Funny Miscellaneous Pictures and Jokes

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Angry Cloud Cloud giving the finger	Arm and a Leg Gas Prices Cartoon of man giving his arm and leg to pay for high gas prices	Baby Seat Evil Baby Seat Evil

Bad Day Bad Day	Bang Head Here Simply print out and follow the instructions to relieve stress	Bastard Brand Condoms New from Trojhan, Bastard brand condoms. Leave the ex a gift that keeps on giving, a bastard child - there's a hole in every one!

Bat Man and Robin Peeping Toms Bat Man and Robin peeking in windows	Bend Over and Pump Gas prices are on the rise again. It's nice to see the major oil companies are finally all agreeing about their gasoline prices. Bend Over and take it before you pump!	Bong Recreation Area Travelling can get tiresome, boring and mundane. Toke it up at the Bong Recreation area, where you can get your dose of marijuana, mary jane, or skunk right off the highway. This highway sign shows the way to the right rest area.

Booger Board Ok, so once you've picked it, where to flick it? Grab the brand new Booger Board!	Both heads covered Funny picture of man on beach with mexician sombreos over his head and private parts	Breast-scaping Funny picture of man trimming trees to look like breasts

Bush League Disaster Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath along the gulf coast, including New Orleans, sparks this official logo of Bush and Mike Brown's FEMA which led the disasterous hurricane reponse..	Cactus Erectus Check out this new cross breed of Excited Cactus. Also known as Saguaros Viagras Erectus	Canada Day Bikini Wax Celebrate Canada Day with a special for the w omen! Wax your beaver bikini wax for only 20 dollars.

Cats are Dumb A cat isn't always the smartest of animals. In this picture we see proof that the cat is dumb as it goes up against an eagle.	Cellphone for guys on the go Norelco and Motorola team up to deliver the new cellphone for business guys on the go	Cheating Girlfriend Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??

Chia Thug Saddam Chia Head Saddam	Corporate Kommmode! Two story employee outhouse	Creationism Vs. Evolution Creationism Vs. Evolution debate can be very funny and amusing. Here's a unique flowchart that explains the various theories and myths.

Dangerous Fumes. I'm sure you know a few people who could use this helpful little item. Caution: Dangerous Fumes.	Dear Friend? Show your adoration for your fucking friends with this fucking letter letting them know exactly what the fuck you feel about them. A letter to a friend titled Dear Fucker.	Disney Parking Ticket How'd you like to get a ticket like this?

Dumb Drunk! Dumb drunk guy finishing beer in front of cop!	Felatio Study Ever wanted to get in on a research study? Men. here's your chance. The university needs men who want head.	Freaky Cat! Freaky picture of wet cat with human face!

Fudge Packer Guy packing fudge	Future of NASA? Funny advertisement for Future of NASA	Gas Gouging! Cartoon of cas tanker truck with "Hows my gouging" sign on the back side

Gay Trees The apparent sexuality of the trees and it's related branches may just be slightly gay.	Hands Free Cell Phone The newest gadget for the busy business man on the go. You've never seen a hands-free cell phone like this.	Headless Man It looks like this guy lost it. His head that is. It lies next to him in the sand in this picture. Actually it's probably his buddy buried next to him as the head, or is it?

High Gas Price Break Up! Funny cartoon of man telling his friend that he lost his marriage, house and car from filling his gas tank up.	I Love Midgets! Midgets dressed up in a rock band or two and playing sports. Don't we all love the little people?	Living Dead Just gotta find a big enough coffin...

Mad Crop Circles Well, we finally know what those crop circles are about. Seems the aliens are just really pissed off!	Man Eats Underwear Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer	Marijuana Marijuana, at least it's not crack. Here's a poster for all those potheads out there, suitable for framing. Just say no...

Mars, Developed Life on Mars has been found! And it seems the big corporations aren't far behind.	Mini Manacure Picture of mini man give kewl art work manacure	mobile outhouse Funny picture of toilet on wheels

Nature perverts! Sign to stop tree and shrub molestation	New Taliban head gear Funny picture of taliban woman with toilet paper dispenser in her head and blowing her nose	News baby! Baby on toilet reading news paper

One glass aday Funny picture of man with huge glass of booze and sign that says my doctor says its ok to drink as long as i have just one glass a day	Patriotic Pup This patriotic dog is proud to show his flag and a uniform to boot! An adorable picture of a puppy in a helmet and uniform in front of the U.S. flag.	President Bush's iPod President Bush shares his iPod playlist with us in this picture. I wonder if he paid for his music downloads at iTunes or did he do some illegal file sharing?

Proof that girls are evil Funny picture of proof that girls are evil writing in funny equation	PULL! Here's two guys pulling a wide screen television apart. On the screen seems to be a beautiful women? Will she be split in two along with the TV?	Put a cork in it Funny newspaper story about man who called into radio station for vacation giveaway and played prank

Redneck Transportation Advances Here we have two examples of how the advances of the modern age have affected transportation for rednecks: The Redneck SUV and Redneck Airlines.	Roadway Swimming Optical illusion of man swimming on roadway with water	Sheep Landscaping! Funny cartoon of sheep keeping mans lawn mowed by eating the grass instead of buying gas for his lawn mower.

Shoe biker Man on bike with shoes of wheels	Signs of Fatherhood A guy riding his bike didn't read the traffic signs like he should have. Here's his story of fatherhood told with signs.	Sleeping Pooping Baby! Funny picture of baby sleeping on toilet

Snap, Crackle, Threesome! A funny advertisement of Rice Crispie's Snap, Crackle and Pop characters immortalizing the Threesome here in a bowl of cereal. Each is adourned with a joint of marijuana at the time.	Spider Education A tale of two spider's webs. One went to public school, one went to private.	Stud Service A business card for a man running a stud service, complete with a price list on the back.

Superman Takes a Leak Ever wonder how superman takes a leak? As you can see, it's not easy.	Suppository Bullets Picture of gun being loaded with preparation H Bullet suppositories for those days when you have to deal with one inflamed asshole after another	Swimsuits Compared 1890s and the 1990s swimsuits

Taking a break Even in the middle of a race... When you gotta go, you gotta go.	The Horny Desert Funny picture of cactus with a hard on	Uh... No explaination for this pic. Just see it for yourself.

Ultimate TP That is the Ultimate Roll	Unsafe Bomb Disposal There's a right way and a wrong way for a bomb squad to dispose of a bomb. This is the wrong way.	Vegetable Sex Vegatbles fornicating? This is a photo of various vegetables getting their groove on, having sex, reproducing however they do it.

Visit Alabama! Alabama, er Alabamer - now we's got more teeth! Visit the rednecks of Alabamer today!	Wacky Building Check out this wacky building, called the Strata Center. The architect definately had a wierd sense of humor because this place looks like it's falling down.	Was-His Picture of sports car with "was His" license plate

What Matters Cute picture of cat looking in mirror

Funny Jokes

$0 Debt In March 1992 a man living in Newton near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused...			Jun 5, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 16	Views: 2112	*

Bad Wish Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork...			May 17, 2002
Rating: 6.77	Votes: 25	Views: 1838	*

Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 13	Views: 2634	*

Clowning About This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...			Apr 29, 2002
Rating: 8.83	Votes: 18	Views: 2509	*

Condom Complaints A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and ...			Jun 27, 2002
Rating: 7.48	Votes: 19	Views: 2894	*

Creationism FAQ Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism? A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is ...			Sep 12, 2005
Rating: 7.44	Votes: 9	Views: 2775	*

Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...			Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 7	Views: 2074	*

Final Days Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcohol...			Jul 7, 2002
Rating: 7.67	Votes: 68	Views: 6896	*

Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07	Votes: 21	Views: 2316	*

Free sex with fill-up These two business men were driving home across the desert.. and they were in need of some fuel. T...			Apr 23, 2002
Rating: 8.12	Votes: 26	Views: 3605	*

Good Night's Sleep By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a ro...			Jun 12, 2002
Rating: 8.65	Votes: 14	Views: 2999	*

Home Ownership A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he co...			Oct 9, 2005
Rating: 7.50	Votes: 8	Views: 2172	*

If Airlines Sold Paint Scenario #1 - Buying paint from a paint store Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? Clerk: We have...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 3.50	Votes: 6	Views: 1967	*

Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...			Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 5.63	Votes: 34	Views: 9331	*

Modern Day Translations, pt. 1 AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Simila...			May 16, 2002
Rating: 5.45	Votes: 11	Views: 1504	*

Modern Day Translations, pt. 2 GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbat...			May 16, 2002
Rating: 9.16	Votes: 12	Views: 2177	*

Moral of the Story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them ...			Jan 8, 2002
Rating: 8.01	Votes: 20	Views: 2278	*

Natural Filter Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there was this young nurse. Everytime she came ...			Apr 10, 2002
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 24	Views: 2932	*

Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 8.86	Votes: 14	Views: 3186	*

Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 3292	*

Price of Gas Compared with Gasoline.... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also put...			Sep 21, 2005
Rating: 7.20	Votes: 14	Views: 2851	*

Pun Collection 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and...			Mar 22, 2002
Rating: 7.00	Votes: 14	Views: 1798	*

Rejected Greeting Cards OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for...			May 23, 2002
Rating: 8.85	Votes: 13	Views: 2108	*

Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.51	Votes: 11	Views: 2709	*

Square Balls A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag ...			Apr 15, 2002
Rating: 9.03	Votes: 31	Views: 3348	*

Talking your way out of housecleaning Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately ...			Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.87	Votes: 15	Views: 2883	*

Technology Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses h...			May 2, 2002
Rating: 7.57	Votes: 26	Views: 2474	*

Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...			May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36	Votes: 11	Views: 1398	*

The Final Exam At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals ...			Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 9.36	Votes: 22	Views: 3114	*

The Ignorant Archaeologists A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wa...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.34	Votes: 15	Views: 1771	*

Top 10 Disney Y2K Disasters Top 10 Things That Could Have Gone Wrong for Disney at Y2K 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Lea...			Apr 12, 2002
Rating: 5.75	Votes: 12	Views: 1973	*

Two Statues There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park....			May 15, 2002
Rating: 9.20	Votes: 21	Views: 2465	*

Very Large Bic Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very lar...			Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.57	Votes: 14	Views: 1884	*

When the buffalo come There are these two Indians crossing the desert. The older one is bragging that he can tell if other...			May 30, 2002
Rating: 5.76	Votes: 13	Views: 1605	*

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