Freeze! Frosty!
Funny cartoon of snow man robbing another snow man with hair dryer

I've got your present right here.
Funny cartoon of evil Santa Claus

Merry Xmas Saddam
Santa Merry Xmas Saddam

Missing Elf
Poor Santa is a man short. He sat down one day and before you know it, he's missing an elf.

Modern Christmas Entryways
Santa Claus is having a hard time getting into modern homes. Don't forget the chimney folks!

No More Santa Claus...
Funny picture of hunter at the north pole who kills Santa and his reindeer

Reindeer Revenge
Funny cartoon of red nose reindeer reading book after killing all the other deers

Santa Cat
Cute picture of kitten dressed up like Santa Claus

Santa Pervert
Funny cartoon of perverted Santa Claus

Santa Smokes Pot
Santa Claus is posing here smoking a marijuana joint. Yes, Santa is getting high on the ganja, chronic, weed. He has his rolling papers, a roller and a quarter of weed all ready to roll another.

Where icicles come from
Funny cartoon of Santa and Reindeer pissing off rooftop and making icicles

You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas
Here's a Christmas card to give those people who weren't so nice this year. Let them know that choosing between being naughty or nice could mean. "you aint' getting shit for Christmas," this year as the card says. It's a picture of Santa Claus tippping his glasses down as he peers at the recipient letting him know he isn't getting anything for X-mas this year. No presents, no cash, nothing....not shit. Apparently, Santa just examined your computer. And he says it's full of porn. You fuckin pervert.

You've Been Elfed
Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been' elfed ' . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

You've Been BAD This X-mas!
Funny picture of Santa Claus crappping in chimney