Funny People Pictures and Jokes

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Funny Pictures

19th hole Funny picture of man streaking across golf course with 19th hole written on his back	A GRAND Ballerinna Funny picture of fat man in pink tutu dancing	A Pig's Life! Fuuny pig picture

Absolut Hunk Here's another Absolut Vodka parody advertisement featuring a hot sexy guy wearing nothing but a vodka bottle to cover himself.	Alcohol Research Funny picture of a drunk homeless guy sitting on a milk carton, holding a sign reading: NEED CASH for ALCOHOL RESEARCH.	All American Guy Fat guy with red white and blue jock strap

Ass Torch Funny picture of man farting flames out of his ass	Baby butt sniffer Family dog smelling baby butt while baby eats dog food	Bad Hair Family Funny picture of 80s family with really bad hair

Bean-ie Babe-y Mr. Bean. Hot babe. So would that make this a Bean-ie Babe-y?	Biker Baby! Baby in Biker clothes on bike	Bin Laden Connection? Bin Laden Family Exposed - Supsected relatives have been found out in the United States. Their notorious acts have been well documented by the press. Pictures finally released.....

Bomb Tech Funny picture a bomb tech guy with funny t-shirt on that says I am a bomb, technician if you see me running try to keep up	Budget Boating Funny picture of man on budget boat	Canada Day Bikini Wax Celebrate Canada Day with a special for the w omen! Wax your beaver bikini wax for only 20 dollars.

CAUTION Funny sign for drunken people crossing	Cheating Girlfriend Picture of dust inprint of guys girlfriends body on top of his car maybe cheating??	Chia Thug Saddam Chia Head Saddam

Curious George George Bush pics looking like monkey	Dear Friend? Show your adoration for your fucking friends with this fucking letter letting them know exactly what the fuck you feel about them. A letter to a friend titled Dear Fucker.	Differences of Men and Women Funny picture of the differences between men and women who has more buttons to push

Doggie door freinds Dog and baby looking out of doggie door	Don't Drink and ZZZTTTTT Funny advertisement for don't drink and climb ZZZTT	Dumb Drunk! Dumb drunk guy finishing beer in front of cop!

Dumb eBay Auctioneer Funny picture of persons picture of tea pot for ebay with there naked reflection	Execution Gift Something's just arrived from the governor for the inmate awaiting his execution. But I don't think it'll help...	Face Ache Do you think you've ever had a bad headache? Check out this guy and image what he's feeling.

Fill 'er Up Funny pictute of girl drinking water and tits getting huge	Fudge Packer Guy packing fudge	Funny face bus! Kids make funny faces at school bus back door

F_ _ _ K you Grannies Funny picture of grannies by harley flippin the bird	Gas-Register! Funny cartoon about high gas prices with cash register by gas pump	Gotta Finish It Funny picture in news paper of man finishing his beer before being arrested

Hairy Bush Funny picture of woman in bikini with a very hairy bush	Head Shopping! Strange picture of headless man with shopping cart looking at heads on a shelf	Head up my ass Funny picture of person in bathroom with there head up there ass.

Headless Man It looks like this guy lost it. His head that is. It lies next to him in the sand in this picture. Actually it's probably his buddy buried next to him as the head, or is it?	Hiding In Holes For Dummies Hiding in holes for dummies	High rider Funny picture of man holding the back of his car in the air like a high rider

Honest Beggar He may be just begging for cash... But hey, at least he's honest about it!	Honest politician! Mayor Bloomberg of New York supports smoking Pot!	How to turn men/women on Imagine if you could turn on a man or turn on a woman the same way you do a stereo. It would look like this...

I Love Midgets! Midgets dressed up in a rock band or two and playing sports. Don't we all love the little people?	If Your Ass Looked Like This Picture of naked girls nice ass with "If your ass looked like this maybe i wouldn't have dumped you next to her	Kentucky rest stop Funny picture of women at gross rest stop in kentucky with her litle dog

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss... Funny pictute of man with tatoos and peircings on his face kiss kiss kiss	Lemme finish my beer Hey cop, gimmie a sec, I gotta finish my beer.	Limber Granny Funny picture of granny lifting her leg over her head and street sign and limber

Living Dead Just gotta find a big enough coffin...	Mammogram man Funny picture of man with mammogram check station on his head with sign that says place boob here	Man Eats Underwear Funny newspaper article about man who ate his underwear to pass DUI test

Man Eats Underwear Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer	Merry Xmas Saddam Santa Merry Xmas Saddam	Microgeeks! Actual old picture of mirosoft employees

Mini Manacure Picture of mini man give kewl art work manacure	Mommy Look! Kid does art on baby!	Moonriver Funny picture of people in a stream with there ass's sticking out of the water only

My Last Boss Funny picture for my last boss with his head up his ass	Nature perverts! Sign to stop tree and shrub molestation	News baby! Baby on toilet reading news paper

NO REASON to Leave Desk! Funny picture of office complete with commode so you never have to leave the cubicle	Nope, I can't find it either.... Funny picture of man getting surgery on his privates Nope, I cant find it.	Number One! Fat number one guy!

Nursing Home Orgy Funny Newspaper article about a nursing home orgy scandal involving nine senior citizens. Go Grandma and Grandpa!	OUCH! Laundry HURTS! Funny p[icture of woman with tit caught in washer	Peace Team Funny picture of punk rocker punching man with jacket that says peace team on the back

Pretty Girl? Funny picture of ugly dude or is it?	Priceless Priceless picture of guy pissing pants with hand in warm water	PULL! Here's two guys pulling a wide screen television apart. On the screen seems to be a beautiful women? Will she be split in two along with the TV?

Queer Eye for the Hopeless Guy New on Bravo is a series to help the Queer er I mean Hopeless Guy Saddam get some style. All those months in a hole in the ground did not do him well.	Redneck Fishin' Time for some good ol' redneck fishin	Redneck Penthouse A house only a redneck could make.

Redneck Speedboat It's true what they say, rednecks have a style all their own. Here', one fella shows off his new speedboat - redneck style.	Redneck Swimming Pool What do Rednecks do when it hits summertime? Make their own pools of course.	Redneck Transportation Advances Here we have two examples of how the advances of the modern age have affected transportation for rednecks: The Redneck SUV and Redneck Airlines.

Redneck Yacht Livin's the high life with this new Redneck yacht.	Roadway Swimming Optical illusion of man swimming on roadway with water	Say no to crack! Funny picture of mens exposed cracks!

She Fell Off! Funny picture of man with funny T-Shirt on motorcycle If you can read this the bitch fell off	She Was So Blonde... A funny blonde joke in picture format telling us that she was so blonde that...	Shoe biker Man on bike with shoes of wheels

Sleeping Pooping Baby! Funny picture of baby sleeping on toilet	Smoke break dilema Workers forced outside for there smoke break!	Stupidity Funny sign about stupidity

Suppository Bullets Picture of gun being loaded with preparation H Bullet suppositories for those days when you have to deal with one inflamed asshole after another	Tampax Advertisment Funny advertisment of ladies face next to written statement that reads"Because there's blood gushing from your snatch"Tampax	The Crack Report Funny picture of man showing news crew his crack

The new improved mona Funny picture of mona lisa with breast job after being in the USA for one week	Toll Booth War Competition on the road is a daily occurance. Racing to get to the toll booth can have it's consequences. Check out these two cars who squeezed into a tight fit in the toll lane.	Vending Machine Problems Funny picture of goat vending machine

Visit Alabama! Alabama, er Alabamer - now we's got more teeth! Visit the rednecks of Alabamer today!	Was-His Picture of sports car with "was His" license plate	Whata Buncha Nerds! Funny picture of computer nerds

Whoa, Baby! Funny picture of guitar playin housewife in makeup and beer in hand	Will Open Mail for Food Funny picture of homeless man with will open mail for food sign	Worst Job in the World? Funny people with the worst job in the world smelling are pitts to check deodorant

Xanax First Lady Picture of Political wives indorsing Xanax

Funny Jokes

12 Year Old Scotch A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this g...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.24	Votes: 17	Views: 2840	*

80th Birthday A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of...			Jun 21, 2002
Rating: 7.24	Votes: 21	Views: 3365	*

AAADD just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attentio...			May 21, 2002
Rating: 8.75	Votes: 19	Views: 2672	*

Back To Work State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old ...			Nov 14, 2001
Rating: 7.92	Votes: 13	Views: 1827	*

Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but t...			May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.99	Votes: 25	Views: 3571	*

Billy Bob out walking Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began ...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 9.21	Votes: 19	Views: 2140	*

Blonde Breaks Down A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of...			Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.81	Votes: 27	Views: 3023	*

Buttercups Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it i...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.33	Votes: 24	Views: 2180	*

Caribbean Cruise Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have t...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 13	Views: 3299	*

Chemistry Lesson A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he pr...			May 21, 2002
Rating: 7.92	Votes: 13	Views: 2478	*

Chinese Cure A rich man often went to bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual d...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 13	Views: 1815	*

CIA Test Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test. So the fir...			Nov 17, 2001
Rating: 7.66	Votes: 12	Views: 1543	*

Clyde's Two friends Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So h...			Jul 5, 2002
Rating: 7.63	Votes: 50	Views: 5905	*

Death in the Blonde's Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employe...			Mar 27, 2006
Rating: 8.71	Votes: 7	Views: 2804	*

Do Not Call Not a joke really, but a useful way of dealing with telemarketers. Being on the Federal Trade Commis...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 4.36	Votes: 11	Views: 2557	*

Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...			May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95	Votes: 21	Views: 2733	*

Excuse Me! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular ass...			Dec 21, 2001
Rating: 8.00	Votes: 22	Views: 2384	*

Farmer and Circle Flies An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speedin...			Apr 5, 2002
Rating: 8.93	Votes: 18	Views: 3253	*

Farmer, John Deere and Sons Farmer, John Deere and Sons A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.94	Votes: 19	Views: 3742	*

Female Answers Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 8.70	Votes: 10	Views: 2548	*

Female or Shemale Quiz var answer = new Array("dummy",true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,false,false,false,false,fal...			Sep 15, 2005
Rating: 9.05	Votes: 44	Views: 6974	*

Free Haircuts A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...			May 1, 2002
Rating: 7.07	Votes: 21	Views: 2544	*

Hamster If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush ...			Dec 29, 2001
Rating: 8.38	Votes: 22	Views: 3247	*

Having a Bad Day at Work? Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver f...			Nov 29, 2001
Rating: 8.62	Votes: 21	Views: 3836	*

How Boys Think If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him, If you aren't, he says you're proud, ...			Dec 17, 2001
Rating: 7.72	Votes: 18	Views: 2258	*

If You Love Something.... THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it does...			Aug 21, 2005
Rating: 7.71	Votes: 8	Views: 1329	*

In The Middle? When three middle managers, all from the same company, lost their golfing fourth, they decided to ...			Dec 15, 2001
Rating: 8.40	Votes: 10	Views: 2112	*

Jim and Mary Jim and Mary were both pataients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past ...			Jan 4, 2002
Rating: 8.69	Votes: 16	Views: 2295	*

Louisiana Tourist Attraction Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...			Jun 10, 2002
Rating: 7.99	Votes: 14	Views: 1859	*

Man with vagina, Woman with penis... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cu...			Mar 28, 2006
Rating: 8.42	Votes: 36	Views: 13805	*

Michael Jackson Jokes Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year...			Oct 14, 2005
Rating: 5.64	Votes: 41	Views: 10974	*

New Yorker A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them an...			Nov 18, 2001
Rating: 9.31	Votes: 20	Views: 2719	*

Old And Alone This will warm your heart. Just when you've lost faith in human kindness someone, who teaches at a...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 8.94	Votes: 15	Views: 3906	*

Old Man & a Punk? Old Man & a Punk? An old man is sitting on a bench at a mall. He watches a young punk with ...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 8.40	Votes: 20	Views: 2772	*

Olympic Condoms! A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a...			Dec 12, 2001
Rating: 6.91	Votes: 11	Views: 1938	*

Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web...			May 17, 2002
Rating: 8.65	Votes: 14	Views: 2715	*

People Complaints People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the...			Jun 19, 2002
Rating: 8.96	Votes: 22	Views: 2893	*

Perks of Being Over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be release...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 8.50	Votes: 10	Views: 4086	*

Redneck First Aid Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard ...			Sep 4, 2005
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 9	Views: 2647	*

Restaurant Ergonomics This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everyt...			Nov 21, 2001
Rating: 6.20	Votes: 10	Views: 2311	*

Sharing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled u...			May 8, 2002
Rating: 8.49	Votes: 16	Views: 2560	*

She Was So Blonde... She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the...			Aug 25, 2005
Rating: 9.29	Votes: 7	Views: 2077	*

Single Welfare Mother A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ...			Mar 26, 2002
Rating: 7.17	Votes: 11	Views: 2114	*

Situations Hallmark Does Not Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (Inside card)...			Oct 1, 2005
Rating: 7.51	Votes: 11	Views: 3370	*

Son's 21st Birthday A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...			May 7, 2002
Rating: 6.83	Votes: 28	Views: 3560	*

Strange Penis Disease Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no ar...			Nov 22, 2001
Rating: 6.42	Votes: 17	Views: 2025	*

Term Paper There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other ...			May 20, 2002
Rating: 6.36	Votes: 11	Views: 1643	*

The More You Rub... One day when the professor walked to the black board, she noticed someone had handwritten the word...			Nov 13, 2001
Rating: 8.31	Votes: 22	Views: 2318	*

The Old Man There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 9.00	Votes: 31	Views: 3776	*

The Outhouse Incident Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answ...			May 31, 2002
Rating: 8.90	Votes: 10	Views: 2339	*

The Preacher's Family There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation ...			Jan 7, 2002
Rating: 8.64	Votes: 23	Views: 2579	*

The Unreasonable Grocer A guy goes into the grocery store and asks for a can of dog food, the grocer says "Wheres ...			Jan 2, 2002
Rating: 8.53	Votes: 17	Views: 1667	*

Things Idiots Do 1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass ...			Jun 18, 2002
Rating: 9.36	Votes: 14	Views: 3762	*

Two Couples Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he b...			Jan 18, 2002
Rating: 9.30	Votes: 34	Views: 4781	*

United Airlines An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, whi...			Dec 27, 2001
Rating: 7.60	Votes: 15	Views: 1688	*

WalMart Fun 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stra...			Mar 25, 2002
Rating: 8.13	Votes: 105	Views: 6177	*

World's Ugliest Kid I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom...			Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 7.59	Votes: 17	Views: 2509	*

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