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A GRAND Ballerinna
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A Pig's Life!
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Absolut Hunk
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Alcohol Research
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Alien Abduction
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All American Guy
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Ass Torch
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Baby butt sniffer
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Bad Hair Family
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Bean-ie Babe-y
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Biker Baby!
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Bin Laden Connection?
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Bomb Tech
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Bored Baby
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Budget Boating
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Canada Day Bikini Wax
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CAUTION
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Cheating Girlfriend
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Chia Thug Saddam
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Cigar Magazine
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Curious George
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Dear Friend?
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Did you wash your hands?
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Differences of Men and Women
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Doggie door freinds
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Don't Drink and ZZZTTTTT
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Dumb Drunk!
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Dumb eBay Auctioneer
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Execution Gift
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Face Ache
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Failure
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Fill 'er Up
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Fudge Packer
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Funny face bus!
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F_ _ _ K you Grannies
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Gas-Register!
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Gotta Finish It
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Grow up to be...
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Hairy Bush
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Head Shopping!
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Head up my ass
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Headless Man
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Hiding In Holes For Dummies
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High rider
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Hippo Eats Dwarf
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Honest Beggar
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Honest politician!
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How to Spot a Rich Man
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How to turn men/women on
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I Love Midgets!
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If Your Ass Looked Like This
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Jesus Playing Pool
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Kentucky rest stop
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Kiss, Kiss, Kiss...
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Lemme finish my beer
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Limber Granny
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Living Dead
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LOL Keyboard
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Mammogram man
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Man Eats Underwear
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Man Eats Underwear
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Merry Xmas Saddam
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Microgeeks!
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Microsoft Tech Support
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Mini Manacure
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Mommy Look!
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Moonriver
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My Last Boss
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Nature perverts!
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News baby!
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NO REASON to Leave Desk!
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Nope, I can't find it either....
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Number One!
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Nursing Home Orgy
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OUCH! Laundry HURTS!
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Peace Team
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Pretty Girl?
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Priceless
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Prince Phillip Farted
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PULL!
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Queer Eye for the Hopeless Guy
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Rebooting the Computer
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Redneck Fishin'
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Redneck Hearing Protection
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Redneck Overalls
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Redneck Penthouse
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Redneck Speedboat
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Redneck Swimming Pool
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Redneck Yacht
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Roadway Swimming
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Ronald McDonald at Burger King
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Say no to crack!
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She Fell Off!
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She Was So Blonde...
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Shoe biker
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Sleeping Pooping Baby!
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Smoke break dilema
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Stupidity
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Suppository Bullets
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Swimming in Caffeine
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Tampax Advertisment
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The Crack Report
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The new improved mona
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Toll Booth War
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Train Moon
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Turn Your Head
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Vending Machine Problems
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Was-His
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Whata Buncha Nerds!
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Whoa, Baby!
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Will Open Mail for Food
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Worst Job in the World?
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Xanax First Lady
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You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas
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You Are Beautiful
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Funny Jokes
| 12 Year Old Scotch A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this g... | Nov 14, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.24 | Votes: 17 | Views: 4309 | * |
| 80th Birthday A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of... | Jun 21, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.50 | Votes: 20 | Views: 4376 | * |
| AAADD just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attentio... | May 21, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.92 | Votes: 22 | Views: 4285 | * |
| Back To Work State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old ... | Nov 14, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.46 | Votes: 13 | Views: 3627 | * |
| Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but t... | May 29, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.99 | Votes: 25 | Views: 5437 | * |
| Bigot on a Plane On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has ... | Aug 28, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.00 | Votes: 4 | Views: 2232 | * |
| Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ... | Apr 5, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.22 | Votes: 19 | Views: 3656 | * |
| Blonde Breaks Down A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of... | Dec 27, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.73 | Votes: 26 | Views: 4638 | * |
| Bush has tea with the Queen While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadershi... | Apr 12, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.33 | Votes: 6 | Views: 2589 | * |
| Buttercups Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it i... | May 1, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.44 | Votes: 25 | Views: 3709 | * |
| Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t... | Sep 7, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4578 | * |
| Chemistry Lesson A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he pr... | May 21, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.91 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4058 | * |
| Chinese Cure A rich man often went to bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual d... | Dec 21, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.08 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3482 | * |
| CIA Test Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test. So the fir... | Nov 17, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.66 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3026 | * |
| Clyde's Two friends Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So h... | Jul 5, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.81 | Votes: 49 | Views: 7653 | * |
| Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe... | Mar 27, 2006 | ||
| Rating: 7.40 | Votes: 10 | Views: 4492 | * |
| Do Not Call Not a joke really, but a useful way of dealing with telemarketers. Being on the Federal Trade Commis... | Sep 7, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 4.25 | Votes: 8 | Views: 3949 | * |
| Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried... | May 10, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.95 | Votes: 21 | Views: 4485 | * |
| Drug Problem I HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, TOO The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had be... | Aug 15, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 7.71 | Votes: 7 | Views: 2689 | * |
| Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass... | Dec 21, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.06 | Votes: 18 | Views: 3833 | * |
| Farmer and Circle Flies An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speedin... | Apr 5, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.87 | Votes: 17 | Views: 4931 | * |
| Farmer, John Deere and Sons Farmer, John Deere and Sons A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him an... | Jan 9, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 5.74 | Votes: 16 | Views: 4611 | * |
| Female Answers Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ... | Dec 17, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.70 | Votes: 10 | Views: 4232 | * |
| Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal... | Sep 15, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 9.03 | Votes: 34 | Views: 7708 | * |
| Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber... | May 1, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 7.07 | Votes: 21 | Views: 4213 | * |
| Hamster If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush ... | Dec 29, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.30 | Votes: 21 | Views: 4604 | * |
| Having a Bad Day at Work? Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver f... | Nov 29, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.46 | Votes: 22 | Views: 5816 | * |
| How Boys Think If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, ... | Dec 17, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 6.42 | Votes: 19 | Views: 3642 | * |
| I Knew a Blonde... I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... --> she called me to get my phone number. --> she s... | Apr 23, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.29 | Votes: 7 | Views: 2819 | * |
| If You Love Something.... THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it does... | Aug 21, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 6.58 | Votes: 8 | Views: 2850 | * |
| In The Middle? When three middle managers, all from the same company, lost their golfing fourth, they decided to ... | Dec 15, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.22 | Votes: 9 | Views: 3798 | * |
| Jim and Mary Jim and Mary were both pataients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past ... | Jan 4, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.54 | Votes: 19 | Views: 3835 | * |
| Louisiana Tourist Attraction Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg... | Jun 10, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.12 | Votes: 15 | Views: 3388 | * |
| Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu... | Mar 28, 2006 | ||
| Rating: 7.96 | Votes: 24 | Views: 8787 | * |
| Meat? Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... ... | Apr 20, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.00 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2458 | * |
| Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year... | Oct 14, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 6.45 | Votes: 23 | Views: 8892 | * |
| MySpace Rules - How Not to Suck How to not suck at MySpace Don’t use insane colors that people can’t read without burning thei... | Jun 2, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.50 | Votes: 4 | Views: 2608 | * |
| Nair on Balls If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with fo... | Apr 10, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.80 | Votes: 5 | Views: 3455 | * |
| New Yorker A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them an... | Nov 18, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 9.23 | Votes: 18 | Views: 4395 | * |
| No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figu... | Aug 28, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.43 | Votes: 7 | Views: 3384 | * |
| Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a... | Oct 1, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 9.01 | Votes: 16 | Views: 5788 | * |
| Old Man & a Punk? Old Man & a Punk? An old man is sitting on a bench at a mall. He watches a young punk with ... | Jan 9, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.24 | Votes: 21 | Views: 4182 | * |
| Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a... | Dec 12, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.00 | Votes: 12 | Views: 3608 | * |
| Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web... | May 17, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.67 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4194 | * |
| People Complaints People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the... | Jun 19, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.96 | Votes: 22 | Views: 4399 | * |
| Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release... | Oct 10, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 8.50 | Votes: 10 | Views: 5395 | * |
| Political Correctness HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a... | Feb 17, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 9.33 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2944 | * |
| Redneck First Aid Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard ... | Sep 4, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 8.41 | Votes: 12 | Views: 4300 | * |
| Restaurant Ergonomics This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everyt... | Nov 21, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 6.20 | Votes: 10 | Views: 3617 | * |
| Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi... | Apr 24, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.67 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2386 | * |
| Sharing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled u... | May 8, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.74 | Votes: 16 | Views: 4071 | * |
| She Was So Blonde... She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the... | Aug 25, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 9.38 | Votes: 8 | Views: 4161 | * |
| Single Welfare Mother A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ... | Mar 26, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.45 | Votes: 11 | Views: 3506 | * |
| Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)... | Oct 1, 2005 | ||
| Rating: 7.43 | Votes: 13 | Views: 4984 | * |
| Son's 21st Birthday A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa... | May 7, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.93 | Votes: 28 | Views: 4681 | * |
| Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar... | Nov 22, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 6.78 | Votes: 18 | Views: 3358 | * |
| Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ... | May 20, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.36 | Votes: 11 | Views: 3280 | * |
| The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word... | Nov 13, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 8.09 | Votes: 22 | Views: 3772 | * |
| The Old Man There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain an... | Jan 9, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.48 | Votes: 29 | Views: 5813 | * |
| The Outhouse Incident Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answ... | May 31, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.78 | Votes: 9 | Views: 3795 | * |
| The Preacher's Family There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation ... | Jan 7, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.49 | Votes: 24 | Views: 4085 | * |
| The Unreasonable Grocer A guy goes into the grocery store and asks for a can of dog food, the grocer says "Wheres ... | Jan 2, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.61 | Votes: 18 | Views: 3254 | * |
| Things Idiots Do 1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass ... | Jun 18, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.40 | Votes: 15 | Views: 5402 | * |
| Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b... | Jan 18, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 9.23 | Votes: 36 | Views: 6509 | * |
| United Airlines An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, whi... | Dec 27, 2001 | ||
| Rating: 7.60 | Votes: 15 | Views: 3312 | * |
| WalMart Fun 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stra... | Mar 25, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 8.11 | Votes: 104 | Views: 7034 | * |
| What Makes 100 percent? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean... | Jun 2, 2007 | ||
| Rating: 8.33 | Votes: 3 | Views: 2482 | * |
| World's Ugliest Kid I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom... | Jun 2, 2002 | ||
| Rating: 6.77 | Votes: 13 | Views: 3471 | * |
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