I Am So Smart
Un-motivational poster of a blue eyed cat laying on it's back staring up into the air. The quote under the picture of the cat says: SMRT i am so smart, s-m-r-t. Smart is misspelled by this not so smart cat.

Adult Sheep Finder
Apparently this is the number one site to find a mate in New Zealand, although I'd think most people in New Zealand would take offense to that comment. It's Adult Sheep Finder dot com, the place to find yourself a sheep to shag. Bestiality has apparently made it's way to the main stream with this dating sheep for men and sheep to find each other. I wonder how a sheep finds a man to have sex with, do they have Wi-Fi in the pasture? Either way, it's both disgusting, and funny at the same time. Hopefully you aren't one of those turned on by the prospect of sex with sheep. Maybe it's more of a redneck pastime anyway.

Seven of Swine
The Borg had Seven of Nine on Star Trek's Voyager series. Apparently they didn't stop at humans being assimilated. We present you with Seven of Swine, the new assimilated Borg Pig. This pig is adorned with several additional technical upgrades to help it assimilate other swine into the collective. Pork will never be the same again. Resistance is futile.

President Bush Eats Kitten
Here President George Bush was pretty hungry. In the absence of real food he decided to munch on a poor defenseless kitten. Yes, the president of the United States is eating a kitty?! Should we all shout, 'Impeach Bush for eating cats?'

No Pets Allowed
Here's a posted sign that says 'No Pets Allowed' Directly beneath it is another sign that says 'All Pets Must Be On A Leash' Isn't it great how intelligent our bureaucrats are that they can think of everything?

Dog-Rabbit
Here's a morph of a dog and a rabbit. It's an entirely new breed of animal, the Dog-Rabbit. This creature will breed like bunnies and bark at you too. Maybe the easter bunny needed a guard dog?

Fresh Vegetables and a Frog
Check out this bag of fresh vegetables. Do you see the frog in the bag? I suppose they must be fresh, because he sure looks like he is alive inside the bag of lettuce. This bag of salad greens has a frog inside.

Noodle Dog
Here's a funny animal picture of a dog in a noodle pot. Apparently this dog likes to snuggle with the noodles. I've heard of pasta for dogs, but this is the first time I've seen dog pasta. The picture says 'I'm in ur pot snugglin' ur noodlez.'

Sneaky Dogs
Here's a cute and funny animal picture. These two sneaky dogs are hanging from the ceiling trying to get some dog treats from the display. They are hanging from a trapeze and one dog is holding the other who has two bags of dog treats in his mouth.

Dog Found
A sign advertising Dog: Found has details about the missing dog. They include the final fact that the dog tasted like chicken? Something is wrong here.

Hamster Power
Here's a picture of a hamster powered semi truck. You can clearly see the giant hamster on his hamster wheel in the transparent trailer of this semi. On the back of the semi trailer is an ad for Hamster Powerfood.

Puppy Plays Chess
Here's an adorable picture of a puppy playing chess with a woman. The puppy has a chess piece in his mouth and is about to make his move as the woman leans over the chess board to see what he will do next.

Crazed Cat
This cat is seriously drug crazed. Look at the look on his face. He wants his drugs! He doesn't look like he is going to let go of that bottle in his paws. Maybe he is just drunk from drinking too much of that stuff.

Doobie Doo - Scooby Doo
A cartoon of Scooby-Doo smoking a doobie. This pic has Scooby in a rastafarian outfit with a large lit marijuana joint hanging out of his mouth with the title Doobie-Doo. Scooby Doo is stoned!

Hippo Eats Dwarf
A clipping from an Australian newspaper tells of a tragic Hippo/Dwarf circus mishap. Apparently a dwarf was bouncing on a trampoline and a nearby hippo was yawning. The dwarf mis-bounced and landed in the yawning hippo's mouth, who instinctively had a

Free to Good Home
Here's a funny newspaper classified clipping advertising 'Free to Good Home,' featuring a cat OR a boyfriend. Apparently Jennifer has a choice to make one or the other, you can call her if you're interested.

Patriotic Pup
This patriotic dog is proud to show his flag and a uniform to boot! An adorable picture of a puppy in a helmet and uniform in front of the U.S. flag.

Trick or Treat Dog
Meet the Trick or Treat Dog sitting in his pumpkin. He's perfect to send to your friends around Halloween to make them smile.

Cats are Dumb
A cat isn't always the smartest of animals. In this picture we see proof that the cat is dumb as it goes up against an eagle.

Donkey Rape Banned
I'm not sure where this is or how it came about. Some very wierd customs and superstitions abound I suppose as this withdoctor teaches his people that raping a donkey brings good luck?!

Cat and Mouse Space War
Kewl picture of cat as the earth and mouse as the moon and cat is about to eat the moon

Freaky Cat!
Freaky picture of wet cat with human face!

Jaws Lives!
Erie picture looking down on man on boat with huge shark under boat about to attck

Sheep Landscaping!
Funny cartoon of sheep keeping mans lawn mowed by eating the grass instead of buying gas for his lawn mower.

Weird Dog!
Erie picture of dog with half dog half human face

Bin Ladens Remains Found!
Picture of Osama Bin Ladens remains devored by vultures

Cable Trouble?
Bird vers Cable truck

Caffeine Kitty!
Kitty cartoon of kitty high on caffeine

Cat Carrier!
Sick cat carrier for your kitty!

Angry Orangutan
Orangutan flipping the bird.

Baby butt sniffer
Family dog smelling baby butt while baby eats dog food

Bad Hair day
Mothet orangutan and baby with bad spiked hair

Bark Streeet Boys
Dogs singing into microphone

Bark Street Boys
Dogs singing into microphone

Bat dog
Cute dog dressed as bat man with cape and mask

Big balls squirell
Squirell with big hanging ball sack

Blues brothers chimps
Chimps in suits imatating the blues brother

Brave cat
Cat walking by line of german shepards

Cheerleading pooch
Family pet dog in cheerleader outfit

Computer Dog
Dog with computer monitor on his head, Dog computer

Confident Kitty
Cat looking in mirror and seeing lion

Confused sheep
Sheep mounting dog while friends watch

Crosseyed Fly
Picture of fly on cats nose

Crosseyed Fly cat
Picture of fly on cats nose

Curious George
George Bush pics looking like monkey

Dalmation Kitties
Dalmation with spotted litter of kittens

Deer Three-way
Three deer engaging in three way sexual romp

Doggie door freinds
Dog and baby looking out of doggie door

Dump monkey
Chimp stting on toilet taking a dump and reading a news paper

Happy horse
Horse with huge teeth smiling

Heart stripped zebra
Zebra with hearts for stripes grazing with the herd

Horny racooon
Racoon screwing family dog

Hot -Dog
Little puppy dog on bun

Hungry pets
Here are three pets making a animal tower to get to the food in a refrigerator. A smaller dog sits on the back of a larger dog, with a cat on top of them both reaching into the refrigerator for a six pack of beer.

Ice pooping penguin
Cartoon of penguin pooping ice like ice maker

Killer dog
Innocent looking little dog or is he??

Kissy Kissy!
Chimp ready to lay on a wet one

Lonely farmer?
Man on motorcycle with sheep as passenger or date?

Monkey on smoke break
Monkey talikng a smkoe break with cigarette in hand

Moo-shoe pork
Pig wearing little piggy slippers

Morning kitty
Cartoon of cat with coffee in the morning

OH SHIT dog
Surprised dog

Pups on a line
Eight puppies hanging on a clothes line

Scaredy Cat
Scared kitten with bow in hair

Screw you kitty
Cat flipping the bird while relaxing

Shaving cat
Advertisment for Gillette razors with shaved cat, Gillette the best that you can get

Six legged cow
Cows thinking about being butchered, six legged cow

Sleeping feline pals
Cute kittys sleeping in embrace

Sleeping wrinkle dog!
Dog in lawn chair sleeping with wrinkle problem and drink next to him

Sleepy polar bear
Sleeping polar bear in odd position

Sometimes?
Ape continplating about life and farting

Stoner prairie Dog
Prairie dog rolling a doobie or joint

Stuart Little Stunt Doubles
Mouse with helmet attemps to steal cheese from trap

Super Kitty
Flying cat with cape as super kitty

Thirsty Dog
Dog attacks yard sprinkler

Tongue waggin dog
Boxer dog with long tongue

Twins?
Fat cute baby and dog with wrinkled hanging skin

why penguins have short lives
Penguin stading on polar bear with cymbals ready to wake him up

You scare kitty
Scared cat being held up in the air

PUSH!
Great picture of some adorable puppies helping mom push this fallen child up. I can hear them now: "Ok, everyone help out here. This kid needs a lift!"

Bearsweets
Bearsweets

Falling Snow
Never eat falling snow.
You thinking what I'm thinking?

Animal Crackers
Where do they get animal crackers from?
It aint from no factory up north.

Poodle Cubes
Check out the haircut on this poodle.
If you ever need some sugar cubes for your coffee...

Wiener Horse
Scientists have engineered a new breed of horse.
This one can run, jump, and play dead.

Kangaroos Can
Why is that kangaroo doing that? Well, because he can, silly!

What's in your pants?
Is that a small, furry, North American rodent in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Morning Breath
This has to be a horrible way to wake up.
Can you imagine what kind of morning breath he'll have?

Go Long!
A LotsaHumor exclusive picture. Hey little buddy, go long!

Real Horsepower
Vroom, Vroom, get that baby going! This, my friends, is what you call REAL horsepower!

That's Cold!
Ever get this feeling at the doctors? YYEEEOOOWWWWWWW, that's cold!

Sick Elephant
This poor elephant's got a nasty cough. Looks like the handler found out first hand.

Chocolate Self Serve
There's nothing like a cool cone of chocolate ice cream. But this is what I call truly "self serve".

Dancing Kittens
Here's a cute one. It's the dancing kittens! Only question is who leads?

The Fly Plane
Check out this great arts and crafts project from Lotsahumor. Make a fly plane. Your little pet flys will have so much fun!

Chimp Pot Head
Pot is a problem among teens, but marijuana abuse among teen chimps has been virtually ignored by zoo officials.

Funny pet signs
Funny pets signs, like no bike-riding dogs.

Throbbing Teddy
This Teddy is always happy to see you! He is a stuffed toy who has a bean bag butt so he will sit up and pay attention!

Santa, Stop!
Santa should wear his seatbelt more often.

Where easter eggs come from
Here's where those great easter eggs come from.

Poodle Power!
This little pup's got poodle power!

Kitty Soup
Cat ends up in the soup

Big man, Little Dogs
Big guy walking some little dogs.

Sure, but are they real?
Cows at a strip joint admiring a nice set of udders

Clever Deer
Clever deer doing his best to avoid biting the bullet.

Cat and Fish
Uh, who let you in here? Wait a second - what am I doing out here? Interesting picture of a goldfish looking at a cat in a fishbowl.

Sour Cream in Your Taco?
Yo Quiero Taco Be---ahhh---ellllll. Ever wonder where they get their ingredients? That chihuahua's been working overtime.... Funny Picture of the Taco Bell dog making sour cream.

Dog with BIG Ears
Huh, Huh? C'mon sonny - speak up! These old ears can barely hear ya..... This dog's got some big ears!

Giraffe Kiss
Animal love can be expressed in an endearing way, but OH! The kink it puts in this mom's neck!

Lizard Man
There was a man who like lizards. Wanted a tail, scales and forked tongue. Got 2/3rds of the way and...... STILL LOOKS LIKE A FREAK! ;)

Kiss Kiss
Cute Picture of two cow's expressing their bovine love with a kiss.

Complaint Department
Funny Picture of a painful solution to complaints. Press the red button and get caught in the mouse trap.

Hold Your Breath
Funny Picture of a cute orange cat holding it's breath.

Squirrel Special Ranger
Cute Picture of a rodent with a bazooka ready to serve his country and shoot Osama in the foot.

What Matters
Cute picture of cat looking in mirror

Chinese Water Skiing
Very funny cartoon of Chinese Water Skiing

Fat Lady Loses Dog
Funny cartoon about women losing her dog somewhere?

Frog with Pierced Tongue
Funny cartoon about frog with pierced tongue

I'll Take a Hot Dog - Rare
Cute picture of puppy on a hot dog bun

Wet Cat
Funny picture of wet kitty in sink

Honey, PLEASE
Cute picture of dalmation with spotted kittys

Just Once
Funny story about farting with a fat ape scratching his head.

I Just Can't Find The Deer
Funny picture of deer up a tree with hunter down below

Where Ice Comes From
Funny animation about how ice makers work pooping penguin

Passed Out Cat
Funny picture of passed out kitty

Finger Lickin' Kid
Funny picture of boy and dog Finger Lickin Good

Al-Qaeda Training Materials
Funny cartoon of Playgoat magazine with Osama Bin Laden

Cat got your ....?
Funny cartoon about cat eating mouse

Osama's Firstborn
Funny picture of Osama Bin Laden as monkey

Sneaky Shark
Funny cartoon of sneaky shark with fake hand sticking out of the water

To the (former) Taliban
Funny picture of American eagle flipping the Taliban the bird

Vending Machine Problems
Funny picture of goat vending machine

The Meaning of Fear!!!
Funny pictute of dog and fat lady, The meaning of fear

A Pig's Life!
Fuuny pig picture

Another Drink I Think
Funny cat in the hat rhyme about alcohol

I'm Gonna Get Me Some...
Funny picture of doggie screwing cat

Tennessee Diner
Funny menu for road kill grill

Save The Whales
Funny advertisement for save the whales of fat lady with blow hole for green peace

Bird Manual
Funny picture of bird reading how to poop on people manual

The Best a Cat Can Get
Funny picture of shaved cat for razor advertisement the best a cat can get

Who Came First?
Funny cartoon of who came first the chicken or the egg?

You Da Bird?!
Funny pictute of bird and cat together,drinking

Evolution
Funny cartoon of the evolution of men and women

Wrinkles
Cute picture of wrinkled puppy asleep

Cyber Pup
Funny picture of cyber puppie, cute

Monkey Business
Funny picture of chimpanzee in buisness suit on toilet reading newspaper

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom!
Funny picture of dog with rocket strapped on back

Eat More Chicken
Funny advertisement of cows holding eat more chicken signs

Santa Cat
Cute picture of kitten dressed up like Santa Claus

Fly Sex
Funny picture of two Flys having sex

Welcome to West Virginia!
Funny road side sign of man screwing sheep in West Virginia

Chip off the old....
Funny picture of man who looks like his dog

Drunk Kitty
Funny picture of drunk kitty passed out

Alabama Deer Hunting
Funny picture of deer revenge on hunter

Dating in Wyoming
Funny picture of man with sheep on motorcycle dating in wyoming

No More Santa Claus...
Funny picture of hunter at the north pole who kills Santa and his reindeer

HEY - Let me see your ID!
Funny picture of dogs helping cat raid the refrigerator

Hold My Calls
Funny picture of dog relaxing at the lake on a inner tube

Cattle Car Wash
Funny picture of man washing his cow at the car wash

Deer 3 Way
Funny picture of three deer humping each other

Desperate Hedgehog
Funny picture of two hedgehogs humping

Fuck You Kitty
Funny picture of kitty flipping you off

Let me explain
Very cute funny picture of dalmation next to litter of spotted kittens with the caption Honey, let me explain

Low knockers
Funny picture of squirrel with big low hanging balls

Real Russian Cat
Funny picture of cat passed out drunk with vodka bottle next to him and cigarettes

Smoking Monkey
Funny picture of monkey smoking a cigarette lookin cool

Two Headed Giraffe
Funny picture of giraffe with two heads, one normal and one comming out of its ass

Bad Hair Day
Funny picture of two orangutan monkeys with very bad hair. Bad hair day

Blind Racoon
Funny picture of racoon humping dog

Defenseless Little Bunny Rabitt?!?!?
Funny picture of cute little bunny being attacked by wolf but eats the wolf down to the bones.

Even camels need love
Funny picture of two camels humping in the dessert

Fat Cat
Funny picture of cat sitting upright with a bowl of soup in front of him ready to eat.

Goodbye Cruel World....
Funny picture of kitty in toilet getting ready to flush himself and commit suicide and lid reads goodbye cruel world.

Horny Sheep
Funny picture of sheep trying to hump a dog while other dogs watch.

I be crosseyed
Funny picture of cat crossings his eyes to see fly on his nose

Kitty noodle dish
Funny picture of kitty in pot of soup being dipped out with ladel

Leap frog dog
Funny picture of dog leaping over sheep in field

Monkey boys
Funny picture of monkeys dressed in suits like x-men

Party puppy
Funny picture of passed out puppy with cigarette in paw and empty booze bottle next to him cute

Wasted Squirrel
Funny picture of passed out squirrel with cigarette in mouth and liquior bottle next to him.

Reindeer Revenge
Funny cartoon of red nose reindeer reading book after killing all the other deers

Tokken Squirrel
Funny picture of sguirrel smoking joint