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19th hole 19th hole
Funny picture of man streaking across golf course with 19th hole written on his back

A GRAND Ballerinna A GRAND Ballerinna
Funny picture of fat man in pink tutu dancing

A Pig's Life! A Pig's Life!
Fuuny pig picture

Absolut Hunk Absolut Hunk
Here's another Absolut Vodka parody advertisement featuring a hot sexy guy wearing nothing but a vodka bottle to cover himself.

Alcohol Research Alcohol Research
Funny picture of a drunk homeless guy sitting on a milk carton, holding a sign reading: NEED CASH for ALCOHOL RESEARCH.

Alien Abduction Alien Abduction
Funny sign depicting a man being abducted by aliens. Illegal aliens are carrying a man across the border in this sign, much like a corssing the street sign.

All American Guy All American Guy
Fat guy with red white and blue jock strap

Ass Torch Ass Torch
Funny picture of man farting flames out of his ass

Baby butt sniffer Baby butt sniffer
Family dog smelling baby butt while baby eats dog food

Bad Hair Family Bad Hair Family
Funny picture of 80s family with really bad hair

Bean-ie Babe-y Bean-ie Babe-y
Mr. Bean. Hot babe. So would that make this a Bean-ie Babe-y?

Biker Baby! Biker Baby!
Baby in Biker clothes on bike

Bin Laden Connection? Bin Laden Connection?
Bin Laden Family Exposed - Supsected relatives have been found out in the United States. Their notorious acts have been well documented by the press. Pictures finally released.....

Bomb Tech Bomb Tech
Funny picture a bomb tech guy with funny t-shirt on that says I am a bomb, technician if you see me running try to keep up

Bored Baby Bored Baby
Here's a cute baby leaning on his bent arm. He looks as if he is bored out of his mind. The adorable baby has a striped hat and diaper on, leaning against a blue pillow and he sure looks as if he's heard enough. He is bored and disgusted with the situation as you can see from the expression on his face.

Budget Boating Budget Boating
Funny picture of man on budget boat

Canada Day Bikini Wax Canada Day Bikini Wax
Celebrate Canada Day with a special for the w omen! Wax your beaver bikini wax for only 20 dollars.

CAUTION CAUTION
Funny sign for drunken people crossing

Cheating Girlfriend Cheating Girlfriend
Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??

Chia Thug Saddam Chia Thug Saddam
Chia Head Saddam

Cigar Magazine Cigar Magazine
Funny picture of Monica Lewensky on the cover of Cigar Magazine

Curious George Curious George
George Bush pics looking like monkey

Dear Friend? Dear Friend?
Show your adoration for your fucking friends with this fucking letter letting them know exactly what the fuck you feel about them. A letter to a friend titled Dear Fucker.

Did you wash your hands? Did you wash your hands?
Washing your hands after you use the restroom should be automatic. Unfortunately, not everyone does. Here's an effective way to remind people of just how important it is to wash your hands. You never know who's penis you are touching. The doorknob i

Differences of Men and Women Differences of Men and Women
Funny picture of the differences between men and women who has more buttons to push

Doggie door freinds Doggie door freinds
Dog and baby looking out of doggie door

Don't Drink and ZZZTTTTT Don't Drink and ZZZTTTTT
Funny advertisement for don't drink and climb ZZZTT

Dumb Drunk! Dumb Drunk!
Dumb drunk guy finishing beer in front of cop!

Dumb eBay Auctioneer Dumb eBay Auctioneer
Funny picture of persons picture of tea pot for ebay with there naked reflection

Execution Gift Execution Gift
Something's just arrived from the governor for the inmate awaiting his execution. But I don't think it'll help...

Face Ache Face Ache
Do you think you've ever had a bad headache?
Check out this guy and image what he's feeling.

Failure Failure
Failure. A funny un-motivational poster you know some people need to read. Forward it to them today. It says: FAILURE, Admit It You F___ing Suck

Fill 'er Up Fill 'er Up
Funny pictute of girl drinking water and tits getting huge

Fudge Packer Fudge Packer
Guy packing fudge

Funny face bus! Funny face bus!
Kids make funny faces at school bus back door

F_ _ _ K you Grannies F_ _ _ K you Grannies
Funny picture of grannies by harley flippin the bird

Gas-Register! Gas-Register!
Funny cartoon about high gas prices with cash register by gas pump

Gotta Finish It Gotta Finish It
Funny picture in news paper of man finishing his beer before being arrested

Grow up to be... Grow up to be...
A little girl reading a book and contemplating what she wants to be when she grows up. Reading is fun..duh..ment..ul?

Hairy Bush Hairy Bush
Funny picture of woman in bikini with a very hairy bush

Head Shopping! Head Shopping!
Strange picture of headless man with shopping cart looking at heads on a shelf

Head up my ass Head up my ass
Funny picture of person in bathroom with there head up there ass.

Headless Man Headless Man
It looks like this guy lost it. His head that is. It lies next to him in the sand in this picture. Actually it's probably his buddy buried next to him as the head, or is it?

Hiding In Holes For Dummies Hiding In Holes For Dummies
Hiding in holes for dummies

High rider High rider
Funny picture of man holding the back of his car in the air like a high rider

Hippo Eats Dwarf Hippo Eats Dwarf
A clipping from an Australian newspaper tells of a tragic Hippo/Dwarf circus mishap. Apparently a dwarf was bouncing on a trampoline and a nearby hippo was yawning. The dwarf mis-bounced and landed in the yawning hippo's mouth, who instinctively had a

Honest Beggar Honest Beggar
He may be just begging for cash...
But hey, at least he's honest about it!

Honest politician! Honest politician!
Mayor Bloomberg of New York supports smoking Pot!

How to Spot a Rich Man How to Spot a Rich Man
This photo shows how you can spot a rich man. On the beach is a beautiful woman holding hands with her fat man. He is fat and she is thin.

How to turn men/women on How to turn men/women on
Imagine if you could turn on a man or turn on a woman the same way you do a stereo. It would look like this...

I Love Midgets! I Love Midgets!
Midgets dressed up in a rock band or two and playing sports. Don't we all love the little people?

If Your Ass Looked Like This If Your Ass Looked Like This
Picture of naked girls nice ass with "If your ass looked like this maybe i wouldn't have dumped you next to her

Jesus Playing Pool Jesus Playing Pool
This picture card shows Jesus playing pool and smoking a cigarette. Jesus Christ is holding a pool stick and leaning over the pool table with people in the background watching him play pool.

Kentucky rest stop Kentucky rest stop
Funny picture of women at gross rest stop in kentucky with her litle dog

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss... Kiss, Kiss, Kiss...
Funny pictute of man with tatoos and peircings on his face kiss kiss kiss

Lemme finish my beer Lemme finish my beer
Hey cop, gimmie a sec, I gotta finish my beer.

Limber Granny Limber Granny
Funny picture of granny lifting her leg over her head and street sign and limber

Living Dead Living Dead
Just gotta find a big enough coffin...

LOL Keyboard LOL Keyboard
Here's the newest internet acronym keyboard for the LOLers out there. All the keys on this keyboard have been replaced with internet acronyms such as LOL, OMG, HAx0R, noob and more for people who like to use word shortcuts when they type.

Mammogram man Mammogram man
Funny picture of man with mammogram check station on his head with sign that says place boob here

Man Eats Underwear Man Eats Underwear
Funny newspaper article about man who ate his underwear to pass DUI test

Man Eats Underwear Man Eats Underwear
Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

Merry Xmas Saddam Merry Xmas Saddam
Santa Merry Xmas Saddam

Microgeeks! Microgeeks!
Actual old picture of mirosoft employees

Microsoft Tech Support Microsoft Tech Support
Funny picture of Microsoft's technical support center #25 in Bombay, India. It shows a man riding a bicycle answering outsourced tech support calls for Microsoft. He is the employee of the month for their global support center.

Mini Manacure Mini Manacure
Picture of mini man give kewl art work manacure

Mommy Look! Mommy Look!
Kid does art on baby!

Moonriver Moonriver
Funny picture of people in a stream with there ass's sticking out of the water only

My Last Boss My Last Boss
Funny picture for my last boss with his head up his ass

Nature perverts! Nature perverts!
Sign to stop tree and shrub molestation

News baby! News baby!
Baby on toilet reading news paper

NO REASON to Leave Desk! NO REASON to Leave Desk!
Funny picture of office complete with commode so you never have to leave the cubicle

Nope, I can't find it either.... Nope, I can't find it either....
Funny picture of man getting surgery on his privates Nope, I cant find it.

Number One! Number One!
Fat number one guy!

Nursing Home Orgy Nursing Home Orgy
Funny Newspaper article about a nursing home orgy scandal involving nine senior citizens. Go Grandma and Grandpa!

OUCH! Laundry HURTS! OUCH! Laundry HURTS!
Funny p[icture of woman with tit caught in washer

Peace Team Peace Team
Funny picture of punk rocker punching man with jacket that says peace team on the back

Pretty Girl? Pretty Girl?
Funny picture of ugly dude or is it?

Priceless Priceless
Priceless picture of guy pissing pants with hand in warm water

Prince Phillip Farted Prince Phillip Farted
Prince Harry can barely contain himself as he stands behind her majesty the Queen, his father Prince Charles and Prince Philip. Is this a picture of Harry laughing because Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich cut a fart?

PULL! PULL!
Here's two guys pulling a wide screen television apart. On the screen seems to be a beautiful women? Will she be split in two along with the TV?

Queer Eye for the Hopeless Guy Queer Eye for the Hopeless Guy
New on Bravo is a series to help the Queer er I mean Hopeless Guy Saddam get some style. All those months in a hole in the ground did not do him well.

Rebooting the Computer Rebooting the Computer
rebooting computer, kicking, Windows

Redneck Fishin' Redneck Fishin'
Time for some good ol' redneck fishin

Redneck Hearing Protection Redneck Hearing Protection
Two rednecks are at the shooting range. The noise from the gun shots mean you need to protect your ears with hearing protection. Check out how the stupid redneck in the ATF hat protects his ears with his gun to the head. Maybe he'll pull the trigger?

Redneck Overalls Redneck Overalls
The latest in redneck hillbilly fashion is the Redneck Overalls. Here a potbellied hillbilly sports his redneck overalls that show his protruding belly bared for all to see. Be sure to get your favorite redneck a pair soon, as there's a rush on this hillbilly clothing accessory. So many pot-bellies, so little denim...

Redneck Penthouse Redneck Penthouse
A house only a redneck could make.

Redneck Speedboat Redneck Speedboat
It's true what they say, rednecks have a style all their own. Here', one fella shows off his new speedboat - redneck style.

Redneck Swimming Pool Redneck Swimming Pool
What do Rednecks do when it hits summertime? Make their own pools of course.

Redneck Yacht Redneck Yacht
Livin's the high life with this new Redneck yacht.

Roadway Swimming Roadway Swimming
Optical illusion of man swimming on roadway with water

Ronald McDonald at Burger King Ronald McDonald at Burger King
Ronald McDonald was caught at Burger King in this picture. Here he is dressed up in a disguise, with a trench coat and hat. Ronald McDonald's red hair and floppy red shoes show trhough his disguise and give his identity away when he orders at the Burge

Say no to crack! Say no to crack!
Funny picture of mens exposed cracks!

She Fell Off! She Fell Off!
Funny picture of man with funny T-Shirt on motorcycle If you can read this the bitch fell off

She Was So Blonde... She Was So Blonde...
A funny blonde joke in picture format telling us that she was so blonde that...

Shoe biker Shoe biker
Man on bike with shoes of wheels

Sleeping Pooping Baby! Sleeping Pooping Baby!
Funny picture of baby sleeping on toilet

Smoke break dilema Smoke break dilema
Workers forced outside for there smoke break!

Stupidity Stupidity
Funny sign about stupidity

Suppository Bullets Suppository Bullets
Picture of gun being loaded with preparation H Bullet suppositories for those days when you have to deal with one inflamed asshole after another

Swimming in Caffeine Swimming in Caffeine
This is a funny picture of a seal swimming in a pool of caffeine. The caption says: 'Swimming in Liquid Caffeine.' Apparently the seal likes to swim in coffee filled pools.

Tampax Advertisment Tampax Advertisment
Funny advertisment of ladies face next to written statement that reads"Because there's blood gushing from your snatch"Tampax

The Crack Report The Crack Report
Funny picture of man showing news crew his crack

The new improved mona The new improved mona
Funny picture of mona lisa with breast job after being in the USA for one week

Toll Booth War Toll Booth War
Competition on the road is a daily occurance. Racing to get to the toll booth can have it's consequences. Check out these two cars who squeezed into a tight fit in the toll lane.

Train Moon Train Moon
Look very closely at the front windows of this locomotive. The train engineers are mooning the photographer with their butts up to the front glass windshields. A third train engineer is making a silly face in the window between their mooning butts.

Turn Your Head Turn Your Head
A naked woman overlooks the river. Another woman looks at her husband and tells him if he turns his head, he is a dead man. They are overlooking a river or harbor on a beautiful day from a boardwalk.

Vending Machine Problems Vending Machine Problems
Funny picture of goat vending machine

Was-His Was-His
Picture of sports car with "was His" license plate

Whata Buncha Nerds! Whata Buncha Nerds!
Funny picture of computer nerds

Whoa, Baby! Whoa, Baby!
Funny picture of guitar playin housewife in makeup and beer in hand

Will Open Mail for Food Will Open Mail for Food
Funny picture of homeless man with will open mail for food sign

Worst Job in the World? Worst Job in the World?
Funny people with the worst job in the world smelling are pitts to check deodorant

Xanax First Lady Xanax First Lady
Picture of Political wives indorsing Xanax

You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas
Here's a Christmas card to give those people who weren't so nice this year. Let them know that choosing between being naughty or nice could mean. "you aint' getting shit for Christmas," this year as the card says. It's a picture of Santa Claus tippping his glasses down as he peers at the recipient letting him know he isn't getting anything for X-mas this year. No presents, no cash, nothing....not shit. Apparently, Santa just examined your computer. And he says it's full of porn. You fuckin pervert.

You Are Beautiful You Are Beautiful
Funny motivational poster with a group of beautiful girls standing next to one fat girl. It says You Are Beautiful - Especially when you are standing next to a fat ass.

Funny Jokes


12 Year Old Scotch
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this g...
Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.24Votes: 17Views: 4309 *
 
80th Birthday
A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of...
Jun 21, 2002
Rating: 7.50Votes: 20Views: 4376 *
 
AAADD
just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attentio...
May 21, 2002
Rating: 8.92Votes: 22Views: 4285 *
 
Back To Work
State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old ...
Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 8.46Votes: 13Views: 3627 *
 
Baked Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but t...
May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.99Votes: 25Views: 5437 *
 
Bigot on a Plane
On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has ...
Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 9.00Votes: 4Views: 2232 *
 
Billy Bob out walking
Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...
Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.22Votes: 19Views: 3656 *
 
Blonde Breaks Down
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of...
Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.73Votes: 26Views: 4638 *
 
Bush has tea with the Queen
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadershi...
Apr 12, 2007
Rating: 9.33Votes: 6Views: 2589 *
 
Buttercups
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it i...
May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.44Votes: 25Views: 3709 *
 
Caribbean Cruise
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...
Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.50Votes: 12Views: 4578 *
 
Chemistry Lesson
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he pr...
May 21, 2002
Rating: 7.91Votes: 12Views: 4058 *
 
Chinese Cure
A rich man often went to bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual d...
Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.08Votes: 12Views: 3482 *
 
CIA Test
Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test. So the fir...
Nov 17, 2001
Rating: 7.66Votes: 12Views: 3026 *
 
Clyde's Two friends
Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So h...
Jul 5, 2002
Rating: 7.81Votes: 49Views: 7653 *
 
Death in the Blonde's Family
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...
Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 7.40Votes: 10Views: 4492 *
 
Do Not Call
Not a joke really, but a useful way of dealing with telemarketers. Being on the Federal Trade Commis...
Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 4.25Votes: 8Views: 3949 *
 
Dr. Dave
Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...
May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95Votes: 21Views: 4485 *
 
Drug Problem
I HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, TOO The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had be...
Aug 15, 2007
Rating: 7.71Votes: 7Views: 2689 *
 
Excuse Me!
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...
Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.06Votes: 18Views: 3833 *
 
Farmer and Circle Flies
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speedin...
Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.87Votes: 17Views: 4931 *
 
Farmer, John Deere and Sons
Farmer, John Deere and Sons A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him an...
Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.74Votes: 16Views: 4611 *
 
Female Answers
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ...
Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 8.70Votes: 10Views: 4232 *
 
Female or Shemale Quiz
var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...
Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.03Votes: 34Views: 7708 *
 
Free Haircuts
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...
May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07Votes: 21Views: 4213 *
 
Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush ...
Dec 29, 2001
Rating: 8.30Votes: 21Views: 4604 *
 
Having a Bad Day at Work?
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver f...
Nov 29, 2001
Rating: 8.46Votes: 22Views: 5816 *
 
How Boys Think
If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, ...
Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 6.42Votes: 19Views: 3642 *
 
I Knew a Blonde...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... --> she called me to get my phone number. --> she s...
Apr 23, 2007
Rating: 9.29Votes: 7Views: 2819 *
 
If You Love Something....
THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it does...
Aug 21, 2005
Rating: 6.58Votes: 8Views: 2850 *
 
In The Middle?
When three middle managers, all from the same company, lost their golfing fourth, they decided to ...
Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.22Votes: 9Views: 3798 *
 
Jim and Mary
Jim and Mary were both pataients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past ...
Jan 4, 2002
Rating: 8.54Votes: 19Views: 3835 *
 
Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...
Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 8.12Votes: 15Views: 3388 *
 
Man with vagina, Woman with penis...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...
Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 7.96Votes: 24Views: 8787 *
 
Meat?
Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... ...
Apr 20, 2007
Rating: 8.00Votes: 3Views: 2458 *
 
Michael Jackson Jokes
Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...
Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 6.45Votes: 23Views: 8892 *
 
MySpace Rules - How Not to Suck
How to not suck at MySpace Don’t use insane colors that people can’t read without burning thei...
Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 9.50Votes: 4Views: 2608 *
 
Nair on Balls
If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo...
Apr 10, 2007
Rating: 8.80Votes: 5Views: 3455 *
 
New Yorker
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them an...
Nov 18, 2001
Rating: 9.23Votes: 18Views: 4395 *
 
No Sex Tonight
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu...
Aug 28, 2007
Rating: 8.43Votes: 7Views: 3384 *
 
Old And Alone
This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...
Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 9.01Votes: 16Views: 5788 *
 
Old Man & a Punk?
Old Man & a Punk? An old man is sitting on a bench at a mall. He watches a young punk with ...
Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 8.24Votes: 21Views: 4182 *
 
Olympic Condoms!
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...
Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 7.00Votes: 12Views: 3608 *
 
Olympic Questions
Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web...
May 17, 2002
Rating: 8.67Votes: 12Views: 4194 *
 
People Complaints
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the...
Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.96Votes: 22Views: 4399 *
 
Perks of Being Over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...
Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50Votes: 10Views: 5395 *
 
Political Correctness
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a...
Feb 17, 2007
Rating: 9.33Votes: 3Views: 2944 *
 
Redneck First Aid
Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard ...
Sep 4, 2005
Rating: 8.41Votes: 12Views: 4300 *
 
Restaurant Ergonomics
This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everyt...
Nov 21, 2001
Rating: 6.20Votes: 10Views: 3617 *
 
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi...
Apr 24, 2007
Rating: 8.67Votes: 3Views: 2386 *
 
Sharing Nuts
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled u...
May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.74Votes: 16Views: 4071 *
 
She Was So Blonde...
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the...
Aug 25, 2005
Rating: 9.38Votes: 8Views: 4161 *
 
Single Welfare Mother
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ...
Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 6.45Votes: 11Views: 3506 *
 
Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover
1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...
Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.43Votes: 13Views: 4984 *
 
Son's 21st Birthday
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...
May 7, 2002
Rating: 6.93Votes: 28Views: 4681 *
 
Strange Penis Disease
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...
Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.78Votes: 18Views: 3358 *
 
Term Paper
There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...
May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36Votes: 11Views: 3280 *
 
The More You Rub...
One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...
Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.09Votes: 22Views: 3772 *
 
The Old Man
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain an...
Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 9.48Votes: 29Views: 5813 *
 
The Outhouse Incident
Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answ...
May 31, 2002
Rating: 8.78Votes: 9Views: 3795 *
 
The Preacher's Family
There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation ...
Jan 7, 2002
Rating: 8.49Votes: 24Views: 4085 *
 
The Unreasonable Grocer
A guy goes into the grocery store and asks for a can of dog food, the grocer says "Wheres ...
Jan 2, 2002
Rating: 8.61Votes: 18Views: 3254 *
 
Things Idiots Do
1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass ...
Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 9.40Votes: 15Views: 5402 *
 
Two Couples
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...
Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.23Votes: 36Views: 6509 *
 
United Airlines
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, whi...
Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.60Votes: 15Views: 3312 *
 
WalMart Fun
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stra...
Mar 25, 2002
Rating: 8.11Votes: 104Views: 7034 *
 
What Makes 100 percent?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean...
Jun 2, 2007
Rating: 8.33Votes: 3Views: 2482 *
 
World's Ugliest Kid
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom...
Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 6.77Votes: 13Views: 3471 *
 


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