartoon of man giving his arm and leg to pay for high gas prices

Baby Been Cloned!
A bald little baby stares at another seemingly bald baby with an expression as if he has been cloned. It's actually a cabbage patch doll with a very similar looking bald head.

Baby Seat Evil
Baby Seat Evil

Bad Day
Bad Day

Ball Pit
Send your children to the Ball Pit. They'll never come out alive. This ball pit comes with a great white shark, poised to devour your children alive.

Bang Head Here
Simply print out and follow the instructions to relieve stress

Bastard Brand Condoms
New from Trojhan, Bastard brand condoms. Leave the ex a gift that keeps on giving, a bastard child - there's a hole in every one!

Bat Man and Robin Peeping Toms
Bat Man and Robin peeking in windows

Bend Over and Pump
Gas prices are on the rise again. It's nice to see the major oil companies are finally all agreeing about their gasoline prices. Bend Over and take it before you pump!

Bong Recreation Area
Travelling can get tiresome, boring and mundane. Toke it up at the Bong Recreation area, where you can get your dose of marijuana, mary jane, or skunk right off the highway. This highway sign shows the way to the right rest area.

Booger Board
Ok, so once you've picked it, where to flick it?
Grab the brand new Booger Board!

Bored Baby
Here's a cute baby leaning on his bent arm. He looks as if he is bored out of his mind. The adorable baby has a striped hat and diaper on, leaning against a blue pillow and he sure looks as if he's heard enough. He is bored and disgusted with the situation as you can see from the expression on his face.

Both heads covered
Funny picture of man on beach with mexician sombreos over his head and private parts

Breast-scaping
Funny picture of man trimming trees to look like breasts

Bush League Disaster
Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath along the gulf coast, including New Orleans, sparks this official logo of Bush and Mike Brown's FEMA which led the disasterous hurricane reponse..

Cactus Erectus
Check out this new cross breed of Excited Cactus. Also known as Saguaros Viagras Erectus

Canada Day Bikini Wax
Celebrate Canada Day with a special for the w omen! Wax your beaver bikini wax for only 20 dollars.

Cats are Dumb
A cat isn't always the smartest of animals. In this picture we see proof that the cat is dumb as it goes up against an eagle.

Cellphone for guys on the go
Norelco and Motorola team up to deliver the new cellphone for business guys on the go

Cheating Girlfriend
Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??

Chia Thug Saddam
Chia Head Saddam

Children Left Unattended
Funny sign warning that children left unattended will be sold to the circus. The warning sign is red and white. Be sure to print this sign out to warn others.

Christ Died for Donuts
Jesus Christ died on a cross for our Donuts?! This amusing photo of two signs shows the real truth as to why Christ died. He died for Dunkin' Donuts. I guess sins weren't enough of a reason to die, but donuts were.

Christianity Explained
Here is a different view on Christianity explained in this sign. It covers Jesus Christ, Eve, the snake and tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden, praying and more. It says: Christianity. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.

Cigarette Butts Cause Cancer
Hilarious sign warning people not to throw their cigarette butts on the ground. Apparently the cigarette butts are giving all the cockroaches cancer! Thos poor, poor cockroaches....

Corporate Kommmode!
Two story employee outhouse

Creationism Vs. Evolution
Creationism Vs. Evolution debate can be very funny and amusing. Here's a unique flowchart that explains the various theories and myths.

Dangerous Fumes.
I'm sure you know a few people who could use this helpful little item. Caution: Dangerous Fumes.

Dangers of Masturbation
We've all heard the stories of the dangers of masturbation like hairy palms and going blind, but this is an extreme and funny situation. This man has an extremely powerful arm on one side and a wimpy thin arm on the other from the lack of use. Maybe he

Dear Friend?
Show your adoration for your fucking friends with this fucking letter letting them know exactly what the fuck you feel about them. A letter to a friend titled Dear Fucker.

Did you wash your hands?
Washing your hands after you use the restroom should be automatic. Unfortunately, not everyone does. Here's an effective way to remind people of just how important it is to wash your hands. You never know who's penis you are touching. The doorknob i

Disney Parking Ticket
How'd you like to get a ticket like this?

Dog-Rabbit
Here's a morph of a dog and a rabbit. It's an entirely new breed of animal, the Dog-Rabbit. This creature will breed like bunnies and bark at you too. Maybe the easter bunny needed a guard dog?

Dumb Drunk!
Dumb drunk guy finishing beer in front of cop!

Felatio Study
Ever wanted to get in on a research study? Men. here's your chance. The university needs men who want head.

Freaky Cat!
Freaky picture of wet cat with human face!

Fresh Vegetables and a Frog
Check out this bag of fresh vegetables. Do you see the frog in the bag? I suppose they must be fresh, because he sure looks like he is alive inside the bag of lettuce. This bag of salad greens has a frog inside.

Fudge Packer
Guy packing fudge

Future of NASA?
Funny advertisement for Future of NASA

Gas Gouging!
Cartoon of cas tanker truck with "Hows my gouging" sign on the back side

Gay Trees
The apparent sexuality of the trees and it's related branches may just be slightly gay.

Good Guys Cripple Joke Sign
This offensive sign is from an auto and fence shop in Ocala, Florida called Good Guys Auto Service and Hercules Fence. They put a new joke on their sign every week and this is the joke for the week ending April 20th - they refused to take it down accordi

Google 1960
Here is an example of what the search engine, Google, would have looked like in 1960.

Graffiti is a Fun Crime
A billboard sign states that graffiti is a crime, but an artist has altered it by adding the word 'Fun' before the word Crime. The sign includes a crude drawing of a criminal behind bars as well.

Grated Slide for Kids
A picture of a slide with a cheese grater at the bottom. This kid is sliding down this slide and is going to be grated like cheese when he gets to the end because the slide has a cheese grater attachment built into it. It's the new Cheese Slide. Ouch!

Hands Free Cell Phone
The newest gadget for the busy business man on the go. You've never seen a hands-free cell phone like this.

Headless Man
It looks like this guy lost it. His head that is. It lies next to him in the sand in this picture. Actually it's probably his buddy buried next to him as the head, or is it?

High Gas Price Break Up!
Funny cartoon of man telling his friend that he lost his marriage, house and car from filling his gas tank up.

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Here's a new presidential election season product, the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker. She can bust a nut between her thighs with ease. Put your nuts between her legs and watch her crack them to pieces. It includes her stainless steel thighs and asks the question on the box 'What'd you expect? A Teddy Bear?' Get your political nutcracker today!

How to Spot a Rich Man
This photo shows how you can spot a rich man. On the beach is a beautiful woman holding hands with her fat man. He is fat and she is thin.

I Love Midgets!
Midgets dressed up in a rock band or two and playing sports. Don't we all love the little people?

In Case of Fire
A funny sign stating that In Case of Fire you are destined to burn. It has a picture of two Fire Exit signs on doors in a corner pointed at each other. Is the corner the fire exit or should you go from door to door looking for the fire exit?

Joy of Painting Missiles
Bob Ross brings his latest masterpiece as the Joy of Painting Missiles to life. Notice the artwork in his painting strokes as he depicts a missile launcher in the woods with all the trees in the background.

L33t C3R34L - Leet Cereal
Here's a picture of a new cereal for geeks and nerds. Leet Cereal or l33t c3ar3l, depending on how you spell it is now available. Try some now.

Living Dead
Just gotta find a big enough coffin...

LOL Keyboard
Here's the newest internet acronym keyboard for the LOLers out there. All the keys on this keyboard have been replaced with internet acronyms such as LOL, OMG, HAx0R, noob and more for people who like to use word shortcuts when they type.

Mad Crop Circles
Well, we finally know what those crop circles are about. Seems the aliens are just really pissed off!

Man Eats Underwear
Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

Marijuana
Marijuana, at least it's not crack. Here's a poster for all those potheads out there, suitable for framing. Just say no...

Mars, Developed
Life on Mars has been found! And it seems the big corporations aren't far behind.

Mini Manacure
Picture of mini man give kewl art work manacure

mobile outhouse
Funny picture of toilet on wheels

Nature perverts!
Sign to stop tree and shrub molestation

New Taliban head gear
Funny picture of taliban woman with toilet paper dispenser in her head and blowing her nose

News baby!
Baby on toilet reading news paper

No Pets Allowed
Here's a posted sign that says 'No Pets Allowed' Directly beneath it is another sign that says 'All Pets Must Be On A Leash' Isn't it great how intelligent our bureaucrats are that they can think of everything?

One glass aday
Funny picture of man with huge glass of booze and sign that says my doctor says its ok to drink as long as i have just one glass a day

Patriotic Pup
This patriotic dog is proud to show his flag and a uniform to boot! An adorable picture of a puppy in a helmet and uniform in front of the U.S. flag.

Pot Availability Map
Here's a map of the places in the united states that marijuana is available. Notice the green areas where pot is easily and readily available. The red area shows where you cannot get marijuana. Apparently the DEA is doing a good job of not making pot available to the public in the red area. Way to go DEA! Everywhere you see green, marijuana is available and easy to get.

Pot is Safer
Pot is Safer than crack. That's what this advertisement says. So, remember that kids. Johny smoked a rock of crack and almost had a heart attack. But, Billy smoked a bunch of pot and hungry is all he got.

Potential
Motivational poster about potential from despair.com depicting french fries?

President Bush's iPod
President Bush shares his iPod playlist with us in this picture. I wonder if he paid for his music downloads at iTunes or did he do some illegal file sharing?

Prince Phillip Farted
Prince Harry can barely contain himself as he stands behind her majesty the Queen, his father Prince Charles and Prince Philip. Is this a picture of Harry laughing because Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich cut a fart?

Proof that girls are evil
Funny picture of proof that girls are evil writing in funny equation

PULL!
Here's two guys pulling a wide screen television apart. On the screen seems to be a beautiful women? Will she be split in two along with the TV?

Puppy Plays Chess
Here's an adorable picture of a puppy playing chess with a woman. The puppy has a chess piece in his mouth and is about to make his move as the woman leans over the chess board to see what he will do next.

Put a cork in it
Funny newspaper story about man who called into radio station for vacation giveaway and played prank

Redneck Hearing Protection
Two rednecks are at the shooting range. The noise from the gun shots mean you need to protect your ears with hearing protection. Check out how the stupid redneck in the ATF hat protects his ears with his gun to the head. Maybe he'll pull the trigger?

Redneck Overalls
The latest in redneck hillbilly fashion is the Redneck Overalls. Here a potbellied hillbilly sports his redneck overalls that show his protruding belly bared for all to see. Be sure to get your favorite redneck a pair soon, as there's a rush on this hillbilly clothing accessory. So many pot-bellies, so little denim...

Redneck Shopping Quote
This newspaper clipping is a quote from a redneck woman who prefers to shop at Dollar Palace. Apparently she likes it better because she doesn't have to get dressed up like she would to go to Walmart. I guess WalMart is a fancy redneck fifth avenue dep

Redneck Transportation Advances
Here we have two examples of how the advances of the modern age have affected transportation for rednecks: The Redneck SUV and Redneck Airlines.

Redneck University Diploma
The Dixie Chapter of Redneck University is proud to grant you a diploma from their less than esteemed school of learning. This diploma even has two confederate flags and is suitable for framing and hanging in your outhouse. It is signed by their president and chairman of the board of trustees, Get your redneck diploma from this university quick!

Roadway Swimming
Optical illusion of man swimming on roadway with water

Ronald McDonald at Burger King
Ronald McDonald was caught at Burger King in this picture. Here he is dressed up in a disguise, with a trench coat and hat. Ronald McDonald's red hair and floppy red shoes show trhough his disguise and give his identity away when he orders at the Burge

Seven of Swine
The Borg had Seven of Nine on Star Trek's Voyager series. Apparently they didn't stop at humans being assimilated. We present you with Seven of Swine, the new assimilated Borg Pig. This pig is adorned with several additional technical upgrades to help it assimilate other swine into the collective. Pork will never be the same again. Resistance is futile.

Sex Makes Babies?!
Funny cartoon of two pokeman type characters telling each other about sex. one is suprised and exclaims 'Sex Makes Babies?!' in amazement. The pokeman like cartoons look like japanese anime rabbots.

Sheep Landscaping!
Funny cartoon of sheep keeping mans lawn mowed by eating the grass instead of buying gas for his lawn mower.

Shoe biker
Man on bike with shoes of wheels

Signs of Fatherhood
A guy riding his bike didn't read the traffic signs like he should have. Here's his story of fatherhood told with signs.

Sleeping Pooping Baby!
Funny picture of baby sleeping on toilet

Snap, Crackle, Threesome!
A funny advertisement of Rice Crispie's Snap, Crackle and Pop characters immortalizing the Threesome here in a bowl of cereal. Each is adourned with a joint of marijuana at the time.

Spider Education
A tale of two spider's webs.
One went to public school, one went to private.

Stud Service
A business card for a man running a stud service, complete with a price list on the back.

Superman Takes a Leak
Ever wonder how superman takes a leak? As you can see, it's not easy.

Suppository Bullets
Picture of gun being loaded with preparation H Bullet suppositories for those days when you have to deal with one inflamed asshole after another

Surprise Balloons
A funny cartoon of a man buying a surprise balloon for 25 cents from a vendor doing his job in a stall. When he blows it up he gets quite a surprise.

Swimsuits Compared
1890s and the 1990s swimsuits

Taking a break
Even in the middle of a race...
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

The Horny Desert
Funny picture of cactus with a hard on

Train Moon
Look very closely at the front windows of this locomotive. The train engineers are mooning the photographer with their butts up to the front glass windshields. A third train engineer is making a silly face in the window between their mooning butts.

Uh...
No explaination for this pic. Just see it for yourself.

Ultimate TP
That is the Ultimate Roll

Unsafe Bomb Disposal
There's a right way and a wrong way for a bomb squad to dispose of a bomb. This is the wrong way.

Vegetable Sex
Vegatbles fornicating? This is a photo of various vegetables getting their groove on, having sex, reproducing however they do it.

Visit Alabama!
Alabama, er Alabamer - now we's got more teeth! Visit the rednecks of Alabamer today!

Wacky Building
Check out this wacky building, called the Strata Center. The architect definately had a wierd sense of humor because this place looks like it's falling down.

Was-His
Picture of sports car with "was His" license plate

What Matters
Cute picture of cat looking in mirror