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A Cat Diary DAY 659 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishl...			Jan 7, 2002
Rating: 7.67	Votes: 22	Views: 4005	PCR: G

Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...			Apr 30, 2002
Rating: 8.85	Votes: 20	Views: 5014	PCR: G

Capitalism and Cows TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and...			Oct 10, 2005
Rating: 6.00	Votes: 6	Views: 4602	PCR: G

Cat Goes to Heaven A cat goes to Heaven A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've ...			Dec 6, 2001
Rating: 8.73	Votes: 28	Views: 4211	PCR: G

City Guy A fellow sick and tired of the city life, decided to move to the country. He knew nothing ab...			Jan 20, 2002
Rating: 8.61	Votes: 18	Views: 5155	PCR: G

Dr. Dave Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried...			May 10, 2002
Rating: 7.95	Votes: 21	Views: 4484	PCR: G

Duck Hunting A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pendin...			Apr 17, 2002
Rating: 8.53	Votes: 30	Views: 5242	PCR: G

Duck Walks Into a Bar A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that th...			Dec 28, 2001
Rating: 7.31	Votes: 13	Views: 4466	PCR: G

Farmer John's Sign Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built up at an alarmin...			Sep 7, 2005
Rating: 8.82	Votes: 11	Views: 4425	PCR: G

Farmer, John Deere and Sons Farmer, John Deere and Sons A farmer had three sons, and one day his oldest comes to him an...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.74	Votes: 16	Views: 4609	PCR: G

Hamster If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush ...			Dec 29, 2001
Rating: 8.30	Votes: 21	Views: 4603	PCR: PG

Never talk to the parrot Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her ...			May 14, 2002
Rating: 8.21	Votes: 24	Views: 3938	PCR: G

Praise The Lord A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He explains to the new owner, ...			May 3, 2002
Rating: 9.08	Votes: 25	Views: 4779	PCR: G

Priest Sells Horse Priest Sells Horse A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He...			Jan 9, 2002
Rating: 5.60	Votes: 10	Views: 3240	PCR: G

Purina Diet I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart, waiting in the c...			Apr 26, 2007
Rating: 6.25	Votes: 4	Views: 2500	PCR: PG

Stuck Jellyfish ext time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Gl...			May 7, 2002
Rating: 7.57	Votes: 7	Views: 4112	PCR: G

The Dam Letter This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmenta...			Apr 11, 2007
Rating: 9.50	Votes: 4	Views: 2547	PCR: G

The Frog and The Psychic A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Person...			Dec 26, 2001
Rating: 8.75	Votes: 16	Views: 3711	PCR: G

The Leg Test A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he ...			Dec 14, 2001
Rating: 8.86	Votes: 31	Views: 4756	PCR: G

The Top 10 Signs that You're at a Bad Zoo 10.When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are giving you the finger. 9.The Bears e...			May 22, 2002
Rating: 6.18	Votes: 12	Views: 3261	PCR: G

Three Labradors Three Labrador retrievers, chocolate, yellow, and black, are sitting in the waiting room at the vet'...			Jul 1, 2002
Rating: 8.93	Votes: 49	Views: 8149	PCR: G

Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password 9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. Yo...			May 14, 2002
Rating: 6.63	Votes: 24	Views: 4091	PCR: G

Two Penguins A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting ...			May 24, 2002
Rating: 7.88	Votes: 17	Views: 3460	PCR: G

World's Ugliest Kid I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom...			Jun 2, 2002
Rating: 6.77	Votes: 13	Views: 3470	PCR: G

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