Canada Day Bikini Wax
Celebrate Canada Day with a special for the w omen! Wax your beaver bikini wax for only 20 dollars.

Halloween Baby
It's the Halloween Baby dressed up in a variety of Halloween costumes. This baby has an adorable scream on his face and each picture shows off his various halloween costumes. This could be one scary baby dressed up like that. Trick or Treat!

Modern Christmas Entryways
Santa Claus is having a hard time getting into modern homes. Don't forget the chimney folks!

pumkin puke
Funny picture of puking pumpkin

Santa Smokes Pot
Santa Claus is posing here smoking a marijuana joint. Yes, Santa is getting high on the ganja, chronic, weed. He has his rolling papers, a roller and a quarter of weed all ready to roll another.

Santa, Stop!
Santa should wear his seatbelt more often.

Shot for dad
Great special for dad, get your kids shot!

Trick or Treat Dog
Meet the Trick or Treat Dog sitting in his pumpkin. He's perfect to send to your friends around Halloween to make them smile.

Valintine Sweetie
Funny picture of fat lady sitting down with valentine candy looking for a valentine

Where easter eggs come from
Here's where those great easter eggs come from.

You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas
Here's a Christmas card to give those people who weren't so nice this year. Let them know that choosing between being naughty or nice could mean. "you aint' getting shit for Christmas," this year as the card says. It's a picture of Santa Claus tippping his glasses down as he peers at the recipient letting him know he isn't getting anything for X-mas this year. No presents, no cash, nothing....not shit. Apparently, Santa just examined your computer. And he says it's full of porn. You fuckin pervert.

You've Been Elfed
Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been' elfed ' . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!