Funny Pictures and Jokes

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Funny Jokes

12 Year Old Scotch A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this g...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.24	Votes: 17	Views: 2873	PCR: PG

80th Birthday A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of...			Jun 21, 2002
Rating: 7.24	Votes: 21	Views: 3405	PCR: G

AAADD just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attentio...			May 21, 2002
Rating: 8.75	Votes: 19	Views: 2704	PCR: G

Back To Work State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old ...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.92	Votes: 13	Views: 1851	PCR: G

Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but t...			May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.99	Votes: 25	Views: 3608	PCR: G

Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 9.21	Votes: 19	Views: 2180	PCR: R

Blonde Breaks Down A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of...			Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.81	Votes: 27	Views: 3048	PCR: PG

Buttercups Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it i...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.33	Votes: 24	Views: 2201	PCR: G

Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 13	Views: 3354	PCR: PG

Chemistry Lesson A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he pr...			May 21, 2002
Rating: 7.92	Votes: 13	Views: 2505	PCR: G

Chinese Cure A rich man often went to bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual d...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 13	Views: 1838	PCR: PG

CIA Test Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test. So the fir...			Nov 17, 2001
Rating: 7.66	Votes: 12	Views: 1563	PCR: G

Clyde's Two friends Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So h...			Jul 5, 2002
Rating: 7.63	Votes: 50	Views: 5929	PCR: G

Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...			Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 7	Views: 2865	PCR: G

Do Not Call Not a joke really, but a useful way of dealing with telemarketers. Being on the Federal Trade Commis...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 4.36	Votes: 11	Views: 2603	PCR: G

Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...			May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95	Votes: 21	Views: 2759	PCR: G

Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.00	Votes: 22	Views: 2416	PCR: PG

Farmer and Circle Flies An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speedin...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.93	Votes: 18	Views: 3288	PCR: PG

Farmer, John Deere and Sons Farmer, John Deere and Sons A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.94	Votes: 19	Views: 3777	PCR: G

Female Answers Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 8.70	Votes: 10	Views: 2580	PCR: G

Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...			Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.05	Votes: 44	Views: 7043	PCR: PG

Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07	Votes: 21	Views: 2573	PCR: G

Hamster If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush ...			Dec 29, 2001
Rating: 8.38	Votes: 22	Views: 3286	PCR: PG

Having a Bad Day at Work? Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver f...			Nov 29, 2001
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 21	Views: 3896	PCR: G

How Boys Think If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 7.72	Votes: 18	Views: 2298	PCR: G

If You Love Something.... THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it does...			Aug 21, 2005
Rating: 7.71	Votes: 8	Views: 1349	PCR: G

In The Middle? When three middle managers, all from the same company, lost their golfing fourth, they decided to ...			Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.40	Votes: 10	Views: 2143	PCR: G

Jim and Mary Jim and Mary were both pataients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past ...			Jan 4, 2002
Rating: 8.69	Votes: 16	Views: 2321	PCR: G

Louisiana Tourist Attraction Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...			Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 7.99	Votes: 14	Views: 1879	PCR: G

Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...			Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 8.42	Votes: 36	Views: 14005	PCR: R

Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...			Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 5.64	Votes: 41	Views: 11081	PCR: PG

New Yorker A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them an...			Nov 18, 2001
Rating: 9.31	Votes: 20	Views: 2750	PCR: G

Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 8.94	Votes: 15	Views: 3964	PCR: PG

Old Man & a Punk? Old Man & a Punk? An old man is sitting on a bench at a mall. He watches a young punk with ...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 8.40	Votes: 20	Views: 2798	PCR: G

Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...			Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 6.91	Votes: 11	Views: 1965	PCR: PG

Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web...			May 17, 2002
Rating: 8.65	Votes: 14	Views: 2748	PCR: G

People Complaints People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the...			Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.96	Votes: 22	Views: 2921	PCR: G

Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 4143	PCR: PG

Redneck First Aid Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard ...			Sep 4, 2005
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 9	Views: 2682	PCR: PG

Restaurant Ergonomics This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everyt...			Nov 21, 2001
Rating: 6.20	Votes: 10	Views: 2353	PCR: G

Sharing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled u...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 16	Views: 2595	PCR: G

She Was So Blonde... She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the...			Aug 25, 2005
Rating: 9.29	Votes: 7	Views: 2105	PCR: G

Single Welfare Mother A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ...			Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 7.17	Votes: 11	Views: 2141	PCR: PG

Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.51	Votes: 11	Views: 3425	PCR: PG

Son's 21st Birthday A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...			May 7, 2002
Rating: 6.83	Votes: 28	Views: 3594	PCR: G

Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...			Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.42	Votes: 17	Views: 2062	PCR: PG

Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...			May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36	Votes: 11	Views: 1672	PCR: G

The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...			Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.31	Votes: 22	Views: 2361	PCR: PG

The Old Man There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 9.00	Votes: 31	Views: 3804	PCR: G

The Outhouse Incident Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answ...			May 31, 2002
Rating: 8.90	Votes: 10	Views: 2368	PCR: G

The Preacher's Family There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation ...			Jan 7, 2002
Rating: 8.64	Votes: 23	Views: 2611	PCR: G

The Unreasonable Grocer A guy goes into the grocery store and asks for a can of dog food, the grocer says "Wheres ...			Jan 2, 2002
Rating: 8.53	Votes: 17	Views: 1702	PCR: PG

Things Idiots Do 1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass ...			Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 9.36	Votes: 14	Views: 3803	PCR: G

Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...			Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.30	Votes: 34	Views: 4822	PCR: PG

United Airlines An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, whi...			Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.60	Votes: 15	Views: 1709	PCR: PG

WalMart Fun 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stra...			Mar 25, 2002
Rating: 8.13	Votes: 105	Views: 6225	PCR: PG

World's Ugliest Kid I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom...			Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 7.59	Votes: 17	Views: 2548	PCR: G

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