Funny Pictures and Jokes

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Funny Jokes

12 Year Old Scotch A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this g...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.24	Votes: 17	Views: 4307	PCR: PG

80th Birthday A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of...			Jun 21, 2002
Rating: 7.50	Votes: 20	Views: 4374	PCR: G

AAADD just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attentio...			May 21, 2002
Rating: 8.92	Votes: 22	Views: 4283	PCR: G

Back To Work State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old ...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.46	Votes: 13	Views: 3626	PCR: G

Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but t...			May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.99	Votes: 25	Views: 5436	PCR: G

Bigot on a Plane On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has ...			Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 9.00	Votes: 4	Views: 2227	PCR: G

Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 19	Views: 3655	PCR: R

Blonde Breaks Down A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of...			Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.73	Votes: 26	Views: 4637	PCR: PG

Bush has tea with the Queen While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadershi...			Apr 12, 2007
Rating: 9.33	Votes: 6	Views: 2586	PCR: PG

Buttercups Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it i...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.44	Votes: 25	Views: 3707	PCR: G

Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 12	Views: 4575	PCR: PG

Chemistry Lesson A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he pr...			May 21, 2002
Rating: 7.91	Votes: 12	Views: 4057	PCR: G

Chinese Cure A rich man often went to bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual d...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.08	Votes: 12	Views: 3480	PCR: PG

CIA Test Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test. So the fir...			Nov 17, 2001
Rating: 7.66	Votes: 12	Views: 3025	PCR: G

Clyde's Two friends Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So h...			Jul 5, 2002
Rating: 7.81	Votes: 49	Views: 7652	PCR: G

Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...			Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 7.40	Votes: 10	Views: 4491	PCR: G

Do Not Call Not a joke really, but a useful way of dealing with telemarketers. Being on the Federal Trade Commis...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 4.25	Votes: 8	Views: 3948	PCR: G

Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...			May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95	Votes: 21	Views: 4484	PCR: G

Drug Problem I HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, TOO The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had be...			Aug 15, 2007
Rating: 7.71	Votes: 7	Views: 2687	PCR: G

Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.06	Votes: 18	Views: 3832	PCR: PG

Farmer and Circle Flies An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speedin...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.87	Votes: 17	Views: 4930	PCR: PG

Farmer, John Deere and Sons Farmer, John Deere and Sons A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.74	Votes: 16	Views: 4609	PCR: G

Female Answers Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 8.70	Votes: 10	Views: 4231	PCR: G

Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...			Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.03	Votes: 34	Views: 7707	PCR: PG

Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07	Votes: 21	Views: 4212	PCR: G

Hamster If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush ...			Dec 29, 2001
Rating: 8.30	Votes: 21	Views: 4603	PCR: PG

Having a Bad Day at Work? Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver f...			Nov 29, 2001
Rating: 8.46	Votes: 22	Views: 5811	PCR: G

How Boys Think If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 6.42	Votes: 19	Views: 3641	PCR: G

I Knew a Blonde... I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... --> she called me to get my phone number. --> she s...			Apr 23, 2007
Rating: 9.29	Votes: 7	Views: 2816	PCR: G

If You Love Something.... THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it does...			Aug 21, 2005
Rating: 6.58	Votes: 8	Views: 2849	PCR: G

In The Middle? When three middle managers, all from the same company, lost their golfing fourth, they decided to ...			Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 9	Views: 3796	PCR: G

Jim and Mary Jim and Mary were both pataients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past ...			Jan 4, 2002
Rating: 8.54	Votes: 19	Views: 3833	PCR: G

Louisiana Tourist Attraction Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...			Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 8.12	Votes: 15	Views: 3386	PCR: G

Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...			Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 7.96	Votes: 24	Views: 8786	PCR: R

Meat? Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... ...			Apr 20, 2007
Rating: 8.00	Votes: 3	Views: 2457	PCR: G

Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...			Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 6.45	Votes: 23	Views: 8890	PCR: PG

MySpace Rules - How Not to Suck How to not suck at MySpace Don’t use insane colors that people can’t read without burning thei...			Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 9.50	Votes: 4	Views: 2606	PCR: G

Nair on Balls If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo...			Apr 10, 2007
Rating: 8.80	Votes: 5	Views: 3453	PCR: PG

New Yorker A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them an...			Nov 18, 2001
Rating: 9.23	Votes: 18	Views: 4394	PCR: G

No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu...			Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 8.43	Votes: 7	Views: 3381	PCR: PG

Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 9.01	Votes: 16	Views: 5785	PCR: PG

Old Man & a Punk? Old Man & a Punk? An old man is sitting on a bench at a mall. He watches a young punk with ...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 8.24	Votes: 21	Views: 4180	PCR: G

Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...			Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 7.00	Votes: 12	Views: 3607	PCR: PG

Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web...			May 17, 2002
Rating: 8.67	Votes: 12	Views: 4193	PCR: G

People Complaints People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the...			Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.96	Votes: 22	Views: 4397	PCR: G

Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 5393	PCR: PG

Political Correctness HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a...			Feb 17, 2007
Rating: 9.33	Votes: 3	Views: 2943	PCR: G

Redneck First Aid Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard ...			Sep 4, 2005
Rating: 8.41	Votes: 12	Views: 4298	PCR: PG

Restaurant Ergonomics This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everyt...			Nov 21, 2001
Rating: 6.20	Votes: 10	Views: 3616	PCR: G

Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi...			Apr 24, 2007
Rating: 8.67	Votes: 3	Views: 2384	PCR: G

Sharing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled u...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.74	Votes: 16	Views: 4069	PCR: G

She Was So Blonde... She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the...			Aug 25, 2005
Rating: 9.38	Votes: 8	Views: 4160	PCR: G

Single Welfare Mother A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ...			Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 6.45	Votes: 11	Views: 3505	PCR: PG

Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.43	Votes: 13	Views: 4982	PCR: PG

Son's 21st Birthday A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...			May 7, 2002
Rating: 6.93	Votes: 28	Views: 4681	PCR: G

Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...			Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.78	Votes: 18	Views: 3357	PCR: PG

Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...			May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36	Votes: 11	Views: 3279	PCR: G

The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...			Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.09	Votes: 22	Views: 3767	PCR: PG

The Old Man There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 9.48	Votes: 29	Views: 5811	PCR: G

The Outhouse Incident Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answ...			May 31, 2002
Rating: 8.78	Votes: 9	Views: 3794	PCR: G

The Preacher's Family There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation ...			Jan 7, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 24	Views: 4084	PCR: G

The Unreasonable Grocer A guy goes into the grocery store and asks for a can of dog food, the grocer says "Wheres ...			Jan 2, 2002
Rating: 8.61	Votes: 18	Views: 3252	PCR: PG

Things Idiots Do 1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass ...			Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 9.40	Votes: 15	Views: 5401	PCR: G

Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...			Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.23	Votes: 36	Views: 6508	PCR: PG

United Airlines An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, whi...			Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.60	Votes: 15	Views: 3311	PCR: PG

WalMart Fun 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stra...			Mar 25, 2002
Rating: 8.11	Votes: 104	Views: 7030	PCR: PG

What Makes 100 percent? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean...			Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 8.33	Votes: 3	Views: 2479	PCR: G

World's Ugliest Kid I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom...			Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 6.77	Votes: 13	Views: 3470	PCR: G

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